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Turnip

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ahahahahaha
« on: November 17, 2008, 03:42:04 pm »

I just zombified a bunch of priests and townmembers in a human town.
I had fun watching them all brawl and kill the shit out of eachother.
Then I talked to a preist
"It would be wise to give yourself to murder"
How fitting.
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And (because of various programming quirks) dwarves are kinda stupid. Granted, so are the other races. But still.
And yet these stupid dwarves are going to eventually make a nuclear weapon out of cheese and basalt.

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« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2008, 03:44:56 pm »


 Now that is grand.

 I didn't know that bug where having one citizen of a civ hitting another would mark them as an enemy, as well as the guy who hits them, and the guy who hits them, etc, was still around.
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« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2008, 03:47:51 pm »

I usually zombify them and then when they get attacked unzombify and make them into a spirit of fire.
this time I didnt
oh jesus now I have to do this to goblin towers.
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And (because of various programming quirks) dwarves are kinda stupid. Granted, so are the other races. But still.
And yet these stupid dwarves are going to eventually make a nuclear weapon out of cheese and basalt.

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« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2008, 07:42:45 pm »


 Now that is grand.

 I didn't know that bug where having one citizen of a civ hitting another would mark them as an enemy, as well as the guy who hits them, and the guy who hits them, etc, was still around.
Oh yes it is, thank goodness >:D
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Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
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Re: ahahahahaha
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2008, 08:56:41 pm »

The bug is not that they get labeled as an enemy, but that they don't get unlabeled as an ally at the same time.

Just thought I'd clarify that run-on sentence.
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« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2008, 07:01:06 pm »

this conversation amused me:

"I have a cousin named Aquov Chasteyelled.
He is also my uncle."
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« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2008, 06:42:27 am »

HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
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And (because of various programming quirks) dwarves are kinda stupid. Granted, so are the other races. But still.
And yet these stupid dwarves are going to eventually make a nuclear weapon out of cheese and basalt.

Footkerchief

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« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2008, 08:33:30 am »

Your dad's brother marries the elder Chasteyelled and begets Aquov, making him your cousin.  Then your mom's sister marries Aquov, making him your uncle.  I think that would do it? 

It's not incest but it does have that small-town feel.
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« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2008, 08:34:09 am »

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A Horrid Little Monkey

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« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2008, 12:28:17 am »

It's not a proper medieval-y town unless everyone's related to each other in ways you never knew were possible.
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« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2008, 12:44:36 am »

I had fun watching them all brawl and kill the shit out of eachother.

How does someone kill the shit out of someone? does this make them constipated? strange problem.
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« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2008, 12:46:15 am »

Hmm. Yes, yes I see. Obviously, they used piles of monkey dung to beat each other to death with.

Wait...what?!
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