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Author Topic: Blockedlance - No More Stops Until Ragnarok!  (Read 427799 times)

Ze Spy

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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1440 on: January 17, 2010, 01:41:44 am »
that is why YOU let me extract the microcline and free tradan from that mircocline-cluster-fuck
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1441 on: January 17, 2010, 01:50:01 am »
I say you leave the microcline monster alone, capture a whole siege of elves, and through them into the pit with it.
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Quote from: SkyRender on January 23, 2010, 09:01:29 pm
Yikes, the Orcs have a nasty language.  Traditional foreplay would be right out for them; how would they ever "say my name" for one another?  No wonder Ocrs are always so bloodthirsty and violent, they're getting sub-par action.

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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1442 on: January 17, 2010, 01:53:19 am »
The Slaughtering Slaughteryness of Slaughtertude

Queen Urist wanted the creature dead.  But she still wanted to fight fair.  So she sent two marksdwarves in.  She thought sending the squadleader Lord Lego in would be overkill.  How could it possibly take three dwarves to kill that thing?  It's only size 30,000!

Anyways, Cheddarius and Xanthius were there, and here is there fate, recorded for all to see...

http://mkv25.net/dfma/movie-1924-microclinemonster

The two marksdwarves did not have the wrestling ability to dodge the beasts jaws.  When they had fallen Urist ordered Lord Lego to finish the beast off, for the beast was tired and Lord Lego was a legendary wrestler in steel armor.

Lord Lego had survived death once.  Here is his second less successful attempt.

http://mkv25.net/dfma/movie-1925-lordlegodiesagain

With that, Urist orders Akhier into the breach, but as the gates are opened, Akhier wanders off to go get some booze or something.  With the gates opened, and no one to block his path, the Beast of Microcline enters the fortress!!!

Huesoo the newly arrived Hammerer is there to stop the now wounded and crippled beast.  He swings and misses, the beast runs upstairs to get away from the dwarves.  Huesoo follows...and behind him rushes Akhier and Lord Dullard's entire squad of men...

http://mkv25.net/dfma/movie-1926-microclinedeath


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« Last Edit: January 17, 2010, 02:06:23 am by MrGimp »
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1443 on: January 17, 2010, 01:57:04 am »

THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO IS HOG THE MIRCOLINE MONSTER AND WAIT FOR HIM TO THROW ALL HIS MIRCOLINE AT YOU
oh well , off to take all that mircoline away , and see tradan in hospital
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1444 on: January 17, 2010, 01:59:04 am »
oh , and i am the fastest , when didn't you use me to fight the monster????!!?
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1445 on: January 17, 2010, 02:01:15 am »
Touché.

Ohboyohboy, I can't wait to see what hell I land in this time!
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1446 on: January 17, 2010, 02:04:35 am »
you are sure to get teleported , or maybe you ain't dead yet and waiting for me to extract all that mircoline stuck on you
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1447 on: January 17, 2010, 02:06:34 am »
I'd be plum suprised if my body was actually inside the beast's rock shell because Armok thought it'd be hilarious.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1448 on: January 17, 2010, 02:15:43 am »
lol.

That beast is effective.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1449 on: January 17, 2010, 02:40:24 am »
its just magical force holding all that mircoline on you!

freaking dumbass
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1450 on: January 17, 2010, 03:24:31 am »
Tradan, if you really are inside that thing, I really hope you can handle some -serious- chafing.
Seriously, being inside that thing whould prolly be a hell in itself.  :-\
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1451 on: January 17, 2010, 04:01:49 am »
hes inside it , armok smashed him with so much microline it stuck to him
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1452 on: January 17, 2010, 04:24:22 am »
I think having your arm ripped off by an impossibly huge microcline monster is a good way to go. 30,000 in size and still only one tile.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1453 on: January 17, 2010, 07:57:50 am »
Rats, could I have a Swordsdwarf?
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1454 on: January 17, 2010, 12:47:16 pm »
Dang. One brief mention of my name, only to die immediately to a massive rock golem...

Could I apply for a new marksdwarf, Cheddarius, male?
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