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Author Topic: Bay12 Court: OH GOD PLEASE JUST JOIN  (Read 22907 times)

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Re: Bay12 Court: Seeking Witnesses
« Reply #30 on: November 25, 2008, 06:46:26 pm »

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Re: Bay12 Court: Seeking Witnesses
« Reply #31 on: November 25, 2008, 07:09:38 pm »

lol, Evidence Stockpile.
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Re: Bay12 Court: Seeking Witnesses
« Reply #32 on: November 25, 2008, 07:33:57 pm »

Mind if I take a spot in the jury?
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Re: Bay12 Court: Seeking Witnesses
« Reply #33 on: November 25, 2008, 08:10:46 pm »

qwerty, I'm not sure you said what you wanted to be. Say it again, because I'm an idiot.

Also, Servant Corps, you didn't explicitly say "I WANT TO BE ON THE JURY," so I assumed you didn't. You're on now.

Anyway, we have more than enough jurors (seriously, we have too many), but all of you guys are on. From now on, people, consider a position as an attorney.

I wish we could get Toady as a surprise witness.
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Re: Bay12 Court: Seeking Witnesses
« Reply #34 on: November 25, 2008, 08:55:52 pm »

You aren't an idiot, I just never made a choice.
Since I know so little about this, what would you suggest?
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Re: Bay12 Court: Seeking Witnesses
« Reply #35 on: November 25, 2008, 08:58:35 pm »

how come pandarsenic shadow_archmagi and neonivek the only ones that are happy?
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Re: Bay12 Court: Seeking Witnesses
« Reply #36 on: November 25, 2008, 09:01:57 pm »

Don't tell me what I can and can't be, qwerty. You aren't my mother. >:O

Anyway, I'd suggest attorney for the prosecution. You'll get to argue to condemn a possibly innocent Cthulhu.
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Re: Bay12 Court: Seeking Witnesses
« Reply #37 on: November 25, 2008, 09:03:37 pm »

You aren't an idiot, I just never made a choice.
Since I know so little about this, what would you suggest?
Who? me?
You got me wrong, I don't know the US justice system because I don't live in the US.
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Re: Bay12 Court: Seeking Witnesses
« Reply #38 on: November 25, 2008, 09:36:32 pm »

Okay, sure.
I would love to have a few minutes unwatched with the evidence stockpile first then, to plant the bodi- I mean to study it...
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Re: Bay12 Court: Seeking Witnesses
« Reply #39 on: November 25, 2008, 10:40:15 pm »

Judge! Judge! Judge! Judge! Juuuuuuuuuuddddddgggggeeeeee! Judge!

*Several more hours of this*
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Re: Bay12 Court: Seeking Witnesses
« Reply #40 on: November 25, 2008, 10:41:55 pm »

hey when do we get hammer thingys? because if i had a hammer thingy i could make stuff like a table, or some chairs...
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Re: Bay12 Court: Seeking Witnesses
« Reply #41 on: November 25, 2008, 10:42:54 pm »

Probably the most hillarious part about this whole case is the fact that we are combining Canadian and American law.

Though I am deaf to the differences, we are sure to stumble upon a few of them
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Re: Bay12 Court: Seeking Witnesses
« Reply #42 on: November 25, 2008, 10:45:01 pm »

Hey I wasn't done with that!

*Grabs hammer and bangs a huge hole into a nearby wall.*

Here you go! *Hands hammer back*

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Re: Bay12 Court: Seeking Witnesses
« Reply #43 on: November 25, 2008, 10:46:30 pm »

I call witness.
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Re: Bay12 Court: Seeking Witnesses
« Reply #44 on: November 25, 2008, 10:46:38 pm »

Probably the most hillarious part about this whole case is the fact that we are combining Canadian and American law.

Though I am deaf to the differences, we are sure to stumble upon a few of them

Not to mention some NYPD Blue, Pheonix Wright, CSI, Maritime conventions, and the Grand Unyielding and Unspoken Law of the Internet.

Also, the jury demands more Mountain Dew.
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