The legend of Skullcrusher Mountain and The Abyssal Town:
They settled at the bottom of the mountain. A red sandy area that could sustain their crops. Everyone was sharing the labor, noone was restricted in their work. It would not always be like this, but back then it was all they could do to survive. Everyone was given some modest quarters, and the dining area was quite a sight to see. They decided that after all the necessities were taken care of everyone would start exploratory digging, in hopes of finding water or magma. Water would be first and foremost in importance, but finding magma would not be a disadvantage. Indeed anything of use that could be found was reported, but after the first year they had yet to find a single drop of water. The first year had passed and alas things were looking bleak. For with no source of water, they would have no source of timber. And without timber they would soon find themselves in trouble.
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That ends the first year, for reference:
Couples:
Duke and Fireheart,
Kornash and Atelel,
Alburd and Imp
Everyone currently has most jobs enabled, as it's not productive enough of a site if there are people standing around. Mostly we need everyone mining currently. As a non-aquifer, underground watersouce will give us towercaps, a must for long term survival.
Legolord you have your choice of titles that sound mad/evil - Evil Genius, Mad Scientist, or some combination there of.
I think everyone knows where this is leading to, the Evil/mad genius/scientist will be breeding you all as henchmen. Good luck henchmen. Let's hope you aren't wearing rope reed or redroot dyed shirts!