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[Jackrabbit]

*Jackrabbit pulls out his laser rifle, puts on his red bandanna and hops in!*
*Jackrabbit fires a =energy charge= at Strife!*
*Jackrabbit has been electrocuted!*
*Jackrabbit gives in to pain*

[Flintus10]

*With no teeth or arms flint starts kicking wildly in all directions*
*Flint kicks Strife ((who I believe is hanging out of neo's mouth)) square in the lowerbody*

[neo1096]

*The unconscious Giant Carp regenerates*
*It worships WorkerDrone*

[Jackrabbit]

*Jackrabbit regains consciousness!*
*Jackrabbit discards his laser rifle*
*Jackrabbit pulls a knife*

[WorkerDrone]

"You fool! If you worship me, I'll no longer be a Robotic Demi-Monster! I'll be lifted into the ranks of Robotic Monsters!"

*The Giant Carp has been struck down by an unknown force!*

[neo1096]

*Neo-Carp waves Negulzak*
*A sphere of harmless hellfire expands through the arena*
*The Arena is perfectly shielded from divine powers, creatures and effects*
*The Arena is perfectly permeable to effects from the inside against divine beings*
"Eat that, Unknown Force"

[Zako]

*The chaotic energy blast hits the Giant Carp x 598!*
*It blows apart! x 598*
*Zak cleaves Jackrabbit with a chaos strike in the upper body!*

[Strife26]

Strife wonders how a carp could take a knife to the head.

Strife wields a 1911A1 in his left hand.
The neo-carp tries to bite.
The trenchcoat turns away the tooth!
The tooth scratches Strife!
The tooth deeply scratchs Strife!
Strife fires the 1911 INTO the neo-carp's mouth.

The force of the shot disorients the neo-carp.
The bullet strikes the neo-carps esoghogus.
The spelling is mangled!
The neo-carp is stunned!

[neo1096]

*The Neo-Carp sees the Giant Carp die* x 598
*The Neo-Carp is enraged*
*The Neo-Carp's esophagus heals*
*The Neo-Carp has become a Carp-Titan*
((Megabeast FTW))
*The Neo-Carp grabs the Strife*
*The Neo-Carp hurls the Strife into the arena wall at mach 5*
"VENGEANCE!!!!"

[Strife26]

The Strife is dazed by the collision.
The Strife loses control of the 1911.
The Strife removes a 1911 from his pocket.
Strife wields the 1911 two handed.

Strife fires at the Carp-Titan x 13

[neo1096]

*The spinning .45 caliber bullet hits the Carp-Titan x 13*
*A bloody crater forms at the impact site x 13*
*A bloody crater heals x 13*
"Gonna haf'ta do better than that..."
*The Carp-Titan raises the Negulzak*
*The Negulzak shoots homing hellfire at Strife* x 999999999999

[Strife26]

Strife hides in his coat!
The hellfire strikes the coat!
The coat is unharmed!
Strife's hair has been singed.

((Hey! What if the only things that Strife can spontaneously generate are handguns and knives, what then!?))

Strife rumages in his pockets for something useful . . .

EDIT (had to find a dice. Used the first roll frommulti-world madness instead)

Strife pulls a bottle of root beer from his pocket.
Strife throws the bottle of root beer at the Carp Titan.
The spinning bottle strikes the titan-carp.
It shatters.
The C.T. is unharmed!
Broken glass is everywhere!

[neo1096]

((Then he can't hurt the Titan with them...))
*The Carp-Titan piledrives the Strife with his leg*
*The Carp-Titan slams the bladed fin of his foot into the Strife*

[Jackrabbit]

Jackrabbits upper body flies away in a bloody arc!
Jackrabbit reloads the game and respawns!
Jackrabbit flicks Zak off!

[Strife26]

((you have a bladed fin/foot? I suppose that I never mentioned that the coat's indestructable.  ))

The foot (fin?) collides with Strife in the chest.
The trenchcoat sstops the blade from penetrating!
Strife goes flying bakwards!
Strife lands among the broken glass!
Strife's hands are slightly cut!
Strife gets up.
Strife's boots crunch the glass.

Strife pulls a 1911 out of his pocket.
Strife throws the 1911 at the Titan-Carp!

(I just had an idea . . .)