What, already? Oh well, I just got it written down, I was going to post right at midnight here. Since that plan has been ruined by you crazy non-Americans with your crazy non-American times, I'll just post it now.
Turn 15. Happy new year!
I am crowned Holy Cardinal of The Mighty and Valorous Church of Euphorbiaceae. As his favorite soul within a roughly 1000 mile radius, I am now better than ALL OF YOU
| Inaulct begins breaking every bone in the goblin’s body. He does it masterfully, breaking many bones twice. Euphorbiacaea is pleased by the mangling, and a fancy crown of bones appears on Incult’s head. “YOU HAVE PLEASED ME. YOU SHALL NOW BE A SPIRITUAL LEADER. GO FORTH, AND SPREAD WORD OF MY TEACHINGS.”
I eat the brain of the dwarf, thus gaining all his skills.
| Armok continues yelling at the dwarf, who appears to be completely zoned out. Sensing his chance, Armok hits the dwarf
just right, and the brain somehow pops out. Armok eats it, gaining +1 to hit with axes, and +1 to animal training. He suddenly feels thirsty (must drink booze every 5 turns or risk getting a sobriety penalty.)
Aqizzar angry!
| Aqizzar grabs the fluffy wambler and throws it to the ground. While it is dazed, he performs a hadouken, killing it instantly. Aqizzar can now perform hadoukens as desired, and has regained the use of his arm. He is still bleeding heavily.
free 9 action? i become one with my scorpion, becoming a giant scorpion man.
| Andrea suddenly feels strange, and blacks out. When he awakens a few moments later, he is a scorpion man. His lung is cured as well.
I help inaluct by holding down the goblin and poking him in the eyes!!!
| DF Newb looks at the goblin, which is still writhing on the ground in agony. Every movement it makes causes even more pain, forcing it to move more. DF Newb thinks very hard about blinding it, and its eyes turn to ash. DF Newb can now turn any creature’s eyes to ash with merely a look.
A free action with a free perfect success? I'm going into a fell mood and making an artifact.
| Frelock hears a bit of yelling, and an unhappy looking dwarf walks out of the northernmost door holding a plate. On the plate is something that must have once been a masterfully made meal, before it was thrown to the ground. The dwarf mumbles something about wishing he was dead. Frelock suddenly feels strange, and blacks out. When he reawakens, he is holding a set of expensive looking leather armor, a bone short sword that feels light and perfectly balanced, a bone kite shield that seems to blend with the stone wall behind it, and a bone mini-crossbow that fits into a hidden pocket on the armor, and can be fired without revealing itself.
I search the corridors for artifacts.
| Sean leans on the wall, and a secret compartment appears. Inside, he finds a bottle of perfume labled “snake annihilator,” a small leather sack of: gems that look ancient, with some coins with a date that’s over 1000 years ago, and a small shiny key. He looks up, and sees a room filled with plants to his north.
Status:
Everybody: Wearing emerald green Rope Reed clothes.
Andrea:
Scorpion man. Stats. physically-melded with the scorpion. Inventory: a hammer, a dagger, a goblin tallow roast, and
a silver +tiara+ embedded with a Star Sapphire, riding a tame young giant scorpion. Wounds: unharmed.
Aqizzar:
Dwarf.Stats. Able to perform a hadouken. Inventory: a dagger. Wounds:
sprained wrist., heavy bleeding.
Armok: Elf.
Stats.Inventory: A wooden longbow bow + quiver with 20 wooden arrows, a pair of bone gauntlets, a wooden buckler, an aluminum toy boat, a (human)leather pouch with three small cut gems: an onyx, a zircon, and a quartz crystal. The pouch also contains an amethyst figurine of a dwarf. Status:
Telepathic walrus link DF Newb: Elf.
Stats., can turn eyes into ash. Inventory:
light steel full plate, an iron harp, riding a horse.
Frelock:
Kobold.StatsInventory: Dagger, sack of lesser treasure,
This is a set of expensive looking leather armor, a bone short sword that feels light and perfectly balanced, a bone kite shield that seems to blend with the stone wall behind it, and a bone mini-crossbow that fits into a hidden pocket on the armor, and can be fired without revealing itself.
Inaulct: Elf.
Stats., Leader of The Mighty and Valorous Church of Euphorbiaceae. Inventory: a dagger, GCS figurine, wolf figurine, fancy bone crown. No socks or shoes. Wounds: Unharmed
Sean Mirrsen:
Human. Stats.Inventory: leather whip, awesome fedora,
leather armor,
buckler, lump of pyrite, hollow golden egg, snake annihilator spray, a small leather sack of: gems that look ancient with some coins with a date that’s over 1000 years ago, and a small shiny golden key.
NPCs:
Armok’s walrus looks tastey.
Captain of the Guard, Dining Hall. He is at the side of the room, dozing slightly.
Goblin wrestler, wounded (-27, pain)– The goblin prays for death.
Fluffy Wambler, unwounded – The fluffy wambler is
goneDF Newb’s Horse- It grazes on some grass that most assuredly was not there 30 seconds ago.
Rooms:
Dining Hall – Inaulct, DF Newb(mounted on horse), Aqizzar, Andrea, Captain of the Guard, two goblins, fluffy wambler – This room has stairs leading up to Down Stairway 1, a door to the west leading to Distillery, and a door to the east leading to Kitchen Hallway.
UNKNOWN Hallway- Sean Mirrsen – There is a T-Junction, but Sean cannot see any further in the dim light without getting closer.
Kennel – Armok, Armok’s Walrus, axe, various animals – A door lead east to Up stairway, and another leads west.
Expensive Hallway – Frelock – Double doors lead south into the Guardsdwarf Barracks. There are doors leading west, north, and east.
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