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[PTTG??]

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Bay 12's Dwarf Fortress;
We Dig what we must
because we Can,
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who aren't Dwarves.
And there no sense drowning
in every carp lake.
You just keep on building
till you run out of Dwarves.
And the Fey-Mood gets done.
And you make a neat thong.
For the Dwarves who are in
a Fortress!.

I'm not even a noble.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you locked my door
And drowned me.
And sawed me to pieces.
And threw every piece into some magma.
As they burned I was estatic
because I visited a dining room!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful beard.
And we're out of the workshop.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm a DWaRF that got killed.
Just like hundreds of others
for the Dwarves who are in
a Fortress!

Go ahead and draft me.
I think i prefer to stay underground.
maybe you'll find someone else
less cave-adapted.
maybe the the Mayor...
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this +Elf tallow roast+ is great.
It's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking when theres digging to do
when i go out there
it makes me vomit in the sun.
i've production lines to run
there is steel to be smelted
for the Dwarves who are in
a Fortress!

and believe me I am in a Fortress!
I'm Mining and I'm in a Fortress!
i feel estatic and I'm in a Fortress!
while I'm dying I'll be in a Fortress!
and when I'm dead i will be in a Fortress!
a Fortress!
a Fortress.

[Duke 2.0]

 And here I was thinking you modded in an adventurer fortress with enoguh deathtraps to make GLaDOS blush.
 I know she is a robot.
 She will blush.

[Yanlin]

The +Elf tallow roast+ is a lie!

[cganya]

Even though you locked my door
And drowned me.
And sawed me to pieces.
And threw every piece into some magma.
As they burned I was estatic
because I visited a dining room!

you just made my day XD

[LegoLord]

The +Elf tallow roast+ is a lie!

ARRRRRGH! Overused Portal reference!

So the original post was a rap song?  I didn't think a DF rap would be physically or mentally possible.
Nice job.

[JoshuaFH]

The +Elf tallow roast+ is a lie!

ARRRRRGH! Overused Portal reference!

So the original post was a rap song?  I didn't think a DF rap would be physically or mentally possible.
Nice job.

I demand that This thread be visited and revived.

[LegoLord]

Oh yeah, I saw that, I just didn't think any of the stuff on that thread really worked.

[sonerohi]

Thanks for the nod choatic and... (backhands legolord with my artifact adamantine gauntlet). Really these are always hilarious, even if they don't rhyme well (or at all).

[Jay]

The +Elf tallow roast+ is a lie!

ARRRRRGH! Overused Portal reference!

So the original post was a rap song?  I didn't think a DF rap would be physically or mentally possible.
Nice job.

What are you...?
NO!  NOT rap in the slightest!
Learn to Portal:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

[Neonivek]

I kinda like the Portal Story, but no one ever agrees with any of my theories.

For example: The Computer had a fixation with the player because according to her files she was a loner which the computer was as well. Hense why the computer chose to revive/clone her so many times.
-I am surprised this gets shot down

Second example:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The Computer Survived

-This gets shot down a lot despite the fact that the game downrights tell you this... Gamefaqs is weird

I shouldn't even NEED a spoiler tag but ohh well

[Jay]

Gamefaqs is also populated by kids with no concept of the downrights you mention.
What do you expect?

[LegoLord]

The +Elf tallow roast+ is a lie!

ARRRRRGH! Overused Portal reference!

So the original post was a rap song?  I didn't think a DF rap would be physically or mentally possible.
Nice job.

What are you...?
NO!  NOT rap in the slightest!

Erm . . . what?

[Jackrabbit]

I kinda like the Portal Story, but no one ever agrees with any of my theories.

For example: The Computer had a fixation with the player because according to her files she was a loner which the computer was as well. Hense why the computer chose to revive/clone her so many times.
-I am surprised this gets shot down

Second example:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The Computer Survived

-This gets shot down a lot despite the fact that the game downrights tell you this... Gamefaqs is weird

I shouldn't even NEED a spoiler tag but ohh well

Its funny because you are the only clone who survived, and she deleted your backup. Seems strange that that happened after what must have been many times. But then I think, "wouldn't it be boring to be the clone that dies?" yep.

EDIT: I just, without thinking, revived the rap thread. Oh Jesus. What have I done?

[Neonivek]

"Its funny because you are the only clone who survived, and she deleted your backup. Seems strange that that happened after what must have been many times. But then I think, "wouldn't it be boring to be the clone that dies?" yep"

Glados is complicated, judging by how the game wen't I think she wanted to see if you loved her or not. Of course if you did then you would have betrayed the whole reason to Glados' obsession. I written an essay on Glados' personality based off assumptions given to us by what she says.

The whole Portal game is more specifically a psychology experiement then anything else but it disguises it well.

Yeah, so... I wonder what Glados would be in Dwarf Fortress anyhow... I guess DF Glados is the Bronze Collosus!

[Jackrabbit]

Maybe. Melted her down. Made a trumpet.