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[Pandarsenic]

Why can't Hellen Keller drive?

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Because she's a socialist.

[Strife26]

Ha.

[Pandarsenic]

Anyone else have them? I like to use these.

Oh, here's a good one....

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? The answer is NOT poop.

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Dr. Dre

[Calvin]

O'RLY?!?!

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YAH'RLY!!!

[Duke 2.0]

O'RLY?!?!

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YAH'RLY!!!

 O RLY? I 'ARDLY KNOW 'ER!

[Cheeetar]

You got that from XKCD, didn't you?

[WorkerDrone]

Of course he did.

Whats over 9000?

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Not his Comedy Level.

[Frelock]

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Answer:

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Undefined, but it's limit is infinity.

Explanation:

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First we can define the amount of people/babies it takes to paint a wall as the size of the wall divided by the amount of area one person/baby can paint in the given time (ie, if we have a wall ten square feet in size, and our workers can paint two square feet each in the given time, we would need 10/2, or five workers).  Define this as Z=x/y, where Z is the amount of people needed, x is the size of the wall, and y is the amount of wall that can be painted by a single person.  Since a single dead baby can paint 0 units squared of wall (what with being dead and all), we now have a finite number (x) divided by zero.  If the wall's area is infinite (unrealistic, but for the sake of argument we'll consider it), then the limit would still be the same as y goes to zero and x tends to infinity.

[Pandarsenic]

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Answer:

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Undefined, but it's limit is infinity.

Explanation:

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First we can define the amount of people/babies it takes to paint a wall as the size of the wall divided by the amount of area one person/baby can paint in the given time (ie, if we have a wall ten square feet in size, and our workers can paint two square feet each in the given time, we would need 10/2, or five workers).  Define this as Z=x/y, where Z is the amount of people needed, x is the size of the wall, and y is the amount of wall that can be painted by a single person.  Since a single dead baby can paint 0 units squared of wall (what with being dead and all), we now have a finite number (x) divided by zero.  If the wall's area is infinite (unrealistic, but for the sake of argument we'll consider it), then the limit would still be the same as y goes to zero and x tends to infinity.

I need to memorize that and use it.

[Devath]

But you could also be using the dead babies to paint the wall, by putting them in a blender and turning them into paint. You ever think of that interpretation? The answer is likely to be less fixed, as it subverts the word trickery, unfortunately.

[Kashyyk]

I am worried, that was what I first thought of.

[Akroma]

How does every racist joke start ?

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with a look over your shoulder

[Cthulhu]

How does every racist joke start ?

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with a look over your shoulder

It's funny because it's true.

[PTTG??]

Of course he did.

Whats over 9000?

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Not his Comedy Level.

Don't forget:

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Or the Down Jones Industral Average!

Oh, the wit!

[Cthulhu]

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Bill Brasky once ate an entire cake before they could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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Rorschach once ate an entire cake, and then killed the stripper inside it for being a whore.