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[nbonaparte]

I see your SCP-682 and raise you a Big Crunch

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

EDIT: This is what happens when nuclear explosions come into play. We're going to need to deploy Chuck Norris soon.

[Evergod41]

already have

[Phantom]

You know what, I'm pulling out the big guns again.

The SCP Foundation
I shall make every XK-Class End Of The World scenario happen, and make 682 adapt and copy the power of the big crunch.

Also:

Mankind must not go back to hiding in fear. No one else will protect us, we must stand up for ourselves. While the rest of mankind dwell in the light, we must stand in the darkness to combat it, contain it, and shield it from the eyes of the public, so that others may live in a sane, normal world.
We secure. We contain. We protect.

[ein]

Dammit, I think you just won the game.

[Phantom]

OH GODDAMMIT.

[dragnar]

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Kids with access to powers that could reshape the world. And the things are everywhere. The SCP foundation would have a single collective heart attack.

[ein]

Spoiler: The SCP Foundation wouldn't have any trouble with Pokemon. This is why: (click to show/hide)

[Phantom]

GOC: The Global Occult Coaltion
Procedure_Pizzicato activated.

I WILL KILL YOU ALL.

[Luke_Prowler]

Not if he kills you first!

[Phantom]

...
I shall fight you with Code meant to look like a picture on some monitor hidden with someone higher than "The Administrator." Or maybe just an AI doing shit.

Code: [Select]

Warning: The Foundations existence and obscurity is under threat. Entity: Kefka.
Solutions--------
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Mobilize Task Force Red Dawn.
Prediction: Failure.
Solution attempt 2:
SCP-682
Prediction: SCP-682 incapacitated.
Solution attempt 3:
Dr. Clef, Kondraki, Bright, Gears, and Agents Carriontrooper, Strelinikov, and Apocaleumer, and finally SCP-076 with Mobile Task Force Pandora's Box mobilized.
Prediction: Success.


[dragnar]

Spoiler: You missed a variable in your calculations: (click to show/hide)

God mode.

[nbonaparte]

INSERT OMNICIDAL EVENT HERE
reset!

[Phantom]

Code: [Select]

MEMETIC KILL AGENT ACTIVATED.
Solution:
Reality Bender, SCP-███
Observation: Universe Destroyed.

[nbonaparte]

I didn't just destroy the universe. I destroyed all possible universes. Now really, let's reset.

[Evergod41]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

This beats, yet loses, to everything!
And remember kids "Losing is fun!"