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[wehtamjd92]

rolls soon hopefully but they are in progress

[Wolfmanz]

You're all gonna die.

I'm going to be out of town for about a week, so I probably won't have access to a computer. If I don't, Matty can make up a roll for me.

[wehtamjd92]

Ok well the rolls would be done if I could figure out what happens on a 10 for Neo and if I had kill counts for everyone.

[neo1096]

Hehehehe

[wehtamjd92]

seriously neo you are hard to work with sometimes.

[neo1096]

Lol. Also here is the point count(+1 per kill, +5 for boss kill), not counting npc kills unless they were ordered to kill
Cheetar - 6
Inaluct - 2
Neo - 14
Correleon - 14
Wolfmanz - 4
Yanlin - 2

[wehtamjd92]

Don't forget your +5 for guessing the area theme also if you have any ideas for what happens when you get 4 simutanious overshoots for the same action tell me.

Also which NPC kills were these?

[neo1096]

Alright then I actually have 19 points. The counted NPC kills were by snowball, because I only counted minion kills - thus not the House-Ent's kills. The 10 could freeze the entire surrounding area - like a 50 foot cube - getting the grenades and everything else - just hope they crack the ice when they explode.

[Yanlin]

Can't I just attempt to kill everyone in the universe excluding myself for Überwin?

[Correleon]

You mean using a DESTRUCTION spell? Don't forget, I'm immune...

[Yanlin]

Then I'll kill everyone except you and me and then proceed to kill you some other way.

[wehtamjd92]

ROLL TO DODGE!!!!!

I examine the kiosk.

You attempt to examine the kiosk (1) but suddenly simple skills elude you.

Me and Snowball shall quickly try and hide from the grenades.

You and snowball attept to head for cover (2) but aren’t near anything to hide behind so merely curl into the fetal position. (from here on basically you and snowball act as one unless something happens which means you may be more potent in some areas and not so much in others)

I shield everyone with ice, forming a shield around the grenades, and laying on top of it.

You attempt to throw up an ice shield around the explosives while jumping on them yourself (6+4=6+4) you hurl yourself and your magic at the explosives encasing them in a three foot thick orb of ice except for a small hole you throw yourself onto the sphere to help lessen the explosion more while trying to close up the hole but your power suddenly slips away from you and goes haywire. The hole remains open while the ice around you gets thicker and thicker 5….7….9….11….13….15….17….19….21 feet thick with you still sealed inside the sphere at three feet and unable to move luckily as a spirit you don’t need to breath but currently you are stuck.  +2 cryo exp no movement rolls

Free action: I fart in the general direction of my enemies.
Normal action: I attempt to become more awesome.

You royal awesomeness farts at the explosives. You them try to become more awesome(4) you cannot get any more awesome.

...Sorry....
...I decide that I'm gonna be FIRE'N MAH LAZOR (of Steve) at the explosives to try to save everyone.
 

You quickly charge up your lazor and aim it at the small opening left in Neo’s shielding (5) you fire your lazor and it passes just through the hole and hits the explosives setting them off…(more on that later)

1. I want all the pieces of myself to gain seperate consciousnesses (so they're all their own little mini-Will, although for the sake of fair play I'll obviously only be able to control one).
 2. all of which (yes, myself included) tunnel out through uncertainty to different places not so far away, but at a safe distance. Or a totally random location. Take your pick.

(you may only do one action of this magnitude a turn so I went with what I saw as the first part) You use what is left of your chaotic powers to try to turn your broken parts into separate entities (4) they form into smaller functioning “lives” but they are not too intelligent and suffer from a bit of hive mind clustering together. -1 to thought actions

I turn Will Foley into some plant-chaos-spirit monstrosity, combining him with whatever weeds I can summon.

You summon up your powers and (4+1=5) blast will with a full shot of plant magic, suddenly plants sprout from the ground and imbed themselves into the backs of the mini will’s the plants continue to grow getting larger and connecting together into a trunk which grows taller and more sturdy soon it’s branches lift the little wills off the ground and they too begin to change becoming more flower like and soon are flowers of chaos. Will still controls the body since they are all connected again and is now a sentient chaos tree with flowers that can produce chaos fruit (which can be eaten for random effects or juiced into anything to anything potions). +1 plant exp… also since this was your horrible corruption of will you get to figure out how it affects his stats.

If the bombs go off, I revel in the mayhem and destruction caused. if not, I sigh and continue onwards.

You prepare to revel in the destruction (2) but just move a little closer to the bombs.

War dog 1: Condition fine. Steveist

War dog 4: Condition bruised. Steveist

Sheep 5: Looks about but since it now has nothing to do and eats some grass.

House Ent: Looks at penguin waiting for a command.

Now for the bombs … Neo forms his incomplete shield around them and then Wolfmanz fires his laser at them setting them off but the explosion causes Neo’s sphere to shift and point the hole at a different part of the ceiling. The explosion is channeled out of the small hole and starts blasting a hole in the ceiling incinerating the very rock but suddenly the blast is diverted have apparently hit a cube a adamantine but unable to pierce it, it bounces of and strait into coreleon who works as a lens to strengthen an amplify the destructive effects of the explosion reveling in the power. It shoots through him an spreads like a spectrum behind him ripping a hole in space it causes the open space behind him to turn into a wall of solid stone with a large set of stone double doors the apparent entrance to the next area. 

Points which can be spent at the kiosk when someone finally takes the time to look at it.
Cheetar - 6
Inaluct - 2
Neo - 19
Correleon - 14
Wolfmanz - 4
Yanlin - 2

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Will Foley
Clothes: Wearing a kilt with yellow and orange stripes.
Possessions: Currently has two small obsidian pebbles in his sarge. Holding "Cheese Kitten the Rock of Infinite Dancing"
Status: Spirit of Chaos Properties
Health: Currently a chaos tree.

neo1096
Clothes: An iridescent red kilt
Abilities: +4 to rolls involving cryokinesis, immune to cold, Soul Stealer
Possessions: Wielding a flaming sword made of blood and frozen methane. Has 5 dog, 2 chicken, and 1 sheep soul in crystalline form.
Status: Spirit of Ice Properties, Ice Arm/Cannon, Ice Saber-Teeth, Ice Ram Horns, Ice Wings, 6 Ice-legs with Hooves, Ice Mane, and the ability to seal off or unleash his powers at will.
Skills: Cryokinesis Exp 2/16.
Health: Unharmed

inaluct
Clothes: A green legendary artifact "Kilt of a Thousand Dying Suns" .
Possessions: Wielding the “Rat Mourning Star”. Air breathing “magikarp” minion. Duel action candies.
Skills: 2/4 exp for hand to hand and 6/8 exp telepathy. +1 telepathy. Can communicate with goblins/ know lots about them.
Health: light bleeding

Cheeetar
Clothes: A camouflage kilt. Artifact “mollie’s ribbon”.
Abilities: Carp-Whisperer and Summoner at the cost of bleeding.
Possessions: Wielding an adamantine long sword and a pig minion “Snowball the pig of rebellion”.
Skills: 1/4 exp for hiding and 2/8 exp for mimicry. +1 mimicry.
Health: Light bruising and light bleeding.

Yanlin
Clothes: A transparent kilt.
Abilities: Can see the true nature of the things near him as a free action.
Possessions: Holding the “Spear of Destiny”, a wedge-shaped tower shield and a set of chain mail armor . Has a large ghost minion made of 7 goblin souls 3 minds attack, 3 defend, and 1 scouts.
Skills: 0/8 exp for armor crafting +1 armor crafting, 1/4 exp healer, and 2/4 exp spirit manipulation. Ghost allows 2nd free action when not in other use.
Status: Spirit of Awesome Properties
Health: normal

Wolfmanz
Clothes: A purple kilt.
Possessions: Holding the "Snacksaphone", 3 anything-to-anything potions.
Status: Has 4 extra limbs 2 able to hold and interact with things but are ethereal and thus cannot be touched or destroyed the other 2 are huge ethereal wings. Promoted to Stevist arch angel. Arch angel Properties
Health: normal

Correleon
Clothes:A light blue kilt.
Possessions: none
Status: Spirit of Destruction Properties.
Skills: 0/12 exp in electric manipulation +1 to electric rolls. Immune to pain and headaches has +1 to dodge rolls. 0/8 exp explosion magic +1 explosion rolls.
Health: immaterial.

Penguinofhonor
Clothes: Dark green kilt.
Possessions: The ropes he was bound in.
Skill: 5/8 exp plant manipulation, +1 plant rolls.
Health: light bruising

Friendly Sheep
Clothes: Wool
Abilities: Innate sheep speak, Is an agent of the PETC
Possessions: None

Current situation: You are all currently in the volcano "The Pit of Infinite Joy and Sunshine". You have passed the front doors, illuminated the darkened room, ascended the obsidian staircase, reached the platform, and are passed the door and a room with a large frozen pool, in the room of weapons, another room has been found and opened, and under a weapon rack a trap door was noticed and opened, 100ft down is a small farm with a small two story farm house, a barn, and what appears to be the foundation of a windmill. They have approached the house and the pigs called the alarm 2 war dogs are on you but are no longer a threat and the rest of the animals have been defeated. There is also a house ent. The pigs are defeated. The artifact of the area has been retrieved. The explosion ripped a hole in space which leads into the next area.

[wehtamjd92]

I forgot you all also suddenly find yourselves healed of wounds due to some bizare event that seems to combine the effects of a day of birth and a being known as toady.

[neo1096]

I break out of the ice around me using my flaming sword.

[inaluct]

I steal the kiosk.