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[Zako]

I'll search for some water than.

Why does my life suck...?

Its the dice speaking, not me! You saw the rolls too!

[webadict]

I'll search for some water than.

Why does my life suck...?

Its the dice speaking, not me! You saw the rolls too!

I see 6s and then I see crap! Stupid 1s and 2s!

[Pandarsenic]

Well, a 6 does mean you succeeded but something definitely bad happens as a result anyway.

[webadict]

Not necessarily. It means you over shot what you were originally planning.

[Zako]

Which you did, you remembered what you were exactly. Its just bad luck you were a beggar.

[Pandarsenic]

"You achieved what you tried to achieve, but you made it worse by doing so in the most inhumanely overpowerful way possible. Casualties are inevitable."

I think having been a beggar is as close as we can get for remembering something without a brain hemorrhage.

[Akroma]

fine. I go and grab some food

(killing a horde of goblins juts took one turn...finding food in a kitchen so far has not succeeded in 3....)

[Pandarsenic]

Well, Akroma, which task requires more effort?

[Banzayatc]

I attempt to shapeshift into some big carnivorous animal.

[Zako]

Sorry for the lateness, I was screaming at my fail character in NWN 2. Stupid ranger...

Have some rolls.

Webadict: (2 (The dice somehow hate you)) You are too busy daydreaming to look for water. Thats crazy I know, but suck it up. Like you did to your water supplies.

Nirur Torir: (5 (on the other hand, the dice LOVE Nirur)) You pray and a benolevant god of life and health hears you. "You seek healing for your friends, and I will grant it. Worship me, Levia, and you will gain more than just the power to heal yourself and others." The wounds on EVERYONE then dissapear. Including the scars on the goblin. Nice work.

Pandarsenic: (4) You do indeed find a source of water! It is in the form of 3 turns of water in the torture room. the torturer must have been feeling thirsty.

Cheeetar: (1) You enrage the goblin and he decides (3) to spit on you in anger! (2) It hits you on the face. Yuck. You wipe it off with the back of your hand.

Akroma: (4) You look in some of the boxes in the storeroom and find 5 turns of dried food in them.

Banzayatc: (1) You try to shapeshift but instead make yourself weaker! (-1 to actions involving strength) (4) You immediately stop before it becomes worse.

(3) The goblin fumes in a corner.

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Status':

Akroma:
Tough, proficient in psychology
Items: Has a burning torch in hand, Pack with food in it, 2 water canteens
Wearing: A masterpiece leather chestpiece (+1 to damage rools to your chest and arms), a pair of standard leather gloves, decent quality leather chaps and magically enchanted leather high boots of dexterity (+1 to dexterity dependant actions)
Wounds: Unharmed

Nirur Torir:
Agile
Items: Pack with food in it, 2 water canteens, ulility belt (not worn), rope over shoulder (break resistant)
Wielding: A steel flanged mace (+1 to damage), Steel bladed dagger, steel rimmed wooden buckler
Wounds: Unharmed

Webadict:
Agile, Can withstand large amounts of alcohol, was a beggar in life (+1 to searching)
Items: Pack with food in it, 2 water canteens
Wielding: a torturers whip
Wounds: Unharmed

Banzayatc:
Lucky, weak (-1 to actions involving strength)
Items: Pack with food in it, 2 water canteens, utility belt (not worn)
Wielding: steel battle axe and a steel hatchet (both +1 to damage) (-2 to hit because of dual wielding)
Wearing: Amulet of Natures love (wearer can heal other peoples wounds over time, wearer is always at peace with animals and will not be attacked by them unless they strike first, wearer is resistant to poisons of all kinds)
Wounds: Unharmed

Pandarsenic:
Lucky, basic necromancy
Items: Pack with food in it, 2 water canteens
Wielding: A decent quality necromancers staff, A steel masterpiece tower tower shield (+ 2 to block if specified in action, +1 if not)
Wounds: Unharmed

Cheetar:
Knows how to fight with one handed swords and daggers, knows how to sneak, knows how to make different basic poisons, bad attitude to unuseful people (-1 to charisma), not a friend of NPC goblin
Wounds: Unharmed

Friendly NPC's:

Goblin:
Angry
Armed with wooden club
Unharmed


Food: 15 turns left
Water: 4 turns left

[Cheeetar]

Oh, spit on me will you?
I break the goblins neck and use him as a bodyshield.
Unless someone else has a use for him.

I discuss with the goblin my favourite methods of killing elves, hoping to bond with him over a similar love of killing tree huggers.

[Banzayatc]

I use the amulet to heal my weakness.

[Zako]

A shield against what? Do you really want to haul a rotting corpse everywhere?

But I wouldn't put it past anyone on these forums. DF sideffect.

[Akroma]

well, now we have food, I also try and find me some water

[Nirur Torir]

... on the other hand, the dice LOVE Nirur ...

For some reason, I have the hardest time getting people to play Risk with me.

Cheeetar, If the goblin is on our side, we will probably have an easier time getting past his friends.
Zako, do I have any sort of healing skill now, or do I have to pray more to get any real bonus?

For my action, I help Akroma.