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[WorkerDrone]

The Imperium!...has seen FAR TO MUCH fucking drama.

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Imperium

Ehehehe. Twas good fun till I realised that things pretty much centered around crappy wiki and forum politics, and all it took was one ass hole to call up some of his boys and start killing people before I got pissed off. Besides. I had things to do, and not enough time for all the STUPID mind you, not even regular, drama.

The Imperium wasn't bad, though maybe a bit serious for UD players, but it is a RP group, but it faced, and is still facing far to many piles of crap.

I have a level 24 Human. Zombies are boring, but so is the game. If I ever choose to play again, I pretty much have all the levels theres ever gonna be.

[Jackrabbit]

Yea, I heard about the crap the imperium went through. I don't know how the fortress has avoided PK wars, we are probably the largest human group here. The wiki is terrifying also. Soooo many retards.

[Servant Corps]

Zombies are not boring. I resent it. If you work with people, you can break down barricades and eat. Or you can eat your fellow zombie.

Humans are boring. You gotta barricade, you gotta heal, you gotta stay stuck inside of a building forever, because killing zombies wastes AP and is overall, pointless (unless the zombie is inside the building, then you can kill). There's very little to do as a human, and frankly, zombies have a wide variety of targets they can nibble on.

And zombies live forever.

[WorkerDrone]

No zombies get blown apart, and THEN come back. Humans also live forever in UD. Just press the needle to the base of the skull, and there you go. Back on your feet and ready to blow away some rotters.

Also, lets face it, being a SUCCESSFUL survivor is harder then being a successful zombie. Which gives the game a challange. Where you could be a zombie, and just rise up easy every time you die. And you have the advanatage of hordes to back you up.

Besides, do you know how much fun sieges are? Mall Sieges! Its not likely to be broken, I know, but its still fun to fight over the malls.

With zombies, each building is just another canned food. For humans, each building is a tooth and nail battle, thrilling to the last shotgun shell.

[Jackrabbit]

Unless you pick the wrong building. At least my safehiuse comes under regular attack, one of my alte spent 7 DAYS in a building that was left alone. Boooring.

[father_alexander]

want to talk about drama? hah i was selected commander, and i had to go through a coup, it was freaking hilarious, most fun i had in MONTHS


they guy was obssessed , i specially loved his threats and insults, he is 30 years old and acts like a child

i have a whole word file filled with his drama posts i use to show everyone who doubts who was right in the fight, in the end he had noone supporting him so he left... i believe he has a clan called team survivor



i find it kinda funny , its a stupid text game, how can people even feel any kind of competence or hate towards another player! guess whats the internet is about

[inaluct]

i have a whole word file filled with his drama posts i use to show everyone who doubts who was right in the fight, in the end he had noone supporting him so he left... i believe he has a clan called team survivor

Oh god, you should post it. For posterity.

The Imperium!...has seen FAR TO MUCH fucking drama.

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Imperium

Ehehehe. Twas good fun till I realised that things pretty much centered around crappy wiki and forum politics, and all it took was one ass hole to call up some of his boys and start killing people before I got pissed off. Besides. I had things to do, and not enough time for all the STUPID mind you, not even regular, drama.

The Imperium wasn't bad, though maybe a bit serious for UD players, but it is a RP group, but it faced, and is still facing far to many piles of crap.

I have a level 24 Human. Zombies are boring, but so is the game. If I ever choose to play again, I pretty much have all the levels theres ever gonna be.

So, you guys got Exterminatus'd? How ironic.

[Servant Corps]

It takes 15 AP for a new zombie to stand up, and 6 AP for a regular zombie that levelled up. I'm assuming that both zombies will be headshot, because they usually are. In any event, standing up is a very big deal. That's a lot of AP that is gone, every single day. This makes playing zombies very hard to do.

Most ferals also work alone, away from the hordes, and so they usually can't work together, and thereby suffer. They have to rely on groans or luck. Some zombies also suffer from an victimization complex, because they see the game as being too unbalanced to survivors from the begining (before headshot took away AP, they took away XP).

