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Dakk

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Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
« on: December 07, 2008, 06:10:31 pm »
Bored after a full sunday, so i'm trying this new challenge. Just posting here to see if ye peeps like the idea:

1-Choose a elven settlement, any size works, bonus points for heavily populated ones.
2-Train an epic dwarven wrestler, any combination of skill is fine, bonus points if you don't use a shield.
3-Steal every single pair of elven pants/skirts ye can find, bonus points if you throw it all back at them.
4-? ? ? ?
5-PROFIT!

Bonus points if you gouge their eyes out later.

This is my redemption after gouging an entire dwarven outpost's eyes.
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Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2008, 06:19:32 pm »
Make the creature a gnome for win.
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Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2008, 05:50:42 pm »
I read this as 'steel underpants.'


Talk about chafe.
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Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2008, 07:43:56 pm »
Quote from: Creamcorn on December 07, 2008, 06:19:32 pm
Make the creature a gnome for win.

It's just your overactive imagination.  Now go to sleep.
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Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2008, 08:16:12 pm »
Has anyone ever made an actual hoard of underpants?

Like, carrying around hundreds of loincloths and stuff?
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Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2008, 08:38:08 pm »
Quote from: Sunday on December 08, 2008, 05:50:42 pm
I read this as 'steel underpants.'


Talk about chafe.

me too!  I thought it was a strange mood gone very wrong.
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Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2008, 12:32:58 am »
Quote from: Sunday on December 08, 2008, 05:50:42 pm
I read this as 'steel underpants.'


Talk about chafe.

Me too.  I thought it was an Armok 1 reference or something.
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Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2008, 08:49:49 pm »
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Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2008, 10:57:47 pm »
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Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2008, 03:54:02 pm »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on December 09, 2008, 10:57:47 pm
Quote from: woose1 on December 09, 2008, 08:49:49 pm
http://members.fortunecity.com/campcircus/zoo/steel.html

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That is too many popups for any sane site.
That is not a sane site. What, do you think it was? BLASPHEMY!
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Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2008, 02:14:10 pm »
My balls of steel require steel underpants to contain.
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Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2008, 03:47:02 pm »
Quote from: Yanlin on December 11, 2008, 02:14:10 pm
My balls of steel require steel underpants to contain.
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Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2008, 08:22:28 pm »
Quote from: Yanlin on December 11, 2008, 02:14:10 pm
My balls of magma require steel underpants to contain.

Fix'd - steel is not necessary to contain steel.
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« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2008, 09:59:47 pm »
My balls of copper require magma underpants to contain.

NO ... WAIT
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Re: Challenge: Steal underpants ???? PROFIT
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2008, 01:23:20 am »
That puts a wholoe new meaning on the word Toasty....

But magma underpants....its just whats needed in those frozen regions... its Urist Invention mcinvention time!
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