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Iapetus

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Eew, gross (just checked what a dwarf was actually wearing)
« on: December 03, 2008, 05:12:27 pm »

Kogan Koganlolum, Wrestler
"Kogan Boatwoods"

(Pig tail trousers), Lower body
(Pig tail dress), Upper body
(Pig tail robe), Upper body
(jaguar leather cap), Head
(giant mole leather left glove), Left hand
(giant mole leather right glove), Right hand
(pig tail sock), Left foot
(pig tail sock), Right foot
(Iron shield), Right hand
shad bone helm, Head
-horse leather low boot-, Left foot
=<<+groundhog leather high boot+>>=, Right foot
-char boan left gauntlet-, Left hand
turtle bone greaves, Lower body
<<rhesus macaque leather armour>>, upper body
+groundhog bone right gauntlet+, Right hand
cow leather quiver, Upper body
Ashen crossbow, Left hand
vomit splatter (head)
blood covering (head)
vomit splatter (right eye)
vomit splatter (left eye)
blood smear (left eye)
vomit splatter (nose)
blood covering (nose)
blood splatter (right eye)
blood splatter (right ear)
blood splatter (mouth)

Oh, and just to make things worse, this is what her right boot looks like:


=<<+groundhog leather high boot+>>=, Right foot

This is a finely-crafted groundhog leather high boot.  It is decorated with well-crafted dog bone and encircled with bands of rhesus macaque bone, exceptionally worked goblin bone and well-crafted salmon bone.  This object menaces with spikes of finely-crafted turtle bone and finely-crafted horse bone.

(Oh, and it is covered in blood as well).
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Engraved on the floor is a well-designed image of a kobold and a carp.  The kobold is making a plaintive gesture.  The carp is laughing.

Christes

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Re: Eew, gross (just checked what a dwarf was actually wearing)
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2008, 05:14:58 pm »

Yeah, they all pretty much end up like that after long enough.

Wait even longer and their clothes all rot off.
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Re: Eew, gross (just checked what a dwarf was actually wearing)
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2008, 04:47:26 am »

Wait even longer and their clothes all rot off.
... And they will still wear them under the new, shiny and clean same type of cloth...

I can't wait for the diseases to be implemented :)
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Re: Eew, gross (just checked what a dwarf was actually wearing)
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2008, 08:17:41 am »

There is a good reason that I never manufacture new clothes.

The dwarves will just throw their old ones off in the hallways and put on new ones, which will proceed to rot away like their old ones. It's best to let the original clothes dissolve away into nothing and leave the little blighters running about nude as a hippy child.

My champions are all wearing nothing except their platemail. I feel sorry for them at times, I imagine the joints of that armor can give a fairly good pinch.
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JoshuaFH

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Re: Eew, gross (just checked what a dwarf was actually wearing)
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2008, 08:49:06 am »

There is a good reason that I never manufacture new clothes.

The dwarves will just throw their old ones off in the hallways and put on new ones, which will proceed to rot away like their old ones. It's best to let the original clothes dissolve away into nothing and leave the little blighters running about nude as a hippy child.

My champions are all wearing nothing except their platemail. I feel sorry for them at times, I imagine the joints of that armor can give a fairly good pinch.

i actually go out of my way to make new clothes for my dwarves every couple years. why? because i feel bad for them AND I feel that it's sort of a responsibility of mine seeing as my fort is usually the nexus of wealth in the world.
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Pilsu

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Re: Eew, gross (just checked what a dwarf was actually wearing)
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2008, 10:54:09 am »

Toady really needs to make them abandon their old clothes or make the player be able to do something about them. Getting your workshop cluttered with them is frustrating. Even worse if they drop it in the stockpile, can't even set it on fire with Tweak
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Hamster Man

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Re: Eew, gross (just checked what a dwarf was actually wearing)
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2008, 01:27:09 pm »

I agree - it would be nice if they actually stored their clothes more often, like they're supposed to. The nobles do it sometimes but I rarely see any other dwarves (especially military) do it.
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So there's that, as well. It looks like the only chronic problems that water can't cure are nausea and cave spider bites.
Which, coincidentally enough, can be cured by magma.

Plank of Wood

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Re: Eew, gross (just checked what a dwarf was actually wearing)
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2008, 04:46:45 pm »

I agree - it would be nice if they actually stored their clothes more often, like they're supposed to. The nobles do it sometimes but I rarely see any other dwarves (especially military) do it.
I can't see why dwarves wouldn't wear five layers of cloaks and socks, theres very little central heating and water moisture in the air cools down quickly and makes it very cold.

Unless, of course, you've constructed a magma central heating device. It takes an exeptionaly dwarfy engineer to make every hallway release magma mist to keep everyone warm and keep a 4/7 constant layer of water to put out the fires.
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Re: Eew, gross (just checked what a dwarf was actually wearing)
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2008, 05:26:46 pm »

well if you are sick of your dwarves being dirty just make a dawrf washing machine... ill leave it up to you to build it
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Does anyone else smell smoke?
no?
ok I'm going to go chill in the alcohol stockpile.

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Re: Eew, gross (just checked what a dwarf was actually wearing)
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2008, 05:32:53 pm »

I agree - it would be nice if they actually stored their clothes more often, like they're supposed to. The nobles do it sometimes but I rarely see any other dwarves (especially military) do it.

I usually remember my wrestlers putting away their cloths when I gave them a cabinent, or when another dwarf ripped off their +large rat leather trousers+
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"OH NO! That carp is gulping at me menacingly, even though it cannot really threaten me from here on land!  I KNOW! I'll dodge into the water, where I'll be safe!"

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Re: Eew, gross (just checked what a dwarf was actually wearing)
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2008, 05:40:08 pm »

I don't make clothing for two reasons:

1. I can't really be bothered producing cloth, which limits what i can make.

2. I can't be bothered dealing with making 130 full sets of clothing when each set needs 9 seperate parts to it.
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Re: Eew, gross (just checked what a dwarf was actually wearing)
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2008, 06:03:38 pm »

Making clothes for naked dwarves is also not worth it as they choose their clothes haphazardly and won't put on a full set. They'll wind up having no shirt but three socks on one foot even if you have a wide selection of clothes for their whole body.
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Re: Eew, gross (just checked what a dwarf was actually wearing)
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2008, 06:25:51 pm »

I don't make clothing for two reasons:

1. I can't really be bothered producing cloth, which limits what i can make.

2. I can't be bothered dealing with making 130 full sets of clothing when each set needs 9 seperate parts to it.

The manager should make 2. much easier. Will be a while before I get clothing up in the current fort, however as there's been an ambush every season ever since the first elven caravan (Currently late autumn of year two).
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Re: Eew, gross (just checked what a dwarf was actually wearing)
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2008, 07:13:06 pm »

Dwarf fortress needs uniforms, you should just be able to make cloths in sets or something...
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Re: Eew, gross (just checked what a dwarf was actually wearing)
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2008, 06:50:22 am »

You know what would be awesome, then? Make a single lever which, by throwing it, seals off floodgates sealing every single room in the fortress of value, and engages power to a series of pumps which flush the hallways out with magma and drain it into a chasm (or outside to "evaporate" away).

The rooms would still stay cluttered, of course, but you'd keep your hallways clean, sterile, and heated.

If anyone is in the halls when the lever is pulled, well... they didn't pay attention to the drills.
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