Mall seiges are stupid. Why fight over malls? Why fight for buildings tooth-and-nail, when you could, you know, RUN over to the next building? Why not, you know, try to stay alive as long as possible, wearing down the zombies, and getting them to leave the suburb slowly? That seems challenging, as opposed to being sucidical.

And, if you are part of the Imperimum, let me know that I have semi-good relations with Sonny. Sonny is a nice, if somewhat rude, guy, altough recently, I think he's being more rude than nice. I believe that he is against stupidity, though.

[WorkerDrone]

I don't like the topic of Sonny, okay? Bad blood, you understand? And thats used to be apart. I might come back, but when all the drama starts to cool down.

[father_alexander]

Mall seiges are stupid. Why fight over malls? Why fight for buildings tooth-and-nail, when you could, you know, RUN over to the next building? Why not, you know, try to stay alive as long as possible, wearing down the zombies, and getting them to leave the suburb slowly? That seems challenging, as opposed to being sucidical.

simple because otherwise the game would be BORING, if it isnt boring enough already


as for the whole posts here they are, watch it though, it contains some insult AND GIGANTIC EXCESS OF DRAMA, also i recomend reading from the second post, or the chat, the first post is not so dramatic, but the conversation and the threat post i find specially funny

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

ok these are a few posts he made over these days, it should be enough for you to get it, there is also a conversation


First post
this was made long time ago wen aden first left, the leadership hided it to avoid harming his reputation

Also, isn't it time to start the voting process?

The rules state a 2 day period for nominations, it's been a week. Then 3 days for the voting.

I believe that you all agreed on those rules, or at least you were satisfied enough to allow me to make them, were you not?

Or, are we going to disregard these rules, as we have done with all the other rules? I am really wondering why we worked on rules in the first place? You don't follow them. Do you all not feel like rules are needed? Or is it our new plan, as a Clan, to simply fly by the seat of our pants making them up as we go along?

Please, someone tell me the fucking truth here. Why is it people tell me my work is appreciated then they ignore it? That in itself is a major insult to my integrity and personally I am too intelligent to put up with such insults for long. If you all feel that I have served my purpose, as Tomas does, then simply inform me that I should leave. I do not wish to stay when I am not wanted.

And Cyadora, do not give me some fucking sugar coated bullshit answer that insults me more. In case you cannot read clearly I am perturbed just a wee bit about the way things have been running lately.

I think now I will take a moment to get some shit off my chest.....

I made a statement with only consideration in mind for those 3 members of the Clan that would be effected by the transition of me taking over should I win the position of Clan Commander. SHOULD is the optimal word here. I never once stated that I would indefinitely win, not once, yet you all jumped my shit immediately. I was looking at things from a perspective of how I would feel if I was in YOUR shoes. I even went on to better explain myself for YOUR benefit and to try and ease any ill feelings.

But in comes Tomas to make the drama lama take a big fucking shit on the BR once again. Blowing shit way out of proportion and riling up my temper as usual. This was pointless and now we have a stupid ass forum full of stupid ass comments in which both Tomas and I look like childish deuche-bags.

Next...
Cyadora, you have performed as the Clan Commander only to a mild standard as far as I am concerned and also in the mix of it you have totally lost all of my respect. Sorry but having a leader who switches back and forth between role-play and seriousness is quite a distraction and frustration to me. I have a very hard time telling when you are in-game and when you are not and I really do not believe that the Leadership Team has a place for such inconsistent behavior. Plus with all the sexual innuendo going around I highly doubt "text ******" our enemies will cause them to turn and flee. If anything it will only bring them back en masse to get another "quickie" from the Clan's overly erotic Commander.

This is not the behavior nor image that the Clan was supposed to take on but you did tell me a while back you did, "Want to leave your mark!". Whore Queen was not what I had in mind!

Furthermore...
This Leadership Team is a bit disappointing to me since the majority of you have been with the Clan long enough to know what it stands for and you simply allow it to go in this darker direction. I cannot fathom why you sit back idly and even commend our Leader for such behaviors. I have been seething inside for the past 3 months, fuming that no one would speak up.

