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varkarrus

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Tofu Golems
« on: November 30, 2008, 03:40:54 pm »
How do I make meat never rot?
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And you can't eat them, either, sadly. Even though it'd make sieges so much more fun; dwarves lining the walls, drooling and carrying sharp knives and forks, ready for the upcoming meals.

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Re: Tofu Golems
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2008, 04:16:35 pm »
Can't be done.

Like to see how this turns out, though. Elves'll still hate that you're eating tofu golem meat, though.
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Re: Tofu Golems
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2008, 04:36:22 pm »
Meat in a barrel and in a stockpile takes quite a while to rot. Also, prepared food in a stockpile + barrel seems to NEVER rot. Maybe that helps.
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Re: Tofu Golems
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2008, 04:59:53 pm »
Well, this inspired me:

Code: [Select]
[MATGLOSS_PLANT:BEAN_SOY]
[TILE:232][COLOR:6:0:0]
[NAME:soybeans][NAME_PLURAL:soybeans]
[VALUE:2]
[DRINK:soy beer:6:0:0]
[DRINKVALUE:1]
[MILL:soy flour:6:0:0]
[MILL_VALUE:14]
[COOKABLE_WHEN_MILLED]
[EXTRACT:tofu:7:0:1]
[EXTRACTVALUE:6]
[EXTRACT_BARREL]
[EXTRACT_COOKABLE]
[SEED:6:0:0]
[SPRING][SUMMER]
[FREQUENCY:100]
[CLUSTERSIZE:5]
[EDIBLE_VERMIN]
[EDIBLE_WHENCOOKED]
[PREFSTRING:blandness]
[WET][BIOME:NOT_FREEZING]

Preferably the extract would be soy milk, but only animal milk can be turned into cheese.  Anyway, you *should* be able to make your tofu golem turn into a big puddle of soggy tofu via itemcorpse.
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Re: Tofu Golems
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2008, 08:56:05 pm »
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[CREATURE:GOLEM_TOFU]
[NAME:Tofu golem:tofu golems:tofu golem]
[TILE:'T'][COLOR:7:0:1]
[MODVALUE:0]
[LARGE_ROAMING][FREQUENCY:5]
[FIREIMMUNE][MEGABEAST][MAGMA_VISION]
[POPULATION_NUMBER:5:10]
[CLUSTER_NUMBER:1:2]
[LARGE_PREDATOR][SAVAGE]
[GENPOWER:2]
[GRASSTRAMPLE:5]
[PREFSTRING:engenering prowess]
[BODY:HUMANOID:2EYES:MOUTH]
[NOSKULL][NOBONES]
[SIZE:14]
[MAXAGE:1000:2000]
[ATTACK:MAIN:BYTYPE:GRASP:smash:smashes:2:12:BLUDGEON][ATTACKFLAG_WITH]
[CHILD:10]
[ALL_ACTIVE]
[ALL_MAIN]
[HOMEOTHERM:10067]
[LAYERING:100]
[SPEED:1500]
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Re: Tofu Golems
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2008, 10:10:19 pm »
Creatures like this are why I can't wait for the next release.
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Re: Tofu Golems
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2008, 10:53:47 am »
Dont forget to make it have spider (White) blood!
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Re: Tofu Golems
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2008, 11:43:51 am »
SIZE:14
2:12:BLUDGEON

You, sir, are a killer. With such damage it will rip dragons apart.
I'd say something like 2:5 bludgeon should be huge enough to kill a dwarf easily.

For comparison, spirits of fire while being of size 12 have 3:6 damage.
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