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[Boksi]

I could make a crude steampunk dwarven race game for you. But it'll be crude.

[Kashyyk]

More maniac driving while attempting to remove Strife from Aquizzar's car by the means of Auto-attacking, ramming, mind control and anything else that would fit the accasion

[Zako]

I whip my boars to make them go faster, while tempting them with the chance of eating one of the racers.

[Pandarsenic]

I push my squeaky button as I charge to the pothole, which I plan to dodge around.

[Poltifar]

I ram Akroma for being so agressive.

[Strife26]

Massive Complaint Post inbound!!
Warning, it may be laced with fucking swear words. Please do not read if my bloody explosive habit disturbs you.

So, due to a small joke I have my legs ripped off?
My action (if you want to call it that was) MONEY! Which does not, in any way, shape, style, function, or form imply that my character walked out into a race track, found a convenient spot to stand and chained himself to the ground. Additionally, the changing of my (not a) action was not allowed? What the fucking hell. Rhetorical Question.

So, my character was arbitrarily chained to the ground, yet can not buy any weapons? You'll note that my character has never bought anything before. You also ignored the tertiary action of grabbing the money.

Also, you clearly manipulated the rolls. Zako, whose primary intent was (as far as i see it) to rescue me, fails because he got a one on his ram attempt. Aquizzar (yes, I mean the u) didn't have to roll for the attempt to grab me, as he was the only one left (I think that was the conclusion). What's wrong here? Don't abuse your general-managerness to make a point. It won't make many friends.

Also, because you never gave me my turn, I'm demanding two for this one.

A) Shove crazy henchdwarf into portal (if he doesn't fit, make it work.) If you are going to claim that the portal has vanished, I shoved the crazy out of the car. Preferably in the way of someone other than Zako (who is now considered my friend). Second, I shove Aqizzar out of the car, taking control of it and adding it to my assets. I demand rolls for both actions. If you are going to just claim my last turn vanishes, I shove Aqizzar out, preferably in the way of someone other than Zako.

I'm not sure if I royally pissed off or laughing on the inside. 122% of both I guess.

Also, Strife has no fear of death, but that doesn't mean that one should welcome it with open arms. Until you're down to your last shell.

EDIT: Fix’d my typos.

[Strife26]

Due to my being given control over all parts of spectatorship (wait, how can a spectator be added to the game then?) I've made a determination.

Spectators may start the game with 2250 DB. This represents:

Starting money (1000)
                 +
1 car-sold (2500 * .5 = 1250)
 
If a spectator wishes to join at a later date, they must have made enough money (or have borrowed it from someone who has been in the game for at least 5 turns or who is myself) to purchase all required parts. Buying used parts is only allowable from other players; in that case the two must negotiate the price.

I will be allowing spectators and racers to invest in the betting at a latter date, for now it is not allowed. Additionally, I may allow loans to be taken out (at interest, for a limited time); as agreed on between both parties.


If you would like to bet before I change the odds, you have about a minute.   

[Cheeetar]

I don't know what you're so pissed off about Strife. You were taking bets, you continue to take bets. He just added you chained to the ground as flavour. You don't get any disadvantages, and another player gets an advantage.

[Strife26]

Current Odds:
As prepared by Strife's Cat

To win 1st place:
(As represented by the profit if 100 ☼ are bet on the winner)
Note: Strife enterprises will consider the race winner to be the driver in control of the car at the end of the race

*Max bet is 200 unless approved or noted
**Max bet is 500 unless approved or noted
*** Max bet is 100 '    '

Kashyyk - 600 ☼**
Akroma  - 600 ☼*
Boski     - 600 ☼*
Banzayatc 600 ☼**
Poltifar   - 600 ☼**
Aqizzar   - 700 ☼***
Zako      - 600 ☼*
Qwertyu... 600 ☼**
Pandars...  600 ☼**
Cheetar   - 600 ☼**
Strife      - 1000 ☼***


All special bets (ex. Strife sabotages race) must be approved by management.

Current bets:
Inaluct:
300 on Boski (possible 1800 gain)

P. of H.:
200 on Akroma (possible 1200 gain)

Tuv:
300 on Aqizzar (possible 1800 gain)

Meph...
300 on Zako (possible 1800 gain)

Shadow
100 on Strife (possible gain of 1000)

Unless otherwise noted, all spectators have full (2250 ☼) bank accounts.

[Strife26]

I don't know what you're so pissed off about Strife. You were taking bets, you continue to take bets. He just added you chained to the ground as flavour. You don't get any disadvantages, and another player gets an advantage.

Becuase A) being pissed off is a lot of fun (i don't vent like that in real life)

B) I asked to be bookie becuase I didn't want my character hurt.

C) I'm not ALL that angry. Just quite angry

D) I'm also trying to take advantage of the situation you'll note.

PS Strife cancels triple post, interupted by Cheetar.
EDIT's: I fixed typos in my recent posts.

[Zako]

I change my action; I ram Aqizzar enough so that Strife falls into my car! I'll save you from involuntary slavery!

[Rooster]

Oh my gosh....
Sean Mirrsen must teach you some narration ...

[SHAD0Wdump]

Aheeem...

Strife,your here to manage the betting,not make the rules for them.

Also,the outburst was unnecessary,although I'll let it slide for being hilarious.

This one was good...

"My action (if you want to call it that was) MONEY! Which does not, in any way, shape, style, function, or form imply that my character walked out into a race track, found a convenient spot to stand and chained himself to the ground."

Yeah,it doesn't in any way, shape, style, function, or form imply that you willingly chained yourself to the middle of a Dwarv' Corp racing track.
You were warped there.Against your will.
Deal with it.

However the roll manipulation?Please.
Aqizzar was one of four potential candidates. The others being Akroma,Kashyyk,and Banzayatc.
I do all the rolls before narration,and then make up some to suit the situation.I simply gave logical stories to why the other racers couldn't git'cha.

Sabotage the race?Normally I'd be less than Joyous about having my race ravaged by some naked footless brat on a race track,but it could make for good ratings...

I bet 100 on Strife,make me proud meat-bag!

Rooster,something wrong with my narration?
Don't be shy,speak up.

[Strife26]

But writting harangues is so much fun! Didi I overstep my bounds in determineing the rules for spectatorship?

Also, bet accepted.
Am I still allowed to hijack Aqizzar's car?

[SHAD0Wdump]

Depends on the rolls.