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Author Topic: Ever wondered how DF animals kill dwarves?  (Read 2219 times)

Wolfking6116

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Ever wondered how DF animals kill dwarves?
« on: November 22, 2008, 08:12:33 pm »
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Quote from: Soadreqm on November 02, 2008, 03:48:49 pm
One of the several things that often gets DF branded as a roguelike is that the random number generator can always find some way to screw you over.

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Re: Ever wondered how DF animals kill dwarves?
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2008, 08:30:08 pm »
... I think I know less than I did when I clicked that...

Correlation explaination please?
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Re: Ever wondered how DF animals kill dwarves?
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2008, 09:09:22 pm »
Yeah, I don't get it. At all. Cute video though, odd mix of LOLANIMALATTACK and lolkittycat.
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Re: Ever wondered how DF animals kill dwarves?
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2008, 09:13:27 pm »
Many, if not most, of those are obvious fakes
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Re: Ever wondered how DF animals kill dwarves?
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2008, 09:13:46 pm »
Ok, that started at "what does this have to do with animals killing dwarves?" to "this is animals being weird" to "people getting hurt" to "that was tasteless and uncalled for cruelty to animals."  (Fake or otherwise--I didn't find it funny).
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Re: Ever wondered how DF animals kill dwarves?
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2008, 09:55:23 pm »
I know, the animals make the Dwarves read replies to Youtube videos, thus killing them! Zii-iing!
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Re: Ever wondered how DF animals kill dwarves?
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2008, 10:23:55 pm »
I don't know what I just saw, but suddenly I'm on encyclopedia dramatica.
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Re: Ever wondered how DF animals kill dwarves?
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2008, 10:41:33 pm »
Well, people always think "How the heck did they do that?"

For example, when two of my dogs removed the eyes a kobold and lightly wounded its hand.
I'm thinking "How did they manage to do that?", The dog eating the guys face kinda showed me.

I don't know, but when I saw it I saw all the crazy ways the animals could go about beating the crap out of goblins / dwarves / whathaveyou in DF.
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Quote from: Soadreqm on November 02, 2008, 03:48:49 pm
One of the several things that often gets DF branded as a roguelike is that the random number generator can always find some way to screw you over.

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Re: Ever wondered how DF animals kill dwarves?
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2008, 11:29:12 pm »
After reading the topic name a few times. I get it.

Although it should be.

How my dog just tore out a kobolds eyes.
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Quote from: NW_Kohaku on July 26, 2010, 12:20:43 pm
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Re: Ever wondered how DF animals kill dwarves?
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2008, 03:26:20 pm »
wow........w......t......f........


that is all i can say.........
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Re: Ever wondered how DF animals kill dwarves?
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2008, 04:39:47 pm »
The guys sticking body parts into the mouths of crocodiles/pythons deserved every bit of the pain from it. Stupidity on that scale is just begging to be punished.
 
I laughed very hard at the Orca jumping on the Kiack (or however you spell it), this was immediatly followed by, "Oh wow, was he ok afterwards?"
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Re: Ever wondered how DF animals kill dwarves?
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2008, 10:58:20 pm »
Quote from: Jamini on November 23, 2008, 04:39:47 pm
I laughed very hard at the Orca jumping on the Kiack (or however you spell it), this was immediatly followed by, "Oh wow, was he ok afterwards?"

Yeah, he was fine because it was obviously fake, since orcas don't get that large, and it's not possible for them to jump out of the water like that without significant swimming room, which is simply not available that close to shore.
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