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neo1096

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #75 on: December 06, 2008, 05:35:19 am »
*The Carp-Titan dodges the 1911*
*The Carp-Titan grabs the Strife by the coat in an unbreakable grip*
*The Carp-Titan violently shakes the Strife*
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Quote from: peregarrett on December 14, 2011, 03:31:31 pm
What again? Iron scepter - Lovehealing? Oh, I almost shed a tear... Put it in your ass, I'm talking about importans artistic defences!!! You see, yaks and bridge... Stop polishing that scepter! You're disgusting me!"

Strife26

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #76 on: December 06, 2008, 05:39:21 am »
Strife rumages in his pockets.

((hah, a five!))

Strife removes an ice sculpture of Pual Berg!

Strife lashes out with sculpture!
The Iceberg strikes the titanic carp in the side!
It is gashed!
The titanic carp is taking on water!
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neo1096

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #77 on: December 06, 2008, 05:45:59 am »
((I'm going to go to sleep now so this is my last action for now, I'm gonna phase out at the end))
*The Carp-Titan needs to rest and recuperate*
*The Carp-Titan phases to a safe location*
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Quote from: peregarrett on December 14, 2011, 03:31:31 pm
What again? Iron scepter - Lovehealing? Oh, I almost shed a tear... Put it in your ass, I'm talking about importans artistic defences!!! You see, yaks and bridge... Stop polishing that scepter! You're disgusting me!"

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #78 on: December 06, 2008, 05:48:37 am »
((I'm at the point where there's no point in going asleep. Wake up in an hour? Why bother?)

Strife falls to the ground.
Strife rubs a sore tailbone.
Strife wonders how anyone was able to see anything with the lights out.
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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #79 on: December 06, 2008, 06:49:20 am »
*Flint reatatches his limbs using his super human knowledge of sewing*
*Flint grabs a box of popcorn and watches the epic clash of Strife and the neo carp*
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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #80 on: December 06, 2008, 08:37:06 am »

 Duke finally shrugs off the effects of the arena!
 Duke is enraged!

 Duke: Aww, you are ALL getting it now!

 Duke tears off his coat! Explosives are revealed!

 Duke: One more move from ANY of you will kill us ALL!
 Duke has entered a psychotic rage!
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Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
Quote from: Jim Groovester on August 08, 2010, 08:18:09 pm
I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #81 on: December 06, 2008, 05:09:33 pm »
Jackrabbit dances manically!
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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #82 on: December 06, 2008, 06:09:48 pm »
The shield is broken!

"Hey! Hey! Yeah! You! The crazy one with the bombs! Blow this fucker up!"

The WorkerDrone is laughing manically.
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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #83 on: December 06, 2008, 06:14:10 pm »

 Duke starts to spew bullets everywhere, laughing crazily with a cigar hanging crazily in his crooked smile.

 Duke: GWAHAHAHA!
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Quote from: Aqizzar on October 13, 2010, 04:19:47 am
Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
Quote from: Jim Groovester on August 08, 2010, 08:18:09 pm
I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
MIERDO MILLAS DE VIBORAS FURIOSAS PARA ESTRANGULARTE MUERTO

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #84 on: December 06, 2008, 08:50:46 pm »
*The Carp-Titan has returned*
*It is fully healed*
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Quote from: peregarrett on December 14, 2011, 03:31:31 pm
What again? Iron scepter - Lovehealing? Oh, I almost shed a tear... Put it in your ass, I'm talking about importans artistic defences!!! You see, yaks and bridge... Stop polishing that scepter! You're disgusting me!"

Jetman123

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #85 on: December 06, 2008, 10:26:24 pm »
Jetman begins hacking, slashing, and stabbing at the carp-titan's heels in a berserk frenzy!
Jetman hacks the carp titan in the left heel with his +Adamantine short sword+! x15
Jetman hacks the carp titan in the right heel with his +Adamantine short sword+! x15
Jetman stabs the carp titan in the back of the right knee with his +Adamantine short sword+!
The +Adamantine short sword+ has lodged firmly in the wound!
Jetman stabs the carp titan in the back of the left knee with his +Adamantine short sword+!
The +Adamantine short sword+ has lodged firmly in the wound!
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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #86 on: December 06, 2008, 10:48:03 pm »
"dude, those 'explosives' that your wearing are hotdogs..."
*Zako deflects all bullets coming his way and directs them at Jetman!*
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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #87 on: December 06, 2008, 10:49:45 pm »

 Duke: Well, they could be or they could not be. How lucky do ya feel, boy?

 He pulls out what looks like an explosive timer, set to five minutes.

 Duke: HOW LUCKY, PUNK?
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Quote from: Aqizzar on October 13, 2010, 04:19:47 am
Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
Quote from: Jim Groovester on August 08, 2010, 08:18:09 pm
I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
MIERDO MILLAS DE VIBORAS FURIOSAS PARA ESTRANGULARTE MUERTO

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #88 on: December 06, 2008, 10:53:33 pm »
((My knees are 15 ft off the ground, how did you reach them?))
*The Carp-Titan laughs at Jetman's puny, ineffectual attacks*
*The Carp-Titan pulls the swords out of the wounds*
*The Carp-Titan hurls the swords at Strife's head*
*The Carp-Titan grabs Jetman's torso in an unbreakable grip*
*The Carp-Titan squeezes*
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Quote from: peregarrett on December 14, 2011, 03:31:31 pm
What again? Iron scepter - Lovehealing? Oh, I almost shed a tear... Put it in your ass, I'm talking about importans artistic defences!!! You see, yaks and bridge... Stop polishing that scepter! You're disgusting me!"

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #89 on: December 06, 2008, 10:56:22 pm »
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the head! x4
It is deflected through sheer rage and spite! And some armor. x4
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the upper body! x2
It is deflected through sheer rage and spite! And some armor. x2
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the lower body! x4
It is deflected through sheer rage and spite! And some armor. x4
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the right upper arm! x8
It is deflected through sheer rage and spite! And some armor. x8
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the right lower arm! x7
It is deflected through sheer rage and spite! And some armor. x7
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the upper leg! x9
It is deflected through sheer rage and spite! And some armor. x9
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the lower leg! x5
It is deflected through sheer rage and spite! And some armor. x5
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the foot! x2
It is deflected through sheer rage and spite! And some armor. x2
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the head!
It is moderately pierced!
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the right lower leg!
It is pierced!
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the right upper leg!
It is badly pierced!
Jetman falls to the ground as his swords are removed and lands in a heap!
(He jumped, he's a crazy!)
Jetman screams as he is crushed, swearing curses!
Jetman bites the Carp-titan's right hand! x7
Jetman bites the Carp-titan's left hand! x7
« Last Edit: December 06, 2008, 10:59:30 pm by Jetman123 »
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