Then there is the issue of the "Secret chatter" that goes on. Cyadora, Tomas and ErroMaker have continual PM chats that never allow the rest of the Leadership Team to know what is going on. Then we find out later that something was taken care of yet we were never properly informed nor included. Having secret in the BR is detrimental to our existence. Cyadora believes she should have some kind of secret discussion place to talk about all of us, the rest of the LT. You honestly think that is a good idea? You are crazy, you only build a lack of trust and create an heir of mistrust among your Team.

And Tomas, you so proudly flaunt Cyadora, as if she has had little to no troubles. Need I remind you of Legend? Haliman? The first Adviser Team she did not remove, which included Legend.

Not to mention the recent promotion of Higgins (this has nothing to do with you Higgins and you should not feel ashamed, hurt or anything negative here) when that position could easily have been saved for, "An exiting Adviser to fill" as the rules state. Oh, but once again we are disregarding the rules. For they are beautiful and wondrous yet irrelevant to our Clan and its everyday function.

I am super pissed off at so many things. Cyadora assured me should finish the rules so I stepped down. That was a complete lie. I will gladly finish them if you want me too but only if you will use them. Otherwise I see no point. I wanted to be Commander to accomplish my final goals which are completing the rules which would require some Forum Rights modifications and changes and to clean up the forum. I may not get that chance after posting this rant, but this crap needs to be said and not one of you has any courage in attacking our problems head on.

FOR THAT REASON ALONE, TOMAS, I am the best one suited to Commander. I am not afraid. Each of you is. I can only see one candidate who has any hope besides me of actually accomplishing a goal that runs along the same path as what the Clan is, or was, but only one other than me.

Cyadora I am afraid did not quite understand what the Clan was about. She only had the desire to make a mark and not necessarily do what was in the Clans best interest.

I could say all sorts of good things about each and everyone of you, but that would only add insult to injury. And you are all much too intelligent to be fed sweets with poison.

I think you all really need to ask yourselves what the Clan is to you and what the direction it needs to go. Because I am beginning to think that my vision, that of the mission statement, is vastly inaccurate to the rest of you. The worst part is....when I ask you what you think or want you cannot answer me straight, you all just fumble and bitch. Nothing progressive takes place.

ErrorMaker, that is what is wrong with this Clan! The Leadership Team lacks honesty and conviction to make the necessary changes because they are too tough for them to bear. (The honesty comment does not apply to everyone)

I have immense respect for many people on this Leadership Team, but I also have little for others and feel that you should not be here. That does not mean you do not have a place in the Clan however, it is just not here.

second post
this was made before he took  the power by the force, as he had made the forum he had founder powers and we couldnt fight him (much, you will see what i mean later)

I was informed that someone shared this plan / idea / & conversation with members outside the BR, Cyadora for instance....

Whoever did this is wrong for doing so.
I haven't read anything in this room, yet you get members involved who are outside the BR.

I may just put this issue to a Clan wide vote for this, bypassing your opinions all together. I was merely giving you respect for your positions, you forget that I have the ability to simply take over if I choose to do so.
I am guessing that you have done such a poor job leading this group that I could get a majority vote for a take over.

Keep this in mind before you share this with your choice members, team!
I was proposing a plan, a change to improve the group, but I have been informed that some of you would rather ruin the group before seeing me run it.

Doesn't this kind of mentality only enforce what I have been saying?

"You care more about your titles than you do the Clan!"

I am doing all that I can to refrain from debating with you folks, and I asked Jimbo not to share any more info with me, because it gets me so angry. I cannot believe that you would behave like this people. You desire to create a new forum to remove me.... I ask you...WHO OF YOU would run it? WHO OF YOU is trustworthy enough?

I say to you.... This person would have to be absolutely trustworthy to the Clan...TO THE CLAN....not to his or her title. Frankly the only person who could handle such responsibility is no longer a Clan Leader, and that is Jsr brunty. She is the only one who puts the Clan first. THE ONLY ONE!

