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Author Topic: Goblin Wrestler has given birth to a girl.  (Read 8795 times)

Astus Ater

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Re: Goblin Wrestler has given birth to a girl.
« Reply #60 on: December 03, 2008, 03:35:07 pm »
Quote from: Suds Zimmerman on December 03, 2008, 05:54:17 am
That talk can wait until you're older.

God damn it, I'm never looking at another thread with "goblin" in the title.
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Re: Goblin Wrestler has given birth to a girl.
« Reply #61 on: December 03, 2008, 03:37:59 pm »
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Re: Goblin Wrestler has given birth to a girl.
« Reply #62 on: December 04, 2008, 01:47:10 pm »
Quote from: Astus Ater on December 02, 2008, 04:02:05 pm
Quote from: kurisukun on December 02, 2008, 03:54:02 pm
"This machine will create carp babies.  And then immediately murder them all!!!!!"

AKA: The most badass dwarven invention ever.

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Quote from: Grendus on November 17, 2009, 10:46:48 am
Quote from: Shrike on November 16, 2009, 07:53:59 pm
So there's that, as well. It looks like the only chronic problems that water can't cure are nausea and cave spider bites.
Which, coincidentally enough, can be cured by magma.

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Re: Goblin Wrestler has given birth to a girl.
« Reply #63 on: December 04, 2008, 04:08:43 pm »
Awesome now i have enough goals to contruct a laboratory.

1-Automated Obsidian factory.

2-Experiments with dwarven atom smasher/catapult drawbridge.

3-Goblin breeding.

4-Experiments with perpetual motion pumping systems.

5-????

6-PROFIT
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Re: Goblin Wrestler has given birth to a girl.
« Reply #64 on: December 04, 2008, 04:39:19 pm »
Quote from: Dakk on December 04, 2008, 04:08:43 pm
Awesome now i have enough goals to contruct a laboratory.

1-Automated Obsidian factory.

2-Experiments with dwarven atom smasher/catapult drawbridge.

3-Goblin breeding.

4-Experiments with perpetual motion pumping systems.

5-????

6-PROFIT

You forgot war carp & mermaid farming.
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Fist_Of_Armok

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Re: Goblin Wrestler has given birth to a girl.
« Reply #65 on: January 03, 2009, 08:52:00 pm »
Now I have to go back to Thobtishak, my favorite fortress, and see if the gobbos that survived my traps will breed.

Hmm...

Also, I need to know: what's the best melee weapons for my dorfs to have, and should I make iron chain mail or steel? Does backing it up with leather help any?
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Re: Goblin Wrestler has given birth to a girl.
« Reply #66 on: January 03, 2009, 09:43:01 pm »
Steel's better if you have enough of it, and yeah, if you can get them to layer chain with leather, it'll help.
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Re: Goblin Wrestler has given birth to a girl.
« Reply #67 on: January 03, 2009, 09:47:54 pm »
Kay; I have two nicely-sized magnetite clusters that my Furnace Operators have been chain-smelting, so I suppose now all I need to do is make some of my coal into coke and make some steel.

I got both my Legendary Champions and my Elite Marksdwarf murdered by Bowgoblins. This makes me sad.
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Re: Goblin Wrestler has given birth to a girl.
« Reply #68 on: January 06, 2009, 03:30:03 am »
Quote from: chaoticjosh on November 30, 2008, 06:57:48 pm
Quote from: MMad on November 30, 2008, 06:51:09 pm
Heh. This does raise a few interesting ethical questions.

Ethics? what are those?
They're squishy things that generally shrivel up and die in close proximity to dworfs
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