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Author Topic: Blockedlance - No More Stops Until Ragnarok!  (Read 432114 times)

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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1515 on: February 20, 2010, 08:31:07 pm »

Heh, i laughed at the fat. Yay updates :D

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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1516 on: February 20, 2010, 08:45:13 pm »

Hurray! I'm really interested in the hermit's adventures...
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« Reply #1517 on: February 20, 2010, 08:50:34 pm »

Hi Grim just wondering if i could have a dwarf also great story. ^.^  ill give the info of my characters if u let me have one ^.^

Sure you can have a dwarf.  I cant really fulfill any zany plot schemes though.

Ok well  heres the info hehe. Also whats a zany plot?

Name: Reaper

Gender: Male or Female doesn't matter Male more though. ^.^

Profession: Record Keeper if possible witch u wont kill and if not any other profession just not in the military

Desc: He or She is dressed in a riped Black Robe with hood with chains dragging from it also He or She is Beardless. (i know u can't have that in dwarf fortress but u can pretend ^.^ )
Also He or She only works for the person with the most money and also acts mysterious and also is a thief whos acts nicely around nobles. ^.^
« Last Edit: February 20, 2010, 09:52:31 pm by CuteEmoBoyx »
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1518 on: February 20, 2010, 10:44:36 pm »


whats a zany plot?


This.

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I made you Reaper the Beardless, Armok worshipping daughter of the Grand Duchess and Record Keeper (Hoard Master) of Blockedlance.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1519 on: February 20, 2010, 10:58:08 pm »

A-W-Er-Bu...
I have no words for this situation. No words at all.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1520 on: February 21, 2010, 12:23:00 am »

That summer, the Stonecutters finished a new death machine.  It was a simple set of rooms with spiked floors and a bed.  When the first room was hooked to a lever, the Queen quickly notified the Tax Collector that he had been given a new bedroom under the temple.

When he ran to his new room to see it, he promptly received a spike to the face and fell dead.

It wouldn't have been so bad except that I was distracted, and didn't tell anyone to stop pulling the lever.  The tax collector had been wearing silk, and other dwarves sought it feverishly.  It was the ruin of both Mogror Harbett and the craftsdwarf that had made the Queen's artifact adamantine mug.



The wounded dwarves ran to the nearest beds.  Mogror left a trail of blood behind him as he dragged himself about.  Both dwarves are horribly wounded from the spikes...but it seems they will live to tell the tale.

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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1521 on: February 21, 2010, 08:12:20 am »


whats a zany plot?


This.

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I made you Reaper the Beardless, Armok worshipping daughter of the Grand Duchess and Record Keeper (Hoard Master) of Blockedlance.


Ty mr Grimp ^.^
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1522 on: February 21, 2010, 01:00:28 pm »

no problemo
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1523 on: February 21, 2010, 01:03:34 pm »

Okay I added Jewelettarette.  The Grand Duchess has only one unnamed daughter now.

Hey Cheddarius and Xanthius, you guys still wanted a guy right? (since your last guys died so qucikly)

I have no more military dwarves but there are two Armok worshipping dwarves I will give you first dibs on.  They will be making their appearance in the story shortly.  Give me a name and Ill give you a dude.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1524 on: February 21, 2010, 01:05:33 pm »

Oh and Huesoo I didnt forget you either, I'll give you the next Hammerer, Huesoo Two!

Huesootwo?

Huesootoo?

Hoosootoo?
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« Reply #1525 on: February 21, 2010, 01:09:33 pm »

Yeah, thanks! Name will be... Airag.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1526 on: February 21, 2010, 01:31:15 pm »

Huesoodos!
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1527 on: February 21, 2010, 02:05:36 pm »

Huesoodos!

Huesoodos, el Hammerero Grande Mal!!!
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1528 on: February 21, 2010, 02:06:18 pm »

I left my computer on all night.  I'm up to the year 244.  I think I should do this every night.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1529 on: February 21, 2010, 02:11:40 pm »

Ever since Urist gave Slemsvamp the title of Grand-Duchess, she has been acting ever more pretentious.  Now she makes ridiculous unfulfillable demands of the peasants.

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