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[TALLPANZER]

PRAISE BE TO ARMOK! Let us build a great tower of Coke, fill it with goblins, and the burn it to the ground in celebration!
*TALLPANZER has organized a party at BURNING TOWER OF GOBLINS!*

[Innominate]

Oh yeah, by the way, for those who are interested...

Spoiler: I won my court case (click to show/hide)

It took nearly six months, a bunch of paperwork, and going to court three times, but I won the damn case.  I had forgotten the date of the last trial, and didnt remember it until the day before.  Then I tried to get my paperwork together and half of it was missing (hey its been a six month process alright).  The other half that wasnt missing was half brown from soda being spilled on it.  I didnt have time to reprint it. 

So I went to court with only half my paperwork, totally high and with soda spilled all over my evidence.  I was one of the first on the docket.  He didnt show (of course).  I presented my soda paper to the judge ('Commissioner' technically...whatever...its a judge).  She read through it, asked me a couple questions...I gave her more soda paper, then she said 'alright, judgment of $5485 for the plaintiff'.

Fuck yeah.   

I AM THE LAW!!!

Sounds to me like Armok should tell Urist to hold the most badass celebration ever, and she will have no idea why.

[TheSummoner]

"The fires of Armok's might will purge this world of the weak! Let the goblins and elves be burnt to ash!"

[Ze Spy]

What? you won your court Case?

Tell me what masterpiece(or demands) you want build and i'll do it

[Moose Fisher]

Congrats on the court case, I can guess where the money is going to go.

[Ninja Pichu]

So, how is Eagle doing anyways?

Still chilling in his cave?

Eagle just lazes around forgotten most of the time.  In fact, the tale of Eagle has been quite sad and alcohol free lately.  He ran out of booze and was drinking water for YEARS before I realized he needed to make more.  Think of the horror.  Can you imagine the madness he must have suffered from?!

He also made a bunch of spears and mechanisms for a repeating weapon trap.  I haven't had him install the thing entirely yet.  I should get on that.  Its taken him twenty years to do this.  lol

Sobriety... the dwarf's worst enemy.

[MrGimp]

Wow has it really been a month since the last post?  Wow.  My bad everybody.  I keep thinking Ill get to it next week.  Next week, next week, next week.  But theres always work.  And then time spent trying to get into the pants of females.

Plus, my 'almost-noble' job has earned me the money to buy a quad core computer with a googaplex of ram and memory.  This thing can stream porn, youtube, website stuff, ftp stuff, coding stuff, image editing stuff, and whatever else my computer is running all without skipping a beat.  Its ungodly powerful.  And then I bought Fallout 3 and whenever I have extra time Im playing that.  That game is so awesome.  If you guys like apocalyptic humor then you'll like Fallout 3. 

But anyways, I want to give Blockedlance the end it deserves, not something quick and slopped together.  But I guess Im just giving it a prolonged drawn out slow death.  I dont know if thats any better.   

I wanted the adventure tunnels to be awesome, so that theres a legacy to the fort and a reason to play an obsolete version of DF in order to check it out.  But it requires a lot of attention to detail to get the tunnels and traps right.  I cant just run it in the background and get what I want out of it.  Plus like I said, its hard to stay focused on one fortress in one game for so long.  This story is almost two years old!!!


But the gods be damned!  Let version 1.0 of DF be released before this story is finished, and I will STILL finish it.  By the beard of Armok's beard, I swear this story will properly meet its end and NEVER be abandoned until its bloody fate has made its tortured souls worthy of their eternal rest.

Blood for the Blood God

[Tradanbattlan]

THANK GODS! I was starting to miss seeing my favorite fort's name appearing in my Updated Topics list every now and again. :'D

[Ze Spy]

You , Sir , Are Awesome , once you finish the Adventure Tunnel , Are you Gonna post the Save or something for us to Go Adventure Mode and try to Beat the Tunnel?

or , if you are that kind , let us screw around the fort in Fortress mode

[Huesoo]

Cool.

[Moose Fisher]

We're with you all the way!

[The Architect]

THANK GODS! I was starting to miss seeing my favorite fort's name appearing in my Updated Topics list every now and again. :'D

QFT

[Lord Inquisitor]

Armok now requires sacriface of 5485 souls as celebration.
Bout time you got fallout 3, its a great game and I mod it better.

You going to keep the evil queen until she dies of old age proving she is the ultimate dwarf survivor.

Of course this is the best fortress thread here.

[TheSummoner]

Maybe Queen Urist would be interested in seeking immortality... Modding the game to get rid of the maxage tag might work... Not sure if it would affect Dwarves that already exist, but in theory it would make her immortal.

Of course, such a feat would require mass sacrifice... many lives, goblin, elf, human and dwarf would have to be given for something as great as immortality.

[nbonaparte]

Wow. That's all I have to say. fucking long thread, but excellent. Looking forward to more.