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Author Topic: Queen has gone stark raving mad!  (Read 2000 times)

A_Fey_Dwarf

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Queen has gone stark raving mad!
« on: November 21, 2008, 08:20:40 pm »
For the first time in all the long hours of playing dwarf fortress I finally get a queen. I have dug out the HFS over 12 times before and this is the first time I received a royal figure. Only problem was that my fort had a population of 26 and I hadn't even trained up an engraver yet. So naturally the Royal bedrooms, tomb, dinning and study rooms were not completed. As a result of this my Queen went insane for being in such a crap place.



Will this have a negative affect on my game world? Or does the queen not even matter?
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Magua

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Re: Queen has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2008, 09:46:09 pm »
Doesn't matter.  However, you will not receive another king or queen, unlike all other nobles.
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Also, you can manufacture vomit at a smelter.  Subsequently removing the smelter spews vomit over a surprising area.

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Re: Queen has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2008, 09:54:38 pm »
Enjoy the glory of insane nobles
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LegoLord

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Re: Queen has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2008, 10:08:25 pm »
Give dwarves [NODRINK], [NOEAT], [NOBREATH], and then start a story fort where your people are ruled by insane royalty.  I'd love to see that Queen's mandates.
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Quote from: Vlynndar on April 02, 2009, 03:36:26 pm
"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Quote from: Vester on October 10, 2009, 10:10:11 pm
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Queen has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2008, 10:16:07 pm »
Make me 12 adamantium high heels! Thus says the queen!
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LegoLord

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Re: Queen has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2008, 10:25:03 pm »
More like:  "I mandate the carving of thirteen pig iron Fluffy Wamblers!"
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Quote from: Vlynndar on April 02, 2009, 03:36:26 pm
"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Quote from: Vester on October 10, 2009, 10:10:11 pm
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
Just so I remember

Tormy

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Re: Queen has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2008, 09:58:21 am »
Just 3 words: Kill her quickly.
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Re: Queen has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2008, 09:58:33 am »
No, It's more like "make me 13 adamantium recursively engraved high heels"
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Re: Queen has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2008, 10:17:22 am »
Quote from: [NO_THOUGHT] on November 22, 2008, 09:58:33 am
"make me 13 adamantium recursively engraved high heels"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Considering I just finished a week's worth of programming a veritable Charlie Foxtrot of recurvive, looping and triple-morphing code, I am now scared for my life.   :(
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Re: Queen has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2008, 10:25:44 am »
Quote from: [NO_THOUGHT] on November 22, 2008, 09:58:33 am
No, It's more like "make me 13 adamantium recursively engraved high heels"

12 for wearin', 1 for killin'
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Re: Queen has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2008, 01:48:33 pm »
If you don't stop her now, she'll fill your fortress with impossible mandates. Smite that fat-bottomed girl like dynamite with a laser beam.
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regardless, the slime shooter will be completed, come hell or high water, which are both entirely plausible setbacks at this point.

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Re: Queen has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2008, 08:33:02 pm »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on November 21, 2008, 09:54:38 pm
Enjoy the glory of insane nobles
The question is, how can you tell the difference? :D
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Re: Queen has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2008, 09:21:08 pm »
Quote from: Untelligent on November 22, 2008, 01:48:33 pm
If you don't stop her now, she'll fill your fortress with impossible mandates. Smite that fat-bottomed girl like dynamite with a laser beam.

haha, I love the reference.
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Quote from: Fossaman on January 13, 2009, 02:00:25 am
And (because of various programming quirks) dwarves are kinda stupid. Granted, so are the other races. But still.
And yet these stupid dwarves are going to eventually make a nuclear weapon out of cheese and basalt.

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Re: Queen has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2008, 10:08:58 pm »
weeeeeee! cultural reference I actually get!
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Re: Queen has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2008, 06:46:13 am »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on November 23, 2008, 10:08:58 pm
weeeeeee! cultural reference I actually get!

I know! It's such a strange feeling for me to both get it AND realize it has nothing to do with dwarf fortress!
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Quote from: Il Palazzo on October 20, 2008, 05:21:18 am
invention is every dwarf's middle name
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that means that somewhere out there theres a dwarf named Urist Invention Mcinvention.
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