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[Aqizzar]

Iron Wheels, Iron Armor, Boar-Power

The Ford Taurus of Dwarven racecars, it would seem.

[Cheeetar]

Iron Wheels
Iron Armour
1 Crazy Henchdwarf
And cats to drive it.

The Iron Madness. If anyone can get this in dwarfish, I would be very happy.
0☼ left, also.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Alright we are full!

The day is 70 degrees,partly cloudy,with a slight chance of rain.
10 racers are lined up,ready to travel along a stretch of road.

Post your actions!Your vehicles will start moving automatically.

Event roll(yeah already)
2!

There is a small pack of muskoxen on the track!(way to start,eh?)

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Dwarven race course
+1 cornering
+500 winnings

S!_ _ _ _

Muskoxen

Statuses are not important yet.

[Poltifar]

So... I guess I just speed toward the next square. This is an action, right?

[SHAD0Wdump]

Actions are pretty much ordering attacks on the fellow racers,who you want to ram,driving style,focus,and other stuff will become apparent.

You automatically start going places.

Read the basic rule concepts for a better idea.

Remember,you are not entirely restricted to one of those!

I guess this game is somewhat more of a management game.With combat.


Alright,example of a typical action

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Example racer has a
>non combat related parts here<
a crossbow
a ballista
two henchdwarves

action...
fire crossbow at (other racer 1)
fire ballista at (other racer 2)
Ram (other racer 2)

And of course general chaotic creativity of players as shown in the next post...

[Banzayatc]

I grab a henchdwarf of one of nearby racers and throw him into the furnace. more fuel (especially filled with booze) = more speed.

Agressive driving, of course.

[Poltifar]

Yeah, it does seem more of a management game... lets spice it up a bit (like Banzayatc just did)

I remove a random gear from somewhere in my vehicle and throw it out of the window, hoping it will hit some poor other racer, or atleast an innocent bystander

[Boksi]

FULL SPEED AHEAD!

I also try to ram someone, anyone really, preferably bumping them into a muskox.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Basic Henchdwarves now come back from death after a race,due to high lethality rates...

[Aqizzar]

Well in that case, order both of my henchdwarves to pump for all they're worth, as I drive aggressively to get the hell out of there.  Should have like +3 Speed from that, maybe more if the dwarves are terrified of being thrown in furnaces*.

_{* Dwarves being unafraid of fire, this probably doesn't work.}

[Boksi]

Maybe you could make them get replaced every race if they die, but you have to pay them a little after every race? It makes sense.

[SHAD0Wdump]

It makes sense,but it would mess with the economy,prize money should go into car parts,not the infinite masses of dwarf labor that every racer should have.

[Akroma]

I use the auto-attack of my boars to attack aquizzar

[Kashyyk]

Aggresive driving and use my boars auto attack Boksi while ramming him!!!!

[Boksi]

Oh really? Then I change my action! I ram Kashyyk back!

I am of course driving aggressively. WROOM! WROOM! WROOOOM! *CRASH*! WROOOOOOOM!