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Author Topic: The Dwarven Race  (Read 34074 times)

Kashyyk

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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #60 on: November 19, 2008, 11:07:22 am »

sod the race! Dwarven Demolition Derby!!!
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Boksi

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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #61 on: November 19, 2008, 11:11:47 am »

ROOOOAAAADDDD RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Kashyyk

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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #62 on: November 19, 2008, 11:18:28 am »

No seriously, I only chose you because you wanted to ram someone.
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Boksi

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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #63 on: November 19, 2008, 11:22:00 am »

Why else would I buy spiked wooden wheels?
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Kashyyk

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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #64 on: November 19, 2008, 11:23:05 am »

I think I bought the same actually.

Nope, rigged.
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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #65 on: November 19, 2008, 03:46:54 pm »

I slow down slightly and go into the lane behind Aqizzar Boksi, and order my cats to race over it so my vehicle will ride over it, like a tank. Driven by cats.
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SHAD0Wdump

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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #66 on: November 19, 2008, 03:56:54 pm »

Does this mean your going into cautious driving mode?(-1 speed, +1 cornering)

It doesn't sound like it to me but,just checking.
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Aqizzar

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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #67 on: November 19, 2008, 04:01:04 pm »

What, are we just supposed to post actions with wild abandon?  I don't do this RTD thing.

Uh, I'm committed to my balls-out-getaway thing.  If anyone lingers for too long, like Akroma, they get the crazydwarf.
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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #68 on: November 19, 2008, 04:05:00 pm »

What?

I'm waiting for the rest of the players before I post the turn.If that's what you mean.
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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #69 on: November 19, 2008, 04:19:07 pm »

Does this mean your going into cautious driving mode?(-1 speed, +1 cornering)

It doesn't sound like it to me but,just checking.
Oh, yes. I'm going to cautiously drive over Bokski's car with cats. (seriously, put on my caution driving.)
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Zako

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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #70 on: November 19, 2008, 05:00:21 pm »

AGGRESSIVE DRIVING!! CHARGE!!

My boars automatically attack Cheeetar! Squeeeee!
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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #71 on: November 19, 2008, 05:10:03 pm »

Evasive rush forward.(avoid any major damage while trying to get to the end)
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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #72 on: November 19, 2008, 06:54:52 pm »

Drive forward. Recklessly. With no regard for "safe" speeds.

e: Also, I attack the muskoxen to try to make them into corpse-roadblocks.
« Last Edit: November 19, 2008, 09:01:40 pm by Pandarsenic »
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Aqizzar

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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #73 on: November 19, 2008, 07:06:11 pm »

I just noticed that everyone is driving off of the line as fast as possible, preferably while attacking each other.  Completely ignoring the herd of muskoxen in the road.

I think we're about to kick off the season with the record for shortest, messiest race.
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Strife26

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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #74 on: November 19, 2008, 07:33:46 pm »

Are you going to back the bets Shadow?

Otherwise, can be the dwarven bookie?
You know, sell my chasis (for half price) and start setting odds?
Pleeeease?
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