WARNING MAJOR DWARFINESS BELOW!I think the dwarf needs a ranged where he throws either:
- a pebble
- (shoots) a crossbow bolt
- a spinning pair of pants
- stray kitten (tame)
- a +small cave spider silk sock+
- two cats (on contact they explode, and lots of little kittens fly everywhere dealing some damage, before simultaneously combusting a few seconds later after landing and sitting still)
One of these "munitions" are chosen at random, with the pebble being the most common and the catsplosion being the least common.
The pebble does the least damage and the catsplosion does the most (obviously).
ADDITIONAL: The single kitten (#4) behaves just like a kitten from the catsplosion, except there is only one of them.
NOTE: Flying kittens do, do damage, and then land on the ground meowing for a few seconds before spontaneously combusting. (After landing, but before combusting, the kittens are vulnerable to attacks and if killed, they do not explode (This explosion does huge damage and you seriously don't wanna be around when it happens)).
I think this random-choice attack would be awesome. Change it to how you see fit, but there
NEEDS to be a catsplosion attack in there somewhere.