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[Hague]

Post any of your strangest squad ideas.

Personally, I think I'm gonna try for a team of brainwashed Firefighters whom are 20 in Axe skill and ride around town in a Pick-up Truck wearing Bunker Gear covered in blood.

[beorn080]

Before it was removed, a tank, a taxi driver, a prostitute, a guard dog, a sweatshop worker, and a teenager. The family that kills together in a tank stays together.

[EuchreJack]

Start by renaming your leader "MI6".

Then, grab six expensive suits and 9MMs.

Rename six liberals as "001", "002","003","004","005", and "006".

Give them the suits and 9MMs.

Hey, it works for Bond, why not the LCS?

[The Moonlit Knight]

Hey, it works for Bond, why not the LCS?

New personal goal: use this idea; storm Intelligence HQ.

[EuchreJack]

Remember to make your slogan, "Shaken, not stirred"!

[Squeegy]

Euchre that is the best idea ever and I love you for it.

[Hague]

"What's the matter James? No snide remark? No pithy comeback?"

[Yanlin]

"Do you expect me to turn this country to elite liberal?"

"No mister Bond. I expect you to die."

[socially_inept_butterfly]

I once I had a squad of three swordsmen known as the Three Musketeers.
They died quickly, though. Sword < AR-15

[Rezan]

That's nonsense. Swords are better than the AR-15 provided you have some strength and skill on them. I have a squad which; out of pure randomness and controversy, is named "Nigga what?", that is equipped with heavy body armor and swords. All they do is raid the CCS and fend off silly police, SWAT and Soldiers. I dare say they do an utmost excellent job at it.

[socially_inept_butterfly]

That's nonsense. Swords are better than the AR-15 provided you have some strength and skill on them. I have a squad which; out of pure randomness and controversy, is named "Nigga what?", that is equipped with heavy body armor and swords. All they do is raid the CCS and fend off silly police, SWAT and Soldiers. I dare say they do an utmost excellent job at it.

They must have more experience than my two teenagers and priest, then.

[Rezan]

Well, yes, but I never undertake a mission unless my men are properly trained. Elite Liberals are the way to go for proper damage to the Conservative Machine. The Conservative Bodycount is up at 693. I doubt very much that my Liberal Freedom Fighters will be released if placed in custody. Thankfully they are skilled enough to evade capture from virtually any attacker. These guys are the ones I send in to destroy entire Conservative Lairs in a single strike.

My leader has 19 in Swords, and pretty much always either neutralizes or kills whatever he strikes at.

[Servant Corps]

How do you level up your men then? By killing the Bouncers and then fleeing?

[Earthquake Damage]

Idea:
Name your founder Batman, one recruit Robin, and only ever send those two to sites.

"I'm the goddamn Batman!"
Police Officer chickens out!

[Rezan]

@Servant Corps

Pretty much; but I make sure my Founder is well versed in all the arts of death (though the main focus is undoubtedly swords; which I have found to be very, very effective, as they require no reloading, and provided you have a high strength and agility, give you a massive amount of damage). For money I either loot corpses or sell brownies. Poor cops, they never see my Elite Liberals coming.