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[Tormy]

I am not sure that which bug was the funniest, but I know that which one is the most well-known. 

[Sunday]

A couple of my favorites:

# 000724 ▪ (0.27.176.38a) [adventure mode][conversation]   grandmother also mentioned as uncle

# 000835 ▪ (0.28.181.39a) [adventure mode][conversation] you can have full conversations with babies in adv mode

000780 □ [adventure mode][crime]   (Report) town guard becomes a criminal after getting an adventurer's stolen weapon stuck in his body

[Keilden]

000780 □ [adventure mode][crime]   (Report) town guard becomes a criminal after getting an adventurer's stolen weapon stuck in his body

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!! REMOVE THE STOLEN WEAPON FROM YOUR CHEST OR PAY WITH YOUR LIFE!

[Deathbane]

B) Resist Arrest

[flabort]

i always laugh when my dwarfs mince liquids.

i once had a dwarven whine roast made entirely out of "well minced dwarven wine".

actually, i had 14 of those.

[Yanlin]

000780 □ [adventure mode][crime]   (Report) town guard becomes a criminal after getting an adventurer's stolen weapon stuck in his body

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!! REMOVE THE STOLEN WEAPON FROM YOUR CHEST OR PAY WITH YOUR LIFE!

B) Resist arrest.

[Skanky]

I think we don't mind bugs too much because
a) The game is alpha; we expect bugs
b) The bugs get fixed quickly, especially the more severe bugs
c) Most bugs would be described as features by most other developers

[Idiom]

The game is as much a simulation as a game, aiming to be fairly realistic, so any bugs are usually humorous in that they stray from realism and are completely nonsensical.

[Keilden]

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD! *Guards attack the guard, the guard that hit the guard gets attacked by the other guards, then they get attacked by the other guards and so on*

[Mikademus]

Or dwarves milking burning cows is funny as hell.

I saw the image in my mind and immediately laughed. Has DF damaged me beyond salvation?!

[Draco18s]

Or dwarves milking burning cows is funny as hell.

This is why AI's won't take over the world any time soon:

Normal people don't have to be told not to milk a cow that's on fire.

(Not that dwarves can even milk cows yet).

[Pilsu]

Or dwarves milking burning cows is funny as hell.

This is why AI's won't take over the world any time soon:

Normal people don't have to be told not to milk a cow that's on fire.

(Not that dwarves can even milk cows yet).

I don't know man, I know I touched the hot stove as a kid. An AI would just need to grow like us to understand the finer points of not being stupid

[Oneir]

Sometime in the future, DF is complete and recognized as the first truly immersive world simulator.
Scientists attempting to develop a working AI use DF as a a testing ground for their creations, confronting them with life-like simulations of the real world.
No one notices the slight discrepancies in their behavior.
The first of the AIs is released into the real world.
5 years later our civilization has crumbled to its end, after a period that will later be chronicled by the survivors as "The Boatmurdered Years."
People just couldn't leave those f#&$ing socks alone.

[Yanlin]

Sometime in the future, DF is complete and recognized as the first truly immersive world simulator.
Scientists attempting to develop a working AI use DF as a a testing ground for their creations, confronting them with life-like simulations of the real world.
No one notices the slight discrepancies in their behavior.
The first of the AIs is released into the real world.
5 years later our civilization has crumbled to its end, after a period that will later be chronicled by the survivors as "The Boatmurdered Years."
People just couldn't leave those f#&$ing socks alone.

The most honorable way for a dwarf to die is not in battle, not by fishing, not by magma, not by a collapse, but by failing to retrieve socks.

[Skynet 2.0]

The most honorable way for a dwarf to die is not in battle, not by fishing, not by magma, not by a collapse, but by failing to retrieve socks.

Specifically, a burning masterwork giant cave spider silk sock lying next to several dozen Spirits of Fire, with the bodies of numerous champion marksdwarves nearby. The corpses are on fire too.