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[wehtamjd92]

If you all actually fight the animals in a formation I'll give you all a +1 bonus to defense. But you have to show me you are in formation by yelling things like "tonight we dine in hell" or "tighten the formation" etc.

Also maybe you should try out one of those dog souls on yourself/ally neo could be useful during the charge. (Note souls only affect the user for one turn then disappear. For more info look back to when this ability first came up.)

[wehtamjd92]

I must have be hit with the generosity stick today because I've decided that if someone decides to make a list of who has killed what and who figured out the first reference I'll add up the points so those that heve done something will be able to use the points if they want.

[Yanlin]

If you all actually fight the animals in a formation I'll give you all a +1 bonus to defense. But you have to show me you are in formation by yelling things like "tonight we dine in hell" or "tighten the formation" etc.

Also maybe you should try out one of those dog souls on yourself/ally neo could be useful during the charge. (Note souls only affect the user for one turn then disappear. For more info look back to when this ability first came up.)

Then add me shouting "Our rolls opened the front doors. But before that, we held the line. Our rolls defeated the carp. But before that, we held the line! Our rolls will stop the animals. In the battle today, WE. WILL HOLD. THE LINE!"

Reference: Mass effect.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HoldTheLine

Speech in action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaFo_H34t9s

[Correleon]

good to see you know your tropes. I am in the paralyzed formation. ehehe. Since my mind is still working, I try and increase its capabilities again.

[Wolfmanz]

I get into position stating "the great thing about being me, is that there are so many mees," just to see Neo sweat.
You know the reference.

I think that's a free action, so pick up 2 of my anything to anything potions and prepare to throw them.
(How do you spell a plural me??)

[inaluct]

I direct the attention of my mind to the room where the pigs are hiding. I attempt to drive them insane through the sheer volume of my discordant mental pulses, transmitted via telepathy.

[wehtamjd92]

Wolfmanz where does your quote come from?

[penguinofhonor]

Good question. Google has a few people saying the same thing, but none that look like it's the original source. It seems like a word or two of that is wrong, and all the google search shows is the other people who have misquoted it in the same way.

Edit: The misquotations on google lead me to believe it's from the matrix.

[wehtamjd92]

Oh yeah agent smith and a pun on "Neo".

[wehtamjd92]

Gahh the roll was almost done and then I realized Tokay hadn't posted yet. Tokay please hurry or we will put you on auto pilot.

[Wolfmanz]

....I thought that you would recognize the Matrix reference.
Or should I have gone with the There is no spoon thing?
or the Humanity is a disease rant?
Or one of the oracles would you have still broken the vase if I hadn't said anything talks?
Or the Commander Mifune We'll give em hell before we do Speech?
...On second thought, that would have been better.

[wehtamjd92]

It would have seince you don't have any minions or duplicates.

[Tokay]

Sorry for being late again.
I threaten to blow down the house if the pigs dont surrender.
I try to aid inaluct with his insanedriving attempt by make scary sounds.

[Yanlin]

That's just a free action. You should put in a normal one too.

[wehtamjd92]

ROLL TO DODGE!!!!!

I create a slick ice floor in front of us to make the animals lose their footing as they run at us!

You attempt to pave their way with ice as they charge towards you (1+3=4) you cast your power before you and make a field of ice the animals charging across it will have a -1 to dodges from bad footing.

Ghost action: Switch to defense mode.

Free action: "Our rolls opened the front doors. But before that, we held the line. Our rolls defeated the carp. But before that, we held the line! Our rolls will stop the animals. In the battle today, WE. WILL HOLD. THE LINE!"

Normal action: I start the formation.

Your ghost switches to defense mode and you call out you battle cry. Your royal highness then attempts to form a defensive line (3) you stumble around a bit but eventually end up where you need to be.

I help write down a pig-to-english guide for Snowball, so he can give inspirational speeches to my teammates. (and also giving me mimicry (mimiwrite?) experience). Snowball shall read it when I finish.

You attempt to write a pig to English guide (1+1=2) but you soon realize that holding a conversation through mimicry is not the same as knowing the. Snowball just watches expectantly. 

 

I am in the paralyzed formation. ehehe. Since my mind is still working, I try and increase its capabilities again.

You once again try to force yourself into a more intelligent state through electric manipulation of your brain (5) you find yourself gaining control of your body regardless of your paralysis as you now understand how to make your nerves respond faster with electrical currents +1 to dodge rolls. +1 exp electro kinesis.

