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Author Topic: Bay12 Court: OH GOD PLEASE JUST JOIN  (Read 22221 times)

inaluct

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Re: Bay12 Court: OH GOD PLEASE JUST JOIN
« Reply #240 on: May 09, 2009, 12:37:25 am »

Hmm. We might need a new case.

I'm sure we can drag Org in here and accuse him of something.
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Re: Bay12 Court: OH GOD PLEASE JUST JOIN
« Reply #241 on: May 09, 2009, 12:38:55 am »

Yeeeeeeeeeeeah. Org. He's mighty guilty.

I don't know what for, but I'm sure he has a skeleton somewhere in that closet.
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« Reply #242 on: May 09, 2009, 12:39:27 am »

I ACCUSE WEBADICT OF STEALING PINEAPPLES FROM THE GROCERY STORE BY STUFFING THEM INTO A FAKE BABY!
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Re: Bay12 Court: OH GOD PLEASE JUST JOIN
« Reply #243 on: May 09, 2009, 12:42:39 am »

What about trying me for being un-American or, since I'd plead guilty to that straight away, being un-Australian?
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Re: Bay12 Court: OH GOD PLEASE JUST JOIN
« Reply #244 on: May 09, 2009, 12:43:31 am »

I ACCUSE WEBADICT OF STEALING PINEAPPLES FROM THE GROCERY STORE BY STUFFING THEM INTO A FAKE BABY!
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THE PINEAPPLES?!? IT WAS A REAL BABY!
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inaluct

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Re: Bay12 Court: OH GOD PLEASE JUST JOIN
« Reply #245 on: May 09, 2009, 12:44:00 am »

So you plead not guilty?
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Re: Bay12 Court: OH GOD PLEASE JUST JOIN
« Reply #246 on: May 09, 2009, 02:58:47 am »

I accuse the court of necromancy!
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For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
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Re: Bay12 Court: OH GOD PLEASE JUST JOIN
« Reply #247 on: May 09, 2009, 03:01:24 am »

HERESY!

The spinning Chainsword strikes Vlynndar in the head!
It flies off in a bloody arc!
Vlynndar has been struck down!


...

Uh-oh...great, now I have to clean up the mess.
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Vlynndar

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Re: Bay12 Court: OH GOD PLEASE JUST JOIN
« Reply #248 on: May 09, 2009, 04:00:20 pm »

Hnnnnnng... Shwlllllop.

Those are the sounds of my head reattaching.
Adequate compensation would be, say, an update.
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For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Watermelons are pretty important.

inaluct

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Re: Bay12 Court: OH GOD PLEASE JUST JOIN
« Reply #249 on: May 09, 2009, 04:02:42 pm »

SO YOU ARE SUING HIM FOR PAIN AND SUFFERING

Workerdrone, you better get your defense attorney (I think it's Xotes) in here fast. Vlynndar has a lot of evidence on you.
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Re: Bay12 Court: OH GOD PLEASE JUST JOIN
« Reply #250 on: May 09, 2009, 04:14:34 pm »

SO YOU ARE SUING HIM FOR PAIN AND SUFFERING

YES.
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For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Watermelons are pretty important.

mainiac

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Re: Bay12 Court: OH GOD PLEASE JUST JOIN
« Reply #251 on: May 09, 2009, 04:18:27 pm »

He's guilty!  He's guilty!  I saw it!
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Re: Bay12 Court: OH GOD PLEASE JUST JOIN
« Reply #252 on: May 09, 2009, 04:21:25 pm »

He cut off my head!

...I got better.

BURN THE WITCH.
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For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Watermelons are pretty important.

WorkerDrone

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Re: Bay12 Court: OH GOD PLEASE JUST JOIN
« Reply #253 on: May 09, 2009, 06:32:48 pm »

YOU DARE ACCUSE ME OF HERESY!?

DIE HERETIC!

WorkerDrone is restrained by his Defense Attorney.

I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!
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Re: Bay12 Court: OH GOD PLEASE JUST JOIN
« Reply #254 on: May 09, 2009, 06:37:23 pm »

*materializes from thin air above the courtroom*

*plays yakety sax*
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