Right after I get a new dwarf...Yep i can see it now. Death by kanet being outside, and the titan kicks a goblin into him, which sends them both off a nearby cliff, into water somehow, where a carp leaps up to grab them both, and knocks all three onto dry land, where a group of macaques starts mauling Kanet, the goblin, and the fish, then in an effort to defeat the remaining goblins and titan, you flood the field with magma to kill them, and cover, the titan, the goblins, the macaques, the goblin, the carp, and Kanet in melted rock which hardens into obsidian, and is then broken by a herd of elephants coming and trampling the area, carrying the obsidian forms of the macaques, the goblin, Kanet, and the carp, and the titan (who was in the way of the gates) back into the fortress as the other dwarfs come out to celebrate and gather stuff, running amok and harming no one else, they make their way all the way down into the mines, where a miner breaks into some HFS, and instead of being released, the demons are pushed back by the elephant herd, with the macaques, the goblin, Kanet, the carp, and the titan being used as a battering ram, and as the last elephant disappears into the hellish underworld to do battle with the fiery ones and maul kanet while he suffers an eternity of melting and burning and macaques, and demons, and carp, and a titan, and a goblin, and no alcohol, the lucky miner steps back and walls up the hole with a warning written on it, and wanders off to get a drink.
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