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Author Topic: Dwarf Fortress RPG Book Contest Number One: ABCs for Barbarians  (Read 2961 times)

Asehujiko

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Re: Dwarf Fortress RPG Book Contest Number One: ABCs for Barbarians
« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2008, 10:32:40 am »

I'd say that we need to ditch Jaguar in favor of "Jreengus, which occured"
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McWaffle

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Re: Dwarf Fortress RPG Book Contest Number One: ABCs for Barbarians
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2008, 03:55:42 am »

A is for Armok, blood god on high
B is for Beer, drink it or die
C is for Caravans, an important lifeline
D is for Dwarves, lords of the mine
E is for Elves, known for their weakness
F is for Forges, heart of the Fortress
G is for Goblin, Foe at the gate
H is for Hammerer, justice incarnate
I is for Ironblood, a hero whiskered
J is for Jreengus, which indeed occurred
K is for Kobold, sneaking thief vermin
L is for Losing, always great fun
M is for Magma, friend to the smith
N is for Nobles, best thrown in the pits
O is for Ogres, found in evil biomes
P is for Pixies, in much fairer zones
Q is for Quern, an artifact wasted
R is for Rum, the greatest e'er tasted
S is for Sieges, bringers of war
T is for Traps, killing goblins galore
U is for Urist, a name for the stout
V is for Vermin, when crops have run out
W is for Wagons, pulled by large beasts
X is for Axes, for the felling of trees
Y is for Yetis, arctic snow freaks
Z is for ZZZZZ, McWaffle cancels alphabet: asleep   
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