All the rest of you, minus Oddjob, care more about popularity and title than the Clan itself. This is sad folks. You are a sad bunch of children who would rather destroy what you have worked so damn hard to create, grow, and nurture just to prevent me, the person who helped it grow and achieve its greatness, from getting back into control.

Why is this? What the fuck did I do that pissed you all off for one?
minus you Tomas...I know your reasoning. But why Bjorn....Roope....why do you guys feel I am not fit to lead? Please PM me your feelings. I don't get your reasons. I would like to know.

Also, has anyone got a better plan than mine?
or are you simply saying no because its me?

Once again, I didn't read anything, and only know what Jimbo has relayed.

But I would like to say that allowing Cyadora in on this is wrong and I thank you OddJob for deleting her post. She needs to be reprimanded but I highly doubt you will since she is your good buddy, aye Tomas...

I am sorely dissappointed in this Leadership Team, with the exception of OJF & Chris, since you are too new to me to have any say. But Waak, Error, Oddjob, Tomas & Jimbo to some degree....you have been here for how long and this place is a mess. The forum is dirty and the Clan lacks direction, motivation and Growth.

YOU HAVE FAILED IN YOUR DUTY.

I have been asked to simply take over...I want to...believe me....I do...but I will give you the chance to hand it over peacefully...or to come up with a viable alternative to my plan. If not...
Then I am taking it over at the next commander vote...sooner actually, in March...and if you try to split the group with a new forum Tomas...I will ban you from this one.

That is the final say. I am so damn mad that you behave the way you do. Time for change. Give me a good reason NOT to take control, and it will remain in your hands Leadership Team. No good reason...and it becomes my baby once again!

JOHN II

after this, we quickly moved things to another forum that was halfway done (i knew this would happen before it did, and i was trying to convince the leadership but some of them didnt believe me) and destroyed the old forum so that he would have a harder time using the clan for his own purpose, the more we destroyed the forum the higher the chances of he decisting and avoiding us a civil war inside the clan

that day we had a chat wich is this

staden (02:45:43 AM): Fuck you Tomas, you emo bitch
staden (02:45:46 AM): seems you won
staden (02:45:48 AM): congrats
fatheralexander (02:46:01 AM): i didnt
staden (02:46:01 AM): I wouldn't want the Clan back, couldn't trust any of them anyway
fatheralexander (02:46:04 AM): i just lost less
staden (02:46:07 AM): good buy fucker
fatheralexander (02:46:41 AM): you know you wont leave forever
fatheralexander (02:46:46 AM): eventually you will come back
fatheralexander (02:46:47 AM): now this
fatheralexander (02:46:53 AM): is the moment you can either leave things as they are
fatheralexander (02:46:57 AM): or we can fix this
staden (02:47:07 AM): Fuck off Tomas you emo bitch
staden (02:47:10 AM): you are such a homo
fatheralexander (02:47:15 AM): very well
fatheralexander (02:47:57 AM): now you are anti homosexuality?
02:48:51 AM staden has logged out
02:48:53 AM staden is now online
fatheralexander (02:49:27 AM): you will remain hard headed and simply leave things as they are?
fatheralexander (02:49:45 AM): everything destroyed and no caring about what happens next?
fatheralexander (02:50:26 AM): can i at least know if you where working with anyone?
fatheralexander (02:53:03 AM): you will just remain quiet?
Fatheralexander: fatheralexander (02:55:50 AM): dude seriously cant we work something out
staden (02:56:05 AM): yeah, you can fuck off and leave me alone
staden (02:56:10 AM): I seriously hate you man
staden (02:56:13 AM): good bye
fatheralexander (02:56:17 AM): ?
fatheralexander (02:56:33 AM): thats all you have to say? i hate you? the great leader and thats all he has to say
fatheralexander (02:56:58 AM): if you want something acomplished simply calling those who make it difficult wont accomplish nothing
Fatheralexander: fatheralexander (02:58:26 AM): now i ask you again you have nothing else to say?
staden (02:59:18 AM): you are a peice of shit dude, to go in and totally ruin another persons forum is unforgivable, totally irreconsileable
staden (02:59:31 AM): so FUCK YOU ......live with your actions prick
fatheralexander (02:59:54 AM): im already living with them and im happy enough
fatheralexander (03:00:08 AM): and the one as the offitial commander was me
fatheralexander (03:00:19 AM): you took over and as far as i care it was your work
fatheralexander (03:00:29 AM): however the matter here is not me , its you
fatheralexander (03:00:34 AM): and what would you like to do
fatheralexander (03:01:09 AM): no if you keep insulting and turning away my hand i will simply proceed to do what i should have done before
fatheralexander (03:01:15 AM): or you can talk like an adult
fatheralexander (03:01:23 AM): and fix things out
Fatheralexander: fatheralexander (03:21:06 AM): and what i have seen so far leads me to believe you would be happier helping the clan than just leaving it
staden (03:21:09 AM): click
fatheralexander (03:21:31 AM): click?
fatheralexander (03:22:16 AM): you know that get the price on unespected answers
fatheralexander (03:22:40 AM): if you are not doing it for me do it for jsr, she really trusted in you
fatheralexander (03:23:49 AM): you wanted to help the clan you have your chance
staden (03:24:00 AM): click
fatheralexander (03:24:07 AM): really adult dude

after was there was some issues, you see aden used a guide in his forum that legend had made, legend got REALLY angry, in fact its the first time ive seen him angry at all, and he was really furious this time, and there is an important law we all know, YOU DONT MESS WITH LEGEND, why? because he is fucking dangerous, this was proved by aden,  legend got into his forum, and posted the pain series (its a series of disgusting and mature pictures of all the kind you could imagine ,fetuses, fetishes, real gore, etc) and filled the forum with them, he made new threads, posted on the ones he had already made, accused him of stealing his guide, pmed and emailed it.
after that aden got really angry
this was even worst because aden was spamming the radio with messages, and some of our guys answered, to make it worst nuero ordered the crimsons to stop talking about aden, to call more chaos, some guys (not clan members) answered insulting the AMS wich nearly results in the breaking of an alliance with nuero

after all that, even the founder of theclan kris returned to give us a hand, also we started posting on aden's forum, not porn but the truth he was hiding, guides stolen, posts that he edited and changed, and so we posted the real posts to show the truth, but someone posted a pain series version of the rick roll and aden broke into anger again, he started banning all of us and i ordered everyone to stop posting so i could discuss with him much more easily, he didnt allowed me to, but i kept insisting , anyways eventually he got tyred and posted whats next


third post

You (tomas, cyadora, robot, legend, waak) can all kiss my ass

I don't give a shit about your group and I hope it fails
I am angry BECAUSE of you not because of nothing
you DESTROYED this forum
MY forum

if I had gone to YOUR new forum and ruined it you too would have taken it personally, so stop fricken lying about that you dumb bitches.

I am raging mad now thanks to you pricks, you could have & should have simply left me alone, when you had the opportunity to do so
BUT YOU PURSUED ME you stupid redneck crackhead cock sucking homos
I really don't like any of you at this point and I have hated you tomas and cyadora since the time I left

cyadora you ruined the clan you emo %$@#ing whore, you stupid tramp, you are such a scab, get a %$@#ing life, save your marriage and stop sending your naked pictures to little boys you slut.

tomas you are a deluted little bitch who acts like a woman and you need to be slapped about 35 %$@#ing times and perhaps even beat down once or twice. I was done as I had told you but you continued to come to MY FORUM and pester me you %$@#ing little weasel dick prick, so kiss off you fagot ass homo. I truly dislike you and would enjoy your demise. I was fine up until you deuche-bags continues to pester me, this is your fault dumb asses and this drama may continue for months to come if I don't cool off, which is to say you have a hand in

if you continue to pester me I will drag drama all through the clan for months...I tried to leave you IDIOTS but you continued to come here and involve me
you think you need to be heard, but you don't, you need to shut the %$@# up is what you need to do
you are all dumb shits and all of you have greatly dissappointed me, I used to consider many of you friends but that is all but gone

you killed the clan tomas, your great idea to move it, you stupid ass, you are so near sited it makes me sick, you have 10 members who use your shitty ass forums and you try to lie to me and tell me it rocks, you are so %$@#ing dumb
and as for Kris's return, what a joke, he %$@#ed up the group in the first place, turned his back, then made problems then finally fricken ran away, how can you respect his opinions on much? so %$@#ing dumb

then you ban Sarah, then you try to save face by giving her rights then you don't trust her and disrespect her some more
you are all so foolish, and for that reason your group is all but dead

I have prevented you (to my knowledge) from responding to this and unbanned your accounts so you can view this
haha you asshats, I am using this as therapy to relieve my stress I gained from YOU

%$@# off, and perhaps we will go our separate ways, with little to no drama, continue to bother me, and I will begin killing you tomas as often as I possibly can with St Aden and that will be all he does, KILL YOU & perhaps your asshat accomplices, cyadora, waak, & robot, that little dink, who is such a weasel dick it is no surprise he got himself banned from warbears, hes a conniving little bitch, much like you tomas

no surprise you fags get along so well (no offense to true gays, I don't hate you) just these little homos who are a disgrace to all true gays the world over

I hope you understand why I am so pissed but I don't think you do, you are all so dam thick headed and dumb, but I guess kids are that way.

Good bye you deuche-bags and I honestly hope we don't talk again, I really don't like you four idiots I mentioned above, but because you are so damn stupid I better reiterate so you don't botch it up, and warbear you can add yourself to this list as well, you are pretty %$@#ing dopey too

father_alexander (tomas)
cy whor a (cyadora)
legend
robot

I guess we can make it 6 total, wtf

waak & warbear

by jerk-offs I feel good about leaving you because I know you are all %$@#-ups and will ruin the clan even more than you have already

and this was just a threat



Threat post

I am going to be coming back to your new forums in a few months.

I will be making a new guy with a new name and a new IP address.

I will be hanging with you fools for however long it takes for me to get into your leadership team and then I am going to do to you what you have done to me.

after that, I will be done with urban dead for good. so in the end, I will be the victor not you fools

keep your eyes peeled for anyone who seems suspicious won't you?
the game is on now and you woke up the demon inside me, congrats idiots, smooth move.

I am not going to rest until I get my vengeance on you tomas
you can take it like a man or you can resist, but it is coming you little emo bitch.

lol

*wink wink*

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[Jackrabbit]

It's both sad and funny how seriously people can take things. Wow.

[father_alexander]

It's both sad and funny how seriously people can take things. Wow.

honestly, most of us at the clan are actually worried about his health, seriously i mean, how pissed can you be over a fucking game!, we where actually thinking of sending the post above to his wife but we doubted after considering the fact that maybe he would get even worst.....

what makes everything even worst is the fact that most survivors are like this, while most zeds and pkers take it the easy way...
i actually have much more fun in the zed group forums than in the survivor ones...

[Jackrabbit]

The Fortress forum is nice though I haven't really ventured outside my combat squads subthread. Partly because I don't want to be activly involved in another forum because all others pale in comparison to this one. Still, Jesus.

EDIT: I really really find this depressing. Can we drop the topic before I lose my faith in humanity? I mean no offense to Alexander, just being exposed to the stupidity of some people can be terrifying.

[father_alexander]

no offence taken, i understand the feeling, and even worst what i posted there is not the worst ive seen, the worst was in a pker forum, they showed a pm conversation with one guy they had pked, the guy was part of a clan named after one of these games that have mechas and robots and that kind of stuff, anyways the guys actually took it so far that started threatening about them being able to use machines in the future and that they would beat the crap out of everything and stuff, and i mean, the guy actually believed they could have machines and conquer the world....... seriously depressing


and yes every other forum is pale in comparison to this one, ive been around forums since a long while and i can tell ya, this one is the best ive been in so far

[Micro102]

i was i the fortress. got kicked out of combat squad because i didnt color code my posts so i wasnt being active enough, then they say they will move me back into combat squad if i keep my posts up in another team....i did....reminded them twice, never got an answer, then just stood there and waited.........5 months later they dont even realize im gone. talk about not doing your job...