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[sir diesalot]

Any room for another?

If so i would like to casually walk out of the barn after having a lovely nap.

[inaluct]

Neo's cryokinesis is way too powerful. He's spent the entire game trying to get more and more power, instead of just having fun and casually enjoying it. Thinking about this kept me from devoting my attention to his picture, so it came out weird.

Anyway, group portrait might be coming up.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Some of these need to be updated. Spoilered for length.

[Yanlin]

I look awesome.

[Wolfmanz]

But now neo keeps overshooting on everything.
On that note, Hey neo. Are you willing to trade for those dog souls?

[neo1096]

Perhaps Wolfmanz, What are you offering?

[wehtamjd92]

ok rools almost done and so far meh not much also neo since your basic ice power is going out of control I'm gonna put a limiter on everybody who tries this method of gameplay.

 The rule is as follows "For every point above a normal overshoot eg (6+1=6,...,6+5=6) every additional point will count as an aditive to the overshoot with progresively worse effects on the person overshooting and their imediate surroundings."

^This is so control will be maintained of course in serious situations this rule may be bent under a majority vote from players or my be countered with actions like buying the "contain skill and exp amulets" which will be sold at the end of a level in exchange for points.

[Correleon]

Neo, your screwed. ehehe.

[neo1096]

So is my party if I interpereted that correctly.

[inaluct]

No more cryokinesis. I bet a 10 overshot destroys the world.

[neo1096]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Just try and stop me, ahahahahahahahaha.

[penguinofhonor]

"6+5=11. You shoot an ice spike at the kobold maceman, killing it. Suddenly you start expanding, filling the whole room and crushing everything and everyone in it. You are now a solid cube of ice, filling the entire room. Also, you damaged your brain somehow and no longer know ice manipulation, so good luck getting out of this."

[wehtamjd92]

Another person wants to join I'll leave this to your vote but realize the more people I have to deal with the slower this game will go(note this is not me condoning it it's just a statement of fact.)
ROLL TO DODGE!!!!!

I shoot ice cannonballs at the pigs.

You attempt to fire a shot at the pigs (1) you try to fire but you get back blast instead which blows of the arm attachment.

I destroy the house further with plant manipulation.

You try to plantify the house more (3) the plants grow a little but then nothing.

I try to become a spirit of lightning.

You focus on your powers and try to become a spirit of lightning (5+1=6) you watch you hands as they change atomic states between matter and energy and you begin to feel less tangible your equipment falls to the ground passing right through you. You begin to reach for your stuff but as you hand reaches out an arc on lighting strikes the ground and creates a huge explosion and you realize your explosive powers got mixed in as well. (No exp cause your all blendy and stuff)

I try to teach snowball human speak. That way my allies can understand him.

You try to teach snowball to speak (2) apparently mimicry only works one way for you currently.

Seeing as everyone wants to destroy the house, I'll use my snaksaphone to snackafy it!

You attempt to snackify house (3) you don’t get far into the song befor you realize yu not gonna make it all the way through.

Free action: I ask everybody to help me craft my greaves.
Normal: I attempt to craft the greaves I tried to craft last turn.

Your royal highness asks for aid but is ignored apparently, you then begin a mysterious construction (5) and make a fine set of bone greaves. +1 armor crafting exp.

I give my Magikarp an inspirational pep talk to give it a +1 to it's next action.
And then I tell it to tsunami the house.

You try to be inspirational (2) but to no effect. It tries to use tsunami (3) it uses splash.

I run up to the house screaming in a maniacal fashion, swinging my scythe wildly, trying to hack my way in.

You run up to the house and start trying to hack your ay in (4) and you actually manage to get inside.

War dog 1: Condition fine. Steveist

War dog 4: Condition bruised. Steveist

Sheep 5: Looks for something to convert but doesn’t see anything available.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Will Foley
Clothes: Wearing a kilt with yellow and orange stripes.
Possessions: Currently has two small obsidian pebbles in his sarge. Holding "Cheese Kitten the Rock of Infinite Dancing"
Health: Light bleeding.
neo1096
Clothes: An iridescent red kilt
Abilities: +4 to rolls involving cryokinesis, immune to cold, Soul Stealer
Possessions: Wielding a flaming sword made of blood and frozen methane. Has 5 dog, 2 chicken, and 1 sheep soul in crystalline form.
Status: Spirit of Ice Properties, Ice Arm/Cannon, Ice Saber-Teeth, Ice Ram Horns, Ice Wings, 6 Ice-legs with Hooves, Ice Mane
Skills: Cryokinesis Exp 0/16.
Health:Unharmed
inaluct
Clothes: A green legendary artifact "Kilt of a Thousand Dying Suns" .
Possessions: Wielding the “Rat Mourning Star”. Air breathing “magikarp” minion. Duel action candies.
Skills: 2/4 exp for hand to hand and 3/8 exp telepathy. +1 telepathy. Can communicate with goblins/ know lots about them.
Health: light bleeding
Cheeetar
Clothes: A camouflage kilt.
Abilities: Carp-Whisperer and Summoner at the cost of bleeding.
Possessions: Wielding an adamantine long sword and a pig minion “Snowball the pig of rebellion”.
Skills: 1/4 exp for hiding and 2/8 exp for mimicry. +1 mimicry.
Health: Light bruising and light bleeding.
Yanlin
Clothes: A transparent kilt.
Abilities: Can see the true nature of the things near him as a free action.
Possessions: Holding the “Spear of Destiny”, a wedge-shaped tower shield and a set of chain mail armor . Has a large ghost minion made of 7 goblin souls 3 minds attack, 3 defend, and 1 scouts.
Skills: 0/8 exp for armor crafting +1 armor crafting, 1/4 exp healer, and 2/4 exp spirit manipulation. Ghost allows 2nd free action when not in other use.
Health: normal, ghost is back.
Wolfmanz
Clothes: A purple kilt.
Possessions: Holding the "Snacksaphone", 3 anything-to-anything potions.
Status: Has 4 extra limbs 2 able to hold and interact with things but are ethereal and thus cannot be touched or destroyed the other 2 are huge ethereal wings. Promoted to weasel status.
Health: Has light burns.
Correleon
Clothes:A light blue kilt.
Possessions: Holding a steel long sword
Status: Spirit of Explosive lightning Properties
Skills: 0/12 exp in electric manipulation +2 to electric rolls. Immune to pain and headaches has +1 to dodge rolls. 0/8 exp explosion magic +1 explosion rolls.
Health: immaterial.
Penguinofhonor
Clothes: Dark green kilt.
Possessions: The ropes he’s currently bound in.
Skill: 1/8 exp plant manipulation, +1 plant rolls.
Health: light bruising
Friendly Sheep
Clothes: Wool
Abilities: Innate sheep speak, Is an agent of the PETC
Possessions: None

Current situation: You are all currently in the volcano "The Pit of Infinite Joy and Sunshine". You have passed the front doors, illuminated the darkened room, ascended the obsidian staircase, reached the platform, and are passed the door and a room with a large frozen pool, in the room of weapons and only weapons, another room has been found and opened, and under a weapon rack a trap door was noticed and opened, 100ft down is a small farm with a small two story farm house, a barn, and what appears to be the foundation of a windmill. They have approached the house and the pigs called the alarm 2 war dogs are on you but are no longer a threat and the rest of the animals have been defeated the pigs are in an upstairs room of the house.

[inaluct]

After congratulating my magikarp on doing it's best, I send a concentrated burst of telepathic disharmony at the house, hoping to deeply disorient and possibly kill whatever's inside it but Foley.

[wehtamjd92]

splash in my RTD actually has a use but you have to wait and see because it takes a while.

[Wolfmanz]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377178

The attack was ineffective.

Hmm..... I consult Steve in my quest to master my instrument of snackification.