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[Cheeetar]

I hide myself in the shadows, trying to also not smell quite as tasty.

[Pandarsenic]

Finally indeed.

Revive the ogre as my zombie slaaaave!

[Banzayatc]

I try to convince the wolves not to kill Pandarsenic and Nirur Torir. IIRC, that's the only who haven't attacked the wolves yet.

[Akroma]

I use the torch to burn out the eyes of wolf 4

[Zako]

I try to convince the wolves not to kill Pandarsenic and Nirur Torir. IIRC, that's the only who haven't attacked the wolves yet.

How many times must you be yelled at? YOU ARE NOT A DRUID! YOU CANNOT COMMAND ANIMALS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT A DRUID!

The wolves probably wont listen because they are under command of the werewolf.

[Pandarsenic]

I try to convince the wolves not to kill Pandarsenic and Nirur Torir. IIRC, that's the only who haven't attacked the wolves yet.

How many times must you be yelled at? YOU ARE NOT A DRUID! YOU CANNOT COMMAND ANIMALS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT A DRUID!

The wolves probably wont listen because they are under command of the werewolf.

What if he makes an exceptionally compelling argument?

[Zako]

Wolves care not for the debates of man. They just want to tear his throat out and eat his organs.

[Pandarsenic]

Wolves care not for the debates of man. They just want to tear his throat out and eat his organs.

What if his argument is just that good?

I mean, the whole advertising industry is about making people think they want things they don't want at all.

[Zako]

Didn't you read my above post at all? If not let me summerise it for you:

THEY DONT CARE. THEY JUST WANT TO EAT YOU.

That and they dont understand english so if you try to talk to them you will just be making some funny noises to them. And the werewolf wont even pause to listen. Its just that badass.

[Banzayatc]

Grr... I thought it was worth a try. But okay, I'll change my action.

I attack the werewolf by tearing his {insert organ name here} out and eating it. Me wants some eat.

[Pandarsenic]

Didn't you read my above post at all? If not let me summerise it for you:

THEY DONT CARE. THEY JUST WANT TO EAT YOU.

That and they dont understand english so if you try to talk to them you will just be making some funny noises to them. And the werewolf wont even pause to listen. Its just that badass.

What if his argument is so awesome it transcends the barriers of language and species?

[Squeegy]

Then God himself comes down to smite you for being too awesome for creation. The end.

[Pandarsenic]

Then God himself comes down to smite you for being too awesome for creation. The end.

What if he persuades God that he is exactly awesome enough for creation?

[webadict]

Then God himself comes down to smite you for being too awesome for creation. The end.

What if he persuades God that he is exactly awesome enough for creation?

Then he'd probably be able to convince God that he's God.

[Zako]

ENOUGH OF THIS MADNESS! Just take your turn and be happy with it!

Nirur Torir: (5) You lay your hands on Cheeetar and he is completely healed. You feel Levia's contentment.

Webadict: (1) You start to lose control over your mind as you start falling into a red haze. (-1 to mental actions) (4+1 = 5) You body on the other hand is taking things into its own hands (or rather yours) and attacks the other werewolf by trying to rip its head off! (3+1 = 4) It flies off in a bloody arc! The red haze receeds for the time being. The werewolf falls dead and the wolves suddenly cower before you.

Cheeetar: (1) Screw hiding, you attack the wolf! (3) Not very well I'm afraid. (5) But the damage is significant and Wolf 1 suffers a broken right foreleg.

Pandarsenic: (5) Suddenly you have the realisation of how to make zombies! You zap necro energy into the dead ogre's brain and shape parts of it so it obeys you mindlessly. It does still have a large hole in its chest, but hey, its a zombie slave what did you expect?

Banzayatc: (3) The werewolf is dead and you think that purposely infecting yourself with the werevirus is a VERY bad idea.

Akroma: (6) Screw burning the eyes out, you just bash the poor wolfs head in! It lies dead on the floor and you feel quite happy with yourself.

The werewolf is missing a head.

Wolf 1 wants a piece of Cheeetar to make up for its leg. (1) It merely flops around on the floor in pain and Cheeetar decides to curb stomp its skull into its brain! (4) CRUNCH! CRACK! SQUISH! SQUELCH! Its dead. No dout about it.

Wolf 2 attacks webadict fearlessly! (2) It falls far below his expectations and also in distance.

Wolf 3 sees that the gig is up and tries to flee! (4) It runs off into the darkness of the left tunnel. (3) Webadict bearly contains the urge to chase after it.

Wolf 4 is toast. And its head is inspecting its lungs from the inside.

The zombie ogre waits for Pandarsenic's command.

(5) Banzayatc has fully regenerated.

(2) Webadict has not regained the use of his body yet and trembles as he looks at the surrounding creatures in a nasty way. (2)
 He growls threateningly at Akroma!

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Status':

Black wolf: Missing its head. Badly.

Wolf 1: Curb stomped by Cheeetar.

Wolf 2:
Attacking Webadict
Missing left eye, moderate bleeding

Wolf 3: Fled into left tunnel

Wolf 4: Inspecting lungs from the inside

Akroma:
Tough, proficient in psychology
Items: Has a burning torch in hand, Pack with food in it, 2 water canteens
Wearing: A masterpiece leather chestpiece (+1 to damage rolls to your chest and arms), a pair of standard leather gloves, decent quality leather chaps and magically enchanted leather high boots of dexterity (+1 to dexterity dependant actions)
Wounds: small cuts on chest, deep gashes on chest, small cuts on throat

Nirur Torir:
Agile, Disciple of Levia (+1 to actions involving Levia's help), can lay on hands
Items: Pack with food in it, 2 water canteens, ulility belt, rope over shoulder (break resistant)
Wielding: A steel flanged mace (+1 to damage), Steel bladed dagger, steel rimmed wooden buckler
Wounds: Unharmed

Webadict:
Agile, Can withstand large amounts of alcohol, was a beggar in life (+1 to searching), ENRAGED (+1 to actions, +1 to damage)
Items: Pack with food in it, 2 water canteens (dropped)
Wielding: a torturers whip (dropped)
Wounds: Infected with strange virus, WEREWOLF FORM (must attack werewolf, mental actions only)

Banzayatc:
Lucky, +1 to healing with amulet
Items: Pack with food in it, 2 water canteens, utility belt (not worn)
Wielding: steel battle axe and a steel hatchet (both +1 to damage), steel hatchet on ground
Wearing: Amulet of Natures love (wearer can heal other peoples wounds over time, wearer is always at peace with animals and will not be attacked by them unless they strike first, wearer is resistant to poisons of all kinds)
Wounds: Fractured skull (healing so no penalties), black eye (healing)

Pandarsenic:
Lucky, basic necromancy
Items: Pack with food in it, 2 water canteens
Wielding: A decent quality necromancers staff, A steel masterpiece tower tower shield (+ 2 to block if specified in action, +1 if not)
Wounds: Bruised lower body

Cheetar:
Knows how to fight with one handed swords and daggers, knows how to sneak, knows how to make different basic poisons, bad attitude to unuseful people (-1 to charisma)
Wounds: Unharmed

Friendly NPC's:

Ogre Zombie:
Using a large wooden club
Big hole in chest.

Food: 9 turns left
Water: 10 turns left