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[Zako]

*Zako deftly parries all the shots coming his way because of his epic skill in using swords!*
*He leaps high into the air and unleashes a torrent of chaotic energy, striking all in the vicinity!*
*3 rocks on the ground are turned into the following: A rubber ducky, A scarecrow and an alan wrench.*
*A cave enterance erupts from the ground! A swarm of ratmen rush out to attack all players!*

[Flintus10]

*Flint smashes one ratman in the upper body with *Flints left lower arm**
*It is propelled away by the blow*
*It slams into an obsticle and blows apart*

[Duke 2.0]

 Duke is not afraid that his firepower is gone. Spitting out his cigar in disgust, he takes out his S&W Wesson .500 and looks for something to blow up. As it just so happens, there was a ratman asking for it.

 The spinning S&W .500 Magnum Round strikes the Ratmen in the upper body!
 It explodes in gore!
 The ratman has been struck down!
 The spinning S&W .500 Magnum Round strikes the Ratmen in the upper body!
 It is cloven asunder!
 The ratman has been struck down!

 Oh yeah, he also shrugs off the chaotic energy with his awesomeness.

[Strife26]

*The lights suddenly go out as one body. Several bombs go off, spreading chaff and temporarily deafening everyone. The chaff blocks waves, including, but not limited to: visible light, infared, ultraviolet, gamma, cosmic, radio.

Strife pockets the wire cutter and murmers, "Bloody blood sports. They can fight blind. Wait, is that someone claiming to have a better handgun than I?!"

[neo1096]

*The Neo-Carp spins like a dervish, creating a tornado of air and sucking the chaff to its body.*
*The compressed chaff is shot at Strife like a pillar!*
*It strikes Strife in the abdomen*

[Jetman123]

Jetman, the crazy dwarf swordsman, screams an assortment of gibberish while drawing two +Adamantine Short Swords+!
He leaps into the pit, slashing, stabbing and hacking at everything that moves!

[Strife26]

((How, pray tell, did you see me?))

The Trenchcoat is bruised!!
Strife wields the M15 in his left hand.
Strife shifts to double grip the pistol.

Strife fires at the Neo-Carp!

[neo1096]

((Sonar))
*The spinning bullet strikes the Neo-Carp in the right arm*
*The shot is blocked*
*The Neo-Carp summons a Giant Trident*
"Come, my carp brethren, and let us destroy the invaders!"
*The carp writhes in pain* x600
*The carp has metamorphosed into a Giant Carp* x600
*The Neo-Carp charges*
*The Giant Carp charges* x600

[Flintus10]

*Flint fiddles around blinded and looking for his arms which were slashed off completely by Jetman*
*After giving up flint bites whatever it is he was near in the torso*
*Flints teeth break on the small remaining piece of wall*

[Strife26]

((through the chaff?))

Strife fires the M15 at Giant Carp.
The Gaint Carp's left gill is pierced!
The Giant Carp looks sick!
The Giant Carp givesin to pain.

The Giant Carp realizes that it lacks legs! x 599
The Giant Carp attempt to flop towards Strife! x 599
The Giant Carp uses splash, but nothing happens!x500
The Giant Carp  gets closer to Strife!x90
The Giant Carp bumps into another Giant Carp x 5
Giant Carp cancels Attack, thirsty x3
The Giant carp cancels Attack: Job item misplaced.


Strife fires the M15 at the Neo-Carp!
It misses!
The neo-carp colides with Strife!
The antaganists tumble in a whirl of trnchcoat and scale!
Strife draws the ☼Bowie Knife☼ with his right hand.
The neo-carp knocks the M15 out of Strife's left hand!

The M15 smacks against the ground hard!
The double action prevents it from firing!

[WorkerDrone]

*A booming voice sounds off.*

"Geez. This isn't turning out the way I thought it would. HEY! Yeah! YOU! The one with the gills! Just bite him already! Hey Armok, do you have any popcorn? And what REALLY happened to the other sock?"

[neo1096]

((You realize that the arena is filled with water right? Also yes, through the chaff, which doesn't block sonar very well... and wouldn't go into the water in the arena, floating on top of it instead.))
*The water in the arena rises to 10 feet*
*The Giant Carp disperse to toy with the invaders*
*The Giant Carp charges Zako* x 200
*The Giant Carp charges Duke and the Orks* x 200
*The Giant Carp charges Jetman* x199
*The Giant Carp remains unconscious*
*The Trident Negulzak glows orange*

*The Neo-Carp strikes the Strife in the left wrist with the Negulzak*
*It is wreathed in hellish burning flames*

[Strife26]

Thw Strife wonders how flames can exist in water.
The Strife fights through the pain.
Strife stabs teh Neo-Carp in the head with the Knife.
It goes in to the hilt!!

EDIT: Forgot a space.

[neo1096]

((I'm stopping controlling the other carp now, I made my army so now they shall murder and maim as they want.))
*The Knife is Consumed by the Neo-Carp!*
*The Neo-Carp's Teeth become steel*
*The Neo-Carp bites the Strife in the neck*
*It latches on very firmly*

[WorkerDrone]

"Oi! The Carp typed hellish flames, ya git! Obviously that means the flames bypass most laws of reality as we know it! I mean, its a giant Carp-Man-Neo. Stop using logic in a place where it doesn't exist!"

The annoying voice is tuned out by The Strife!