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[Kashyyk]

I found a squad of babies with long beards Walking towards a legendary dining room Unfortunately, they were mad and foaming and made of cat leather, so their menacing spikes could not breathe While tragic, you were interrupted by thirty monster cookies which, while undercooked, Smelled quite good! They seemed to Be vomiting, because A horrible miasma Eminating from the horrible Pig-tail socks Was too strong that they needed Blood! They grew  Legs,and skittered Away, into the fire, unfortunately it became a GCS. Meanwhile, in Cosmostowers... the sky dragons Ate pudding,while Planning to take ALL THE BOOZE In the world! But their plans really sucked, because they involved time-travel And teleportation, which involved drinking booze and pushing buttons untill something happened that included something until that something did something, because it needed to, but there was soda cans everywhere! Which Toady_One Tried to eat, WHILE GETTING MANGLED by a tentacle demon! But he quickly Changed the raws n-the-process-he-accidentally-deleted-his-only-copy-of-the-dwarf-fortress-source-code. The end Or is it? No. It is. He Re-downloads and Quickly hacks a government website to get free McDonalds for life. He Ordered the usual Big-Mac with extra Dwarven cheese and dwarf chunks. Toady banned Big-Mac exports but he wanted crystal glass statues and a Wopper That's when he went to Burgerking with an army of kittens that slaughtered everyone. Then the cats conquered Boatmurdered of which three-toe wanted and then, DF reached version 1.0 df fans then crushed all who defied the glory of eternal splendor. For Great Justice. They got message and opened them and found sick cannibal elves hiding in the RAWS so they reinstalled DF 0.28.181.40d and imported their kittens to the fotress which had twenty So he deleted his account from B12 Forums, unfortuantly. Unfortunately DF was too awesome to, share it to His wife and with his son went bowling. Then a giant unicorn jumped off of a huge manticore shaped bowling ball that ate pudding. The manticore destroyed all the babies in a small Explosion! Then Toady used a chainsaw to carve turkeys for his Thanksgiving df anniversary party! Unfortunatly some dragons ate the turky but he saved the wishbone and was robbed by an unknown substance which took DF's thanksgiving party to a cheap motel. There, the dwarves using bottle openers opened bottles of ☼dwarven ale☼, throwing a demon shaped spade of doom Waving a chicken at trespassers as toady one deleted DF 1.0. This caused tantrums over bolts. Fire spread but then Three-Toe acting quickly with Toady, took a server, cross-referencing spirals on hams to find the pattern in the code of the conservatives Who then decided to vote democratic because democratic firefighters look great in recycled Spam cans So Three-Toe caught the world's biggest can of SPAM, To make a new special spaceship. The Dwarf took-off into deep space... in a flamboyant Manner, but aliens saw the Dwarf and aimed their four +Wooden Crossbows+ and their huge

Giga-MegaCannon of DOOM

[krumlink]

at some idle

[PTTG??]

dwarves. The End

[Jetman123]

of a fortress

[Frelock]

was foretold by

[Jackrabbit]

several ugly humanoid

[Boogerman]

beings, with the

[Dragooble]

holy grail, which

[Jackrabbit]

when used correctly

[Dragooble]

created hordes of

[Frelock]

evil demon bunnies.

[Mondark]

The bunnies, however

[webadict]

rapidly multiplied uncontrollably

[krumlink]

and attacked Burger-King

[Dragooble]

with their awesome