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JoshuaFH

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ABC's of Dwarf Fortress
« on: November 25, 2008, 03:53:45 pm »
Just like the title says, everyone adds one. i start:

A is for Adamantine!
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Re: ABC's of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2008, 04:39:47 pm »
B is for BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!


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Re: ABC's of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2008, 04:44:46 pm »

 C is for Cat. They will ruin you.

 They also make excellent roasts.
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Re: ABC's of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2008, 04:45:47 pm »
d is for dwarf
why do you think its called Dwarf fortress?
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A creature the size of europe can occupy only one tile.

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Re: ABC's of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2008, 04:47:12 pm »
E is for elephant

Trampling dwarves into the dirt
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Re: ABC's of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2008, 04:52:03 pm »
F is for the cry you make when you notice your grand water system has no where to empty to.  After the pulling the level, which is itself now underwater.
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Re: ABC's of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2008, 04:52:55 pm »
G is for giant cave spiders, most terrifying of all
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Re: ABC's of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2008, 04:58:23 pm »
H is for Hammers, a tool for harvesting iron from goblins.
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Re: ABC's of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2008, 05:03:11 pm »
I is for Incinerate, which is what will happen to your nobles when they demand 34 crystal glass beds.
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Re: ABC's of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2008, 05:11:22 pm »
J is for Jasper, the only gemstone I seem to run into these days!
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Re: ABC's of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2008, 05:48:54 pm »
K is for kitten.  They too will ruin you.

They also make excellent mittens.
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Re: ABC's of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2008, 05:53:33 pm »
L is for Limonite, because goblins don't already bring enough damn iron anyways.
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Re: ABC's of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2008, 06:14:17 pm »
M is for Magma.   More Magma makes me mirthful.
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Re: ABC's of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2008, 06:19:17 pm »
N is for nobles, worried about the export of weapon racks.
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Re: ABC's of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2008, 06:22:18 pm »
O is for Obsidian and all the awesome it contains.
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