ROLL TO DODGE!!!!!
We will start with the first use of the Deus ex machine roll! This turn I thought it might be interesting if there was a roll to see if everyone gets a +? to your rolls. The ? is the number I roll and the result number is... 3 which means no one can get less than a 4 this turn. These rolls will not always be like this they are rolls to mix things up and cause mayhem they are also completely random they could do anything at any time.
I kneel in front of the pool, making carp noises and taming myself some carps.
You kneel in front of the pool and attempt to tame a few through mimicry (6+3-1=6) your words are heard by the "Elder Carp". He swims slowly to the surface and you realize he is larger than your average elephant. He begins conversing with you in carpish
and you suddenly become carpman and as you listen you learn the ways of the carp. You are now not only a carp whisperer able to calm even the angriest carp but you can now summon a carp minion at the cost of some bleeding(how much controls how long and of what strength you summon). The Elder Carp then retreats into the deep. +1 mimicry exp.
I roll to jump up the stairs.
You attempt to jump up the stairs (5+3=6) you throw everything you have into jumping up the stairs. You spring like a rocket straight up the stairs past the landing and into the carp room.
I crawl up the stairs.
You attempt to crawl up the stairs (1+3=4) you manage to crawl up the platform.
I walk into the next room and try to pick up a carp from the pool.
You walk into the room and attempt to pick up a carp (1+3) you manage to catch one of the smaller weaker carp. The carp see this as an attack and begin to move into attack formation.
I freeze the pool.
I help Neo freeze the pool.
If we succeed, I use my free action to clean my kilt.
If we fail, I use my "True sight" ability to see how we can defeat the pool.
Your royal highness gives his assistance to Sir Neo in attempting to freeze the pool (6+3+1+6+3=6) Your royal highness and Sir Neo freeze the pool with such strength that the pool and all the carp are frozen solid as deep as the bottom of the pool and based on the melting rate they will be frozen solid in stasis for years. Your royal highness then cleans his kilt and Sir Neo gains +2exp for cryokinesis.
Status
Tokay: Wearing a kilt with yellow and orange stripes. Currently holding two small obsidian pebbles and a small carp. Light bruising.
neo1096: Wearing an iridescent red kilt. Cryokinesis Exp 3/8. +1 to rolls involving cryokinesis.
inaluct: Wearing a green kilt. Currently wearing legendary artifact "kilt of a thousand dying suns" which has the abilities -1 to sneak rolls due to the brightness of the kilt and those not used to the kilt of wonders a.k.a enemies will have to wait a turn to act due to blindness. Light bleeding.
Cheeetar: Wearing a camouflage kilt. 1/4 exp for hiding and ¼ exp for mimicry. Light bruising. Carp whisperer and summoner at the cost of bleeding.
Yanlin: Wearing a transparent kilt. Currently has the ability to see the true nature of the things near him as a free action.
Wolfmanz: Wearing a purple kilt.
Current situation: You are all currently in the volcano "the pit of infinite joy and sunshine". You have passed the front doors, illuminated the darkened room, ascended the obsidian staircase, reached the platform, and are currently past the door and in a room with a large frozen pool full of carp between you and the next room.
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