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WorkerDrone

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #30 on: December 05, 2008, 05:32:50 am »
*WorkerDrone throws the sock at the Neo-Carp-Giant-Mutant.*

"...SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE."

Neo-Carp has been nuke'd!
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neo1096

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #31 on: December 05, 2008, 05:35:22 am »
The Carp thrashes about easily dodging its assailants and the sock, and hurling Zako and Flintus into the walls at mach 5.
*The Sock is nullified by Neo-Carp's Power of DOOM*
*Neo-Carp has grown Horns*
*Neo-Carp's Body becomes immune to chaos energy, returning its lower half to a normal shape*
*Neo-Carp charges WorkerDrone at Mach 7*
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Quote from: peregarrett on December 14, 2011, 03:31:31 pm
What again? Iron scepter - Lovehealing? Oh, I almost shed a tear... Put it in your ass, I'm talking about importans artistic defences!!! You see, yaks and bridge... Stop polishing that scepter! You're disgusting me!"

WorkerDrone

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #32 on: December 05, 2008, 05:42:41 am »
*The charge slows down at mere inchs from WorkerDrone.*

Hello, Earth to Neo. I got an extreme case of DIS to. It ain't gonna be that easy.

*Side steps, allowing Neo to crash into a wall at Mach 7.*

Boosh.
« Last Edit: December 05, 2008, 05:45:36 am by WorkerDrone »
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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #33 on: December 05, 2008, 05:45:48 am »
*Flint watches the impact cause him arm to fall off*

*With an insane smile Flint picks up his arm and restarts his assualt on the Neocarp*

*The shot is blocked*
« Last Edit: December 05, 2008, 05:58:54 am by Flintus10 »
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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #34 on: December 05, 2008, 05:56:27 am »
*Zako's boots absorb the impact and transfer it into a jump of epic proportions, hurling him back away from the wall right into WorkerDrone!*

Smash!!!!
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WorkerDrone

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #35 on: December 05, 2008, 05:59:25 am »
Yrk! Get of'a me you sodding!

*WorkerDrone pushes Zako away, into Flint, Flint into Neo.*

Thats it. This is boring.

*Teleports out of THE PIT*

(No really, I'm done. Seriously. I mean it. For now.)
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Flintus10

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #36 on: December 05, 2008, 06:09:04 am »
*Flint bets Zako 100  264platinum coins (with an image of a dwarf and a cup one one side and moons on the other) that he couldn't fit his whole head inside the carps mouth.*
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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #37 on: December 05, 2008, 08:12:26 am »
(Wouldn't the antimatter sock only blow up if paired with a matching sock?)
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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #38 on: December 05, 2008, 11:03:27 am »
Nilocy jumps into the pit. He is weilding a chaingun. He starts to mow down everyone.
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Aqizzar

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2008, 12:38:53 pm »
*Aqizzar realizes he's been beaten to a pulp in his mental absence and begins writhing in pain.*

Wait... I know what to do!

*Aqizzar spits horrendously damaging globs of blood, Shadow Warrior Deathmatch style.*
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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #40 on: December 05, 2008, 01:44:37 pm »

 Well damn, this ain't the bank. Sorry folks, damn internet fed me the wrong directions again. I'll be on my way now-

 Is that a giant carp? Well now, looks like the situation has changed. BOYS! GIT OUTTA 'ERE!

 Then a dozen 30's gangsters with tommy guns exit the car that looks too small to hold them all. They all open fire in a glorious blaze of awesome.
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Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #41 on: December 05, 2008, 02:02:56 pm »
The Aqizzar drops the PTTG.
PTTG looks confused!
"Wait, aren't you Sparta?"
PTTG Hurries production of 10 Trained Drop Gatling Laser Rovers!
The spinning -Gatling Laser Beams- strike the gangster in the first finger, left hand!
It explodes into gore!
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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #42 on: December 05, 2008, 03:31:30 pm »

 An Orc in 30's gangster clothing walks out of the car. From his coat he takes out a ridiculous amount of automatic guns.

 Alright Oki'sh! Do yer werk!

 Oki'sh: MORE DAKKA!

 And all hell breaks loose.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on October 13, 2010, 04:19:47 am
Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
Quote from: Jim Groovester on August 08, 2010, 08:18:09 pm
I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #43 on: December 05, 2008, 05:30:05 pm »
I pump the orc's full of sniper chaingun rounds. Reducing them to green slime. It doesn't take long for me to burst into tears, and releasing my psychic pooowwaarrsss! Everyone now has -10 Willpower and Charisma.
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neo1096

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #44 on: December 05, 2008, 06:47:16 pm »
*Neo-Carp eats the green slime*
*Neo-Carp writhes in pain*
*Neo-Carp has grown legs, arms and appendages and shrunk*
*Neo-Carp metamorphoses into a Carpman*
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Quote from: peregarrett on December 14, 2011, 03:31:31 pm
What again? Iron scepter - Lovehealing? Oh, I almost shed a tear... Put it in your ass, I'm talking about importans artistic defences!!! You see, yaks and bridge... Stop polishing that scepter! You're disgusting me!"
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