I get into position stating "the great thing about being me, is that there are so many me’s," just to see Neo sweat.

I think that's a free action, so pick up 2 of my anything to anything potions and prepare to throw them.
 

You use a matrix reference that doesn’t really fit as you stomp into formation. You then prepare to throw two of your anything to anything potions (2) you were luckily already holding two( but you get no accuracy bonus when you decide to throw them).

I direct the attention of my mind to the room where the pigs are hiding. I attempt to drive them insane through the sheer volume of my discordant mental pulses, transmitted via telepathy.

I threaten to blow down the house if the pigs don’t surrender.
I try to aid inaluct with his insane driving attempt by making scary sounds.

Inaluct and Tokay attempt to unleash a mental assault on the pigs
Inaluct (1+1=2) you try to summon up your powers but they suddenly evade you.
Tokay (1) screech at the door but on the other side all you hear are what sounds like laughter and muffled yells for help.


War dog 1: Condition fine. Steveist

War dog 4: Condition bruised. Steveist

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Tokay
Clothes: Wearing a kilt with yellow and orange stripes.
Possessions: Currently has two small obsidian pebbles in his sarge. Holding "Cheese Kitten the Rock of Infinite Dancing"
Health: Light bruising.
neo1096
Clothes: An iridescent red kilt, an unbreakable heatproof set of ice armor.
Abilities: +3 to rolls involving cryokinesis, immune to cold.
Possessions: Wielding a flaming sword made of blood and frozen methane. He also holds 5 dog souls in crystalline form unknown effect.
Status: Spirit of Ice
Skills: Cryokinesis Exp 6/12. Able to steal souls but only after the turn of death and can use them to supplement equipment or allies.
Health: Missing one arm.
inaluct
Clothes: A green legendary artifact "Kilt of a Thousand Dying Suns" .
Possessions: Wielding the “Rat Mourning Star”. Air breathing carp minion. Duel action candies.
Skills: 2/4 exp for hand to hand and 2/8 exp telepathy. +1 telepathy. Can communicate with goblins/ know lots about them.
Health: light bleeding
Cheeetar
Clothes: A camouflage kilt.
Abilities: Carp-Whisperer and Summoner at the cost of bleeding.
Possessions: Wielding an adamantine long sword and a pig minion “Snowball the pig of rebellion”.
Skills: 1/4 exp for hiding and 1/8 exp for mimicry. +1 mimicry.
Health: Light bruising.
Yanlin
Clothes: A transparent kilt.
Abilities: Can see the true nature of the things near him as a free action.
Possessions: Holding the “Spear of Destiny”, a wedge-shaped tower shield and a set of chain mail armor . Has a large ghost minion made of 7 goblin souls 3 minds attack, 3 defend, and 1 scouts.
Skills: 3/4 exp for armor crafting, 1/4 exp healer, and 2/4 exp spirit manipulation. Ghost allows 2nd free action when not in other use.
Health: normal ghost in defense mode.
Wolfmanz
Clothes: A purple kilt.
Possessions: Holding the "Snacksaphone", 5 anything-to-anything potions.
Status: Has 4 extra limbs 2 able to hold and interact with things but are ethereal and thus cannot be touched or destroyed the other 2 are huge ethereal wings. Promoted to weasel status.
Health: Has light burns.
Correleon
Clothes:A light blue kilt.
Possessions: Holding a steel long sword
Skills: 0/8 exp in electric manipulation +1 to electric rolls. Immune to pain and headaches has +1 to dodge rolls.
Health: Light bleeding and bruising.

Current situation: You are all currently in the volcano "The Pit of Infinite Joy and Sunshine". You have passed the front doors, illuminated the darkened room, ascended the obsidian staircase, reached the platform, and are passed the door and a room with a large frozen pool, in the room of weapons and only weapons, another room has been found and opened which now contains 14 goblin halves their souls have been combined into one big ghost, and under a weapon rack a trap door was noticed and opened, 100ft down is a small farm with a small two story farm house, a barn, and what appears to be the foundation of a windmill. They have approached the house and the pigs called the alarm 2 war dogs are on you but are no longer a threat and in 1 turns the rest of the animals will arrive the pigs are in an upstairs room of the house with a hostage.