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[JoshuaFH]

Welcome to the Pit, forumgoers! The pit is where fights to the death take place, only those wishing to be known as the best should care to jump in!

There is only one rule in the pit:

THEIR ARE NO RULES!

jump in and prove your mettle!

*ChaoticJosh has jumped into the pit and awaits challengers*

[PTTG??]

*PTTG throws the lever, releasing carp-infested water into THE PIT.*

[JoshuaFH]

*ChaoticJosh Leaps out of the pit, with carp viciously biting at his body. He wrenches two of the aquatic fiends from his flesh and flings them towards PTTG??*

[PTTG??]

*PTTG mods his raws to be at piece with nature. He belittles ChaoticJosh for harming the carp!*

[WorkerDrone]

*WorkerDrone points his thumb down* "Dispatch that tree hugger ChaoticJosh!"

*WorkerDrone sits back waving a foam finger and drinks from a massive cup filled with soda, with THE PIT in bold letters printed on it.*

"Woo! This is more 'fun' then a cave filled with thirty GCS and a Lone adventurer armed with a sock!"

OOC:

By fun, I of course mean http://www.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Fun

Fun.

[JoshuaFH]

*ChaoticJosh tackles PTTG?? and attempts to gouge his eyes out, wrestler style*

[Aqizzar]

"You call that brawling?  I paid better for this!"
Aqizzar, Hooligan throws the Battery at ChaoticJosh!
The spinning Battery strikes ChaoticJosh in the head!

"Bollocks to you sodds, I'll get my own row going!"
Aqizzar, Hooligan is throwing a tantrum!
Aqizzar, Hooligan throws the Refreshment at Workerdrone!
The spinning Refreshment strikes Workerdrone in the torso!

[Cthulhu]

*Muffles immediately shoots himself in the head and has his consciousness transferred to a Dreadnought, and charges into the arena*

DIE! DIE! DIE!

[JoshuaFH]

*Is thrown off of PTTG?? by the force of the battery*

"UGH! You didn't pay CRAP Aqizzar!"

*Picks up PTTG?? and hurls him at Aqizzar!*
*The Spinning PTTG?? strkes Aqizzar in the upper right leg!*

"Take that you big-chinned hooligan! Good thing Cthulhu is a Giant ship and can't move or else i'd be afraid!"

[Cthulhu]

Not that Dreadnought, sillybilly.  This Dreadnought.

[sonerohi]

*Sone cuts the fuel lines for the Dreadnought's flame-throwers, using a pair of titanium hedge clippers*

[neo1096]

*A carp has been possesed by Neo1096*
*Neo1096, Carp has gone berserk*

[Cthulhu]

*Muffles grabs Sonerohi, spins him upside down, and slams him headfirst into the ground*

[Aqizzar]

It is broken!
"Ahg!  So that's how it's going to be, eh?  I challenge you to-"

PTTG?? DUEL!

Aqizzar picks up the PTTG??
Aqizzar leaps from the stands into the Pit.
Aqizzar strikes chaoticjosh in the lower left arm with the PTTG??!

[Duke 2.0]

 Suddenly, a car breaks through a nearby wall.

 Duke: Alright, this is a stick up! Now hand me all yo- Wait a second...
 ...
 Damnit, is this the Bank?