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Author Topic: Blockedlance - No More Stops Until Ragnarok!  (Read 434333 times)

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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1320 on: December 02, 2009, 11:50:09 pm »
Tradanbattlan has become a legendary telepath.


And the rest of the dwarfs are coming by this weekend?
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1321 on: December 05, 2009, 04:19:38 am »
So my boss decided at the last minute to change pretty much everything about the software we're building.  I have to rewrite the core of this bullshit that took me three weeks to write...and I have to have it done by Monday morning. 

%^&#^%$#$&^%*&^%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     >:(  :'(   ::)
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Thus ends the official written history of the fortress known as Boatmurdered. May their tortured souls rest in peace.

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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1322 on: December 05, 2009, 04:35:14 am »
The fuck. Does he have two separate mini-pyramids of hair. That could be the problem.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1323 on: December 05, 2009, 11:55:04 am »
Or possibly one big pyramid with smaller pyramids branching off?
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1324 on: December 05, 2009, 01:06:16 pm »
Burn the indecisive imbecile! I HATE indecisive people...
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1325 on: December 05, 2009, 02:52:39 pm »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on December 05, 2009, 04:35:14 am
The fuck. Does he have two separate mini-pyramids of hair. That could be the problem.

He kinda does look like that guy!  haha
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1326 on: December 05, 2009, 03:00:33 pm »
ouch.  We understand if you can't update for awhile.  Your lively-hood should have higher priority than our entertainment.

Just make sure your completed work doesn't end up with spikes of Boss human bone.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1327 on: December 06, 2009, 06:51:25 am »
...

I made a fortress which I was going to put up as a succession.

The RNG named it Blockedlances.

Damn. I'll emphasise the S when I put up the thread.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1328 on: December 08, 2009, 01:57:27 pm »
Quote from: Blargityblarg on December 06, 2009, 06:51:25 am
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I made a fortress which I was going to put up as a succession.

The RNG named it Blockedlances.

Damn. I'll emphasise the S when I put up the thread.

No worries.  I dont enforce copyrights like WMG.  haha
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1329 on: December 08, 2009, 02:04:25 pm »
Well....I got good news and I got bad news.

The good news is Ill have more free time.

The bad news is Ive been taken off this project for work.

:/

He says he needs it done in 48-72 hours (wtf?) and he needs someone with more experience.  Well gee....maybe if you would have given me the forms I needed from day one, we couldve done this.  But no, I didnt get the forms until three weeks in, and then I had three days to rewrite the entire site.

Ive been rushing as fast as I could, pumping out 3-4 thousand lines of code a day.  But now its all buggy (because thats what happens when you slop together 10,000+ lines of in a few days) so hes mad.

Its not like its so buggy that I couldnt fix it....its just buggy enough to make him look bad.  The project was late before he even hired me to work on it.  So I dont see how I am the one that made him look bad....if anything, he made ME look bad by not giving me the damn instructions for the site until last week.

Sigh....

Like I said, I have more free time.......but I dont think Im in a good enough mood to torture dwarves.

 :'(
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1330 on: December 08, 2009, 02:10:13 pm »
Awww... Want to know what will make you feel better?
Bloody murder!
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1331 on: December 08, 2009, 05:22:48 pm »
You hate WMG muting videos on YouTube?

I do too.

I, on the other hand, have forced them to give me back my sound.

Just a loophole that I exploited.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1332 on: December 23, 2009, 09:21:12 pm »
NOOOO!!!!!!! I shall not let my favorite community fort die!!!!!!
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1333 on: December 23, 2009, 09:22:25 pm »
INDEED
SOMEONE, QUICK
GET THE PAIN PILLS AND TWO SOCKS
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1334 on: December 24, 2009, 05:07:16 am »
A Christmas themed update to the Blockedlance saga would be great. Something about offering horrible things to your fellow Armok worshippers...Or maybe a gift from the god of blood himself, everybody silently waiting, their pig tail socks hanged at the entrance of the pit.
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Quote from: Hummingbird on January 23, 2010, 05:10:16 pm
I propose a truly dorfy solution: toady should implement a special helmet that (mostly) protects against fall damage, so that the toughest dwarves of the fortress can take the 10-z level jump down, pick and axe in hand, and construct stairs back up to the upper levels.
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