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cowofdoom78963

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Re: Dwarf lung man
« Reply #45 on: November 27, 2008, 01:52:05 pm »
Quote from: chaoticag on November 27, 2008, 07:28:59 am
Lungs of steel, an iron stomach and a heart of gold.

Replace the nerves with copper, and voila, you have a dwarf.

Also, to make lawyers, just give them a heart of ice.
They would have to live in the glaciers or else their heart would melt and they would die
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Re: Dwarf lung man
« Reply #46 on: November 27, 2008, 02:48:32 pm »
i'm going to make another Demon type...
Spirit of Ice, made of liquid nitrogen.

not that i don't already have one, it's just that the new one will be more realistic, made of real liquid nitrogen.

oh, yeah, and an addamantine alloy (known as frostentine) wire structure for bones.

so when these go undead...

note: do not use fire to kill my current version, use real magma. normal fire does not hurt them. magma, on the other hand, encases them in obsidion.
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Re: Dwarf lung man
« Reply #47 on: November 27, 2008, 03:50:18 pm »
Quote from: cowofdoom78963 on November 27, 2008, 12:59:32 am
so you could get goblins out of blood and so they would be hemogoblins?
(ugh.)

Hah, I used Hemogoblins as my steam friends name for a while
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Re: Dwarf lung man
« Reply #48 on: November 27, 2008, 05:09:20 pm »
Should I know what this thread is about?
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Re: Dwarf lung man
« Reply #49 on: November 27, 2008, 06:02:21 pm »
About crushing the bones of great fallen heroes to make dwarf bone golems.
"I live again!"
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Re: Dwarf lung man
« Reply #50 on: November 27, 2008, 07:16:05 pm »
New metal, call it Necroderm.  Make a race out of it.  Give them [NOTHOUGHT], [NOPAIN], [NOBLEED], and [NOFEAR](There is a NOFEAR right)?.

Necron race, no more needs to be said.
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Re: Dwarf lung man
« Reply #51 on: November 27, 2008, 11:55:37 pm »
Quote from: chaoticag on November 27, 2008, 07:28:59 am
Lungs of steel,

You misspelled 'balls'.
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Re: Dwarf lung man
« Reply #52 on: November 28, 2008, 10:39:04 am »
What kind of a creature with balls of steel runs from a mountain goat?
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Re: Dwarf lung man
« Reply #53 on: November 28, 2008, 10:48:36 am »
Quote from: chaoticag on November 28, 2008, 10:39:04 am
What kind of a creature with balls of steel runs from a mountain goat?

The kind of creature who had his original balls replaced with those of steel when a Goat gored them out of him!
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Re: Dwarf lung man
« Reply #54 on: November 28, 2008, 12:10:51 pm »
Quote from: Neonivek on November 28, 2008, 10:48:36 am
The kind of creature who had his original balls replaced with those of steel when a Goat gored them out of him!

upper body
lower body
head
right upper arm
left upper arm
right lower arm
left lower arm
right hand
left hand
right upper leg
left upper leg
right lower leg
left lower leg
right foot
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Re: Dwarf lung man
« Reply #55 on: November 28, 2008, 04:53:06 pm »
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Re: Dwarf lung man
« Reply #56 on: November 29, 2008, 03:34:54 am »
Quote from: chaoticag on November 28, 2008, 10:39:04 am
What kind of a creature with balls of steel runs from a mountain goat?

One who's all out of bubblegum.  :P
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Re: Dwarf lung man
« Reply #57 on: November 29, 2008, 04:06:41 am »
Quote from: Neoskel on November 29, 2008, 03:34:54 am
One who's all out of bubblegum.  :P

HAHA I G- wait... WHAT???  ???
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Re: Dwarf lung man
« Reply #58 on: November 29, 2008, 04:08:39 am »
Quote from: Mikko on November 29, 2008, 04:06:41 am
Quote from: Neoskel on November 29, 2008, 03:34:54 am
One who's all out of bubblegum.  :P

HAHA I G- wait... WHAT???  ???

It's an obtuse reference, but a good one.
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Re: Dwarf lung man
« Reply #59 on: November 29, 2008, 07:46:36 am »
Quote from: Neoskel on November 29, 2008, 03:34:54 am
Quote from: chaoticag on November 28, 2008, 10:39:04 am
What kind of a creature with balls of steel runs from a mountain goat?

One who's all out of bubblegum.  :P

Wouldn't he just kick ass anyway?
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