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[Neruz]

The Zeus would like to have a word with your low-flying helicopter ass.

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200 words in fact. All of them are "Bullet."

[Vlynndar]

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It should be obvious.

"She weighs onehundredandfifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds."

[Neruz]

Um, i'm pretty sure those aren't armor piercing rounds though, so they aint gonna do much to the Zeus, cept possibly de-tread it while the Heavy gets ventilated.

Also, the Landkreuzer P1000 Ratte laughs at your puny little gun. All 2000 tons of it, laughs at you.

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[Siquo]

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Stops any tank 

[Neruz]

I... don't get it?

[Siquo]

I... don't get it?

You're too young. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tank_Man

[JoshuaFH]

How do you get Tank Man from a guy holding shopping bags and skipping?

[Siquo]

Tank Man == a guy holding a shopping bag.

Look, I'm just trying to derail this thread from the inevitable boring 'my tank/gun/knife/magma/fire is bigger than yours' prepubescent squabbling using vague historical references appreciated only by a more enlightened crowd. Sue me

[Neruz]

Ok, seriously, i know who tank man is, i do not see how that picture refers to him though. It would have made more sense to use the picture of, oh, i dunno, tank man?

There's nothing wrong with clever responses (in fact i encourage them), but come on, try and make them make sense?

[Siquo]

No. As some people reserve the right to post flamethrowers or tanks or guns at any random moment in the thread, I reserve the right to make non-vague references.
Really. Just google man with shopping bags beats tank. Not too vague, if even google knows what is meant.

[Neruz]

Seriously, when i saw the picture i thought 'gay man', not 'man with shopping bags'.

[JoshuaFH]

Seriously, when i saw the picture i thought 'gay man', not 'man with shopping bags'.

Ummm... Type "Gay man defeats tank" in google images...

I apologize Siquo.

[Siquo]

Ummm... Type "Gay man defeats tank" in google images...

I LOLed (or is that LedOL?) at that 

[Neruz]

Seriously, when i saw the picture i thought 'gay man', not 'man with shopping bags'.

Ummm... Type "Gay man defeats tank" in google images...

I apologize Siquo.

We'll i'll be damned.

Very well then;


You can't stop my tank if i steal your shopping bags!

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