Oh no you don't Strife!Your not getting outa that one!
Turn 2!I rush forwards, putting as much as I can into speed(even to the point of helping pump myself, if I have to, taking breaks for steering)
Against better judgment,you hop back to the screw pumps and pump as hard as possible.Unfortunately,the wheels lose traction and you collide into a wall!
Your shaken,you come out of it only to discover the screw pump engine is a little damaged.
a6 (+1 speed,+1 to avoidence rolls,-1 cornering)
c1+1=2 (off course!)
(Crash?=2) (wham)
(damage?=2+1=3,-1 speed)
Ah, never mind. In that case, I help Zako attack qwertyuiopas.
I persue qwertyuiopas and overtake him, while sicing the boars on his henchmen!
The both of you attempt to convince your boars to aim at qwertyuiopas,but cannot keep them from attacking each other!
You both feel it is probably for the best however.
Zakos boars shear off some of Pandarsenic's armor.
aX
(boars auto attack Zako!=1,miss)
c3+1=4
s5+2=6
aX (you think that is a very bad idea)
(boars auto attack Pandarsenic!=4)
(Pandarsenic armor?=2+1,-1 def blunt)
c5+1=6
s6+2=6
At either rate, with nothing to hit, I continue whipping my pumpers to pump like mad, quite aggressively. I'll give those other clowns a wide berth by moving to the outside line of the track.
You whip your henchdwarves some more(where you got the whip I'll never know),while steering away from the carnage in the middle of the track.
You go off course for a moment but nota problem.
a4 (+1 speed,-1 enemy auto attacks on you)
c1 (off course)
(crash?=4,nota problem!)
s1+4=5
I do some tricky maneuvers so that my assailants will end up hitting each other instead of me.
You get your car to sway a little,but it only sends you off course for a moment.
a3 (no go bucko)
c2 (off course)
(crash?=5)
s4+2=6
I continue attempting to cat my way over Boksi, as well as throwing my henchdwarf onto his car. using my henchdwarf as a extended hand to grab the 250 db.
You force your henchdwarf to lean out the window,he grabs the money and you quickly sling him back inside.
Next you focus on smooshing Boski,your car rumbles violently as you go straight over him,you notice his pathetic wooden armor shears right off.
Unfortunately,your henchdwarf needs a breather...
a4 (you have the 250 db!Also...)
(Boski armor(katz)?=3+1=4)
(Boski armor(steamroll)?=1,Wheres your armor?)
c3+3=6
s2-1=1 (yer stay'n right 'ere!)(henchdwarf is tired)
also, this turn I attempt to attack boski with all force I can muster
You focus so much on the thought of creaming that dork,that you forget to actually do such,you daydream so hard that you almost go off course and struggle to keep control of the car.By the time your stabilized,the competition has already pulled away from you.
a2 (nuh uh)
c1+2=3 (close call)
s2+1=3 (not fast enough!)
I assemble a button labeled 'Turbo speed' on my control panel. I then press it.Also, agressive driving.
You manage to preform some of that marvelous Dwarven engineering on your car while driving perfectly!A nice new shiny button rests proudly on your dash-board,you press it and your machine rockets forward!
It goes so fast you struggle to prevent a crash!But your back on course in no time.
a5 (button materializes,you push,+1 speed!permanent new part!)
c2-1=1 (off course)
(crash?=5,nope)
s3+4=6
I'll instead rearrange the gears to allow me more efficient power cnversion from heat power from the forge to mechanical powers in the wheels, thus hopefully getting a speed boost!
You think about it for a moment,but the trauma from that incident kicks in.
You focus on driving.
a2 (you'd rather not touch those gears again)
c5+1=6
s5+2=6
Aggresive Driving still!!! I also throw the seat that my henchdorf was on at Banzayatc!
You rip out the seat and throw it forcibly at Banzayatc,but are dismayed by it simply bumping off.
a6 (ripped it out,launched with extra force!+1 damage)
(Banzayatc armor?=5)
c6
s2+2=4
Encounter roll=Thrown!Muahahaa(Strife26 appears on the road,he is chained to the ground and has 1000 db on his head!)
Strife cancels take bets: MONEY!!
Oook...
That'll teach ya not to work!
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Muskoxen250 dbStrife26Status:Aggressive driving
-Chassis(current car)
-Furnace
-Iron armor
-Iron wheels
-Turbo button on console(+1 speed when pressed)
Base Stats: +1 cornering, +2 speed, +1 all def
Damage:-1 cornering
Current Stats: +2 speed, +1 all def
Location:2nd square
0db
Standard driving
Vehicle name: Olonfesh (Gearwing)
-Chassis(current car)
-Furnace
-Iron Wheels
-Iron Armor
Base Stats: +1 cornering, +2 speed, +1 all def
Damage:None
Current Stats: +1 cornering, +2 speed, +1 all def
Location:1st square
0 db
Aggressive driving
Vehicle name:The Bíll
-Chassis(current car)
-Furnace
-Spiked Wooden Wheels
Base stats: +2 speed, +1 ramming
Damage:no armor!
Current Stats: +2 speed, +1 ramming
Location:2nd square
100 db
Aggressive driving
Vehicle name:!!Lagwagon!!
-Chassis(current car)
-Rigged Wood Wheels
-Wood Armor
-Henchdwarf Screwpump Engine(two operating)
-Henchdwarves, 1 basic, 1 crazy
Base stats: +1/2 Speed, +1 Cornering
Damage:None
Current Stats: +2 Speed, +1 Cornering
Location:2nd square
-1 Sabotage
0 db
Standard driving
Vehicle name:Fasttrash the engine of driving
-Chassis(current car)
-iron Wheels
-iron Armor
-Boars
Base stats: +2 cornering, +1 speed, +1 all def
Damage:None
Current Stats: +2 cornering, +1 speed, +1 all def
Location:1st square
100 db
Aggressive driving
-Chassis(current car)
-rigged wood
-iron armor
-boars
-basic henchdwarf(Furnace'd!)
Base stats: +1 cornering, +1 speed, +1 def all
Damage:None
Current stats: +1 cornering, +1 speed, +1 def all
Location:2nd square
50 db
Cautious driving
Vehicle name:The Iron Madness
-Chassis(current car)
-Iron wheels
-Iron armor
-Cats
-Crazy henchdwarf
Base stats: +2 cornering, -1 auto attack, +1 def all
Damage:None
Current stats: +2 cornering, -1 auto attack, +1 def all
Location:1st square
Carrying 250 db!
-1 sabotage
0 db
Aggressive driving
Vehicle name:The Elfcrusher
-Chassis(current car)
-Iron wheels
-Iron armor
-boars
Base stats: +2 cornering, +1 speed, +1 def all
Damage:None
Current stats: +2 cornering, +1 speed, +1 def all
Location:2nd square
100 db
Standard driving
Vehicle name:WAIT!!
-Chassis(current car)
-Iron wheels
-Iron armor
-Henchdwarf Screwpump Engine(one operating)
-basic henchdwarf
Base stats: +1 speed, +2 cornering, +1 def all
Damage:-1 speed
Current stats: +2 cornering, +1 def all
Location:1st square
Crashed!
0 db
Aggressive driving
-Chassis(current car)
-Iron wheels
-Iron armor
-Boars
Base stats: +1 Speed, +2 Cornering, +1 Def all
Damage:-1 def blunt
Current stats: +1 Speed, +2 Cornering, +1 Def burn/pierce, -1 def blunt
Location:2nd square
100 db
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