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[thunderclan]

Thanks! Hopefully I'll manage to keep it that way.

(A decent feat when you consider the fact that I'm largely making this story up as I go.)

[thunderclan]

Also, we are now officially over 200 Dwarves and yet we're still just a City with a Countess. Something seems wrong about that...

[thunderclan]

I've begun taking steps to save Flamebanner from its worst enemy (FPS):

1: Killing off all animals that aren't pets including war animals. Might do the pets later if I have to.

2: Dumping lots of junk into the magma (Goblin remains, useless iron armor, extra stone). Though this has led to a pair of burning pieces of Lignite smokng up the melting pit. Hoping they will eventually go out...

3: Other things I haven't thought of yet or simply don't like the idea of yet. Such as killing a number of Dwarves...Could be interesting though...

[thunderclan]

Strange that it only gets that detailed after it starts to melt. At least I have a good way to get rid of goblin armor now (I mean besides melting it down and adding to the clutter of iron bars)

[Dermonster]

That's a winning combination right there.

[Argonnek]

Bloody vomitous and bloody. Nice.

[Ze Spy]

So , the guy that ran into Doldinn was the Traitor?

Now that's some Molten iron , Throw it into more blood

Oh wait , it was getting melted , nevermind

[thunderclan]

Yep! Perfect cover, act like you're saving the guy while you're really poisoning him so the invaders can kill him.

I believe the real question though is was it THE Traitor or just A Traitor?

[Ze Spy]

5 bucks says it was A traitor

If it was , then Next thing Everybody knows , we'll have dwarves running into goblins to poison the-

Wait , what

[thunderclan]

Ah! Our friends the Undead have returned with a Spearmaster and 2 Hammer Lords. So nice that they send their best troops to be slaughtered at our hands

(Plus its a nice break from watching the Dwarves haul stuff.)

[thunderclan]

That was...impressive. Most of the squad didn't show so the 3 squads of invaders and a few stragglers from the 4th were slaughtered by a single dwarf!

A single Dwarf who now has 84 kills, 50 or so of which were earned just now! He's taken Wok's place on the old kill list and is now close to breaking the record of 97 kills held by Sir Nil

Let's have a round of applause for Derek Hellbringer, Decapitator of Undead. Singlehandedly broke a siege.

(Tharnas was supposed to be with him but he only showed up as Derek was beating the last Wrestler to death.)


I'd call this a good way to begin Year 22 

[Dermonster]

Hell yes.

[thunderclan]

And they're back again with another 4 squads. I'm kinda tempted to send Derek out again and try to make a record for most squads slaughtered by a single soldier, but I think the greener soldiers need the training more.

Out of battle the only thing going on is the melting of stone, it seems that was the thing slowing the world down as I've seen a slowly growing increase in speed (even with 220+ Dwarves). Once all the extra is melted I might actually have a playable fortress again.

[thunderclan]

OK, this one is going to take some work to write after I sort out my notes. Apparently I need to have the smiths make some better gauntlets as several deaths came from hands getting mangled. Also from weapons getting stuck in things.

One Dwarf actually lost all the fingers off his left hand but not the hand! By getting hit with a hammer! I am continually surprised by this place...

The count so far is 14 dead, 1 injured and 1 dead, 1 injured

[thunderclan]

I've lost count now, all I know is that Dwarves keep tantruming, then it seems like things are calming down before someone snaps or goes melancholy and sets off a fresh wave! I've got the place on permanent party mode (made a statue garden so they could throw parties) but they keep dying and killing each other.

The worst death so far was Sarek. Another of the original 7 who fell in a fistfight with Legolord.

EDIT: And now some of the less experienced Warriors are tantruming. I just hope it doesn't reach the others. If Derek, Kanet, Sable or Argonnek start a fistfight or worse, go berserk, Flamebanner may fall.