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[r3d5kull]

Lol, Maybe she'll cheat on someone with the man(me), I'll get her pregnant and claim the throne.... MUAHAHAHA!!!!

[Mr. Penguin]

Dwarves should have an entire branch of mathematics applied to determining, quantifying, and expressing how drunk they are.

I wanna be one of the test subjects!

lol

BTW - Johann Schmidt is officially in.  You'll be coming of age in about 11 years.  Probably just in time to die.  lol

I'm *hoping* to keep the story going till at least 274.  But Urist wont die of natural causes until 304-324.  So odds are she dies of unnatural causes.  

Urist should die of DIV (like HIV, but for dwarves). With all the bloodsoaked sex she has been having, it is bound to show up. :/

[Cheddarius]

Spoiler: Context (click to show/hide)

Urist turned 101 years old this year, her birthday being the first of granite.  God was she old. 

...Airag was of age.  And quite handsome.  Is an 88 year age difference really a barrier to love?

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

Lol, Maybe she'll cheat on someone with the man(me), I'll get her pregnant and claim the throne.... MUAHAHAHA!!!!

Better you than me, brother.

EDIT: Made more quote-friendly.

[r3d5kull]

Better you than me, brother.

I wanna sig this but I don't know how.

[Cheddarius]

Click the Profile button in the top blue toolbar, click Forum Profile on the left, go down, and copy-paste the quote into the Signature box.

[r3d5kull]

Man it's to big...

[Cheddarius]

You can make a post in this thread, and link to it in your sig, like I do.

[r3d5kull]

You can make a post in this thread, and link to it in your sig, like I do.

Thanks I'm gonna use that

[MrGimp]

Grigrak had floated for many years in this fortress.  Disembodiment was the worst feeling ever.  He yearned to be alive so strongly that he felt it even though he was unconscious and not in a body. 

It was at this time, in early spring of 255, that Lord Akigagak confronted Spaher in the storage room, where the rebellious dwarf had been sulking off and on for many years.

Spoiler: note (click to show/hide)

Ze Spy's dwarf Spaher has been bugged and gets stuck in the storage room for seasons on end.  Then he'll move, go do some stuff, then come back and get stuck.  I dont know why.  I almost got him in the arena last time he unfroze.  But then he came back to the storage room, so thats where we make our scene...

"Hey Spaher!" shouted Lord Akigagak angrily.

"What do you want?" said Spaher gruffly.

"I want to talk to you!"

"Well....you're talking."  Spaher still had his back turned to Akigagak.

"Why are you always hiding away up here Spaher?  Why dont you sleep at your station like the rest of us?"

Spaher shook his head.  "Go away Akigagak!"

"Hey that's LORD Akigagak to you!"  Akigagak pounded his fist on his steel breast plate, making quite a racket.

Spaher didn't speak.

"You need to shape up Spaher.  You're mouthing off to all the guys...they're getting sick of you!"

"I'm sick of them!" shouted Spaher, turning around in anger.  "They dont know what a REAL warrior is!"

It was true.  Spaher was mighty.  Somehow...he was even mightier than Akigagak himself.



Akigagak's stats -





Spaher's stats -




"I suppose you know what a warrior is huh?  You sit up here by yourself because you dont know how to be a part of the team Spaher!" shouted the grizzled old dwarf.  "Always thinking of yourself Spaher!  All fight and no heart!  Thats what you are kid!"

"ENOUGH!!!"  Spaher shouted.  He wanted to swing his axe at the old dwarf's head...he tried fighting the urge.

Then suddenly the spirit of Grigrak randomly intersected with Spaher, drawn by his hate.  The raging bloodlust in both souls overloaded Spaher's adrenal glands.

"ARRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" he shouted.

"Calm down soldier!" ordered Akigagak.  It was no use.  Spaher gripped his axe.

"DEATH TO AKIGAGAK!!!  DEATH TO URIST!!!!!!"  Spaher raised his axe and lunged.  "AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

[Tradanbattlan]

Mein gott! Things are getting rather intense!

[r3d5kull]

Nice! Another lost soul, Feeding the thirst for blood

[Sindain]

Just finished reading.. Great epic story gimp, keep up the good work

[The Architect]

Well some people want me to tell more, others want me to tell less.  I cant make everyone happy.

Actually, I don't have a problem with your hints. I have a problem with the fact that people can't help posting their solutions all over the thread for whatever reason. I don't know if it is showing off or whatever (it doesn't really take a clever person to look at the translations of the dwarvish words), but it's annoying. Even a simple riddle can be fun to figure out by yourself in its proper context, but to have people spout all over the thread for no good reason makes me unhappy.

I mean "no good reason". There isn't any good reason for that that I can see. Why would you even do that? At least some people had the courtesy to put it in spoilers.

[Cheddarius]

Well, we're trying to figure out what it means. If we all post our ideas, maybe we can figure something out together.

[The Architect]

I don't recall any discussion involving solving the riddle, nor anyone requesting help with it. Spoilers were simply publicly posted.

And quite frankly, it's a simple riddle. If you really need help figure it out (besides the typos which have been corrected) then do it with PM's. Solving this simple riddle in its intended context, and using it to enter properly, would be fun. My point is that this is not something people need help to figure out, so there is no good reason for spoiling it.