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[Cheeetar]

I survived! Take that Everyone Else.

[Capntastic]

Lambskin:  The dead tree falls on you before you can do anything.   You survive the night, but no one finds you as you are trapped under the soggy, decaying wreck of arbor.   Moss and mold and mushrooms spread from its rotting core and envelop your skin, filling your mouth and nostrils with black, greasy cilia.   Each breath you take is pregnant with a terrible gust of spores, and soon your lungs are clogged with an ecosystem of damp, dark life.   Insects with hundreds of legs crