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Alfador

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Re: How dwarvish are you?
« Reply #45 on: December 09, 2008, 05:43:41 pm »

I have an irrational preference for images of foxes and occasionally mandate their production by throwing coins at the engraver.
I have entered fey moods/martial trances to produce code for the company I work for.
Cancels work: eating
Cancels eat: working
Cancels On Break: eating
Cancels eat: On Break

(seriously, I have gone without eating until my stomach hurts, just to work more or play games more... and I have broken away from work and games for food when I'm barely hungry at all. Go figure.)
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This is a fox skull helmet. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes of fox bone and is encircled with bands of fox leather. This item is haunted by the ghost of Alfador Angrorung the fox.

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Re: How dwarvish are you?
« Reply #46 on: December 10, 2008, 09:51:35 pm »

I've killed many a creature with <<+Aluminum Bolts+>>.
I am an Adept Axedwarf, Adept Armor User, Adept Shield User, Novice Speardwarf, Novice Wrestler, and a Legendary Drunk.
I wield two axes, but sometimes an axe and a shield
I rush into danger to save my friends.

I have a beard.
I drink booze (read: Energy Drinks) by the barrel.
I hoard my money.
I detest the Treesucklers.
And the stinking Humans.
Amen.

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Re: How dwarvish are you?
« Reply #47 on: December 10, 2008, 09:53:57 pm »

I tantrum.  :D

Jude

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Re: How dwarvish are you?
« Reply #48 on: December 10, 2008, 10:56:57 pm »

I get in fey moods sometimes to write papers...I used to call it "Getting in the zone" but I know what it really is.
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Re: How dwarvish are you?
« Reply #49 on: December 11, 2008, 11:48:22 am »

I have a rather short beard (it wont grow darn it)
I have around 9 cats following me .
I live in and prefer small space and surroundings.
Drinks are always short on supply.
I sit all day and do no work.
Ive always enjoyed thinking of craziest things to do involving phx and used to play Gmod alot.
And a tantrum was the resulting death of a ps2.
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Re: How dwarvish are you?
« Reply #50 on: December 11, 2008, 12:48:35 pm »

I stay indoors so much that I probably have cave adaptation.
I absolutely detest spiders.
I have a beard (short though).
A cat has adopted me.

I had a strange mood once (which caused me to claim a carpenter's workshop in a school of arts & handicrafts) and built a birch table (which didn't menace with any spikes, unfortunately) and some wooden artifacts. Then I got melancholy and quit that stupid school.
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Re: How dwarvish are you?
« Reply #51 on: December 12, 2008, 09:21:49 pm »

I'm such a dwarf, I cancelled getting a drink from the my fridge 87 times because my cat was in the way. so I just propped it up on the counter, grabbed a knife, and made myself some socks.
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Re: How dwarvish are you?
« Reply #52 on: December 13, 2008, 02:06:11 pm »

I'm tall and slim
I can't grow a proper beard
I used to have long hair
I like walking through the woods
I rarely drink
I smoke pot daily
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Re: How dwarvish are you?
« Reply #53 on: December 13, 2008, 04:43:05 pm »

I have a rather short beard (it wont grow darn it)
I have around 9 cats following me .
I live in and prefer small space and surroundings.
Drinks are always short on supply.
I sit all day and do no work.
Ive always enjoyed thinking of craziest things to do involving phx and used to play Gmod alot.
And a tantrum was the resulting death of a ps2.
phx? Whats that? And Gmod... is that the half life sandbox game thing?
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Re: How dwarvish are you?
« Reply #54 on: December 13, 2008, 06:02:30 pm »

i made myself a massive 1,8 m high 30 kg heavy steel candle holder recently.
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Re: How dwarvish are you?
« Reply #55 on: December 13, 2008, 09:00:22 pm »

I have a pathfinding intelligence near identical to the dwarven one, the amount of items I haul at once is not related to the size of said items.
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Mashirafen

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Re: How dwarvish are you?
« Reply #56 on: December 14, 2008, 05:12:34 am »

Someone should make a Dwarvishness test.
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Re: How dwarvish are you?
« Reply #57 on: December 14, 2008, 12:15:14 pm »

Pah,

You guys call those dinky things trebuchets?  My parents own 20 acres and I built one in the backyard:

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Re: How dwarvish are you?
« Reply #58 on: December 15, 2008, 02:34:52 pm »

Pah,

You guys call those dinky things trebuchets?  My parents own 20 acres and I built one in the backyard:

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Damn rich spoiler brats.
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Re: How dwarvish are you?
« Reply #59 on: December 15, 2008, 03:36:10 pm »

ha,

actually I was poor college student at the time.  I found a list of materials someone used to make their own - but no plans.  The cost of materials was < $200.  That didn't seem right so I came up with my own (pretty crappy) design and realized the materials *would* be less than $200 total.  At that point I had a design, a list of materials, and lots of open space; if I didn't build it, it would have been a crime against humanity.

Here's another pictures I always liked. 
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For my brothers wedding we filled a pumpkin with gasoline and tried to make a giant molotov cocktail - the wick went out in mid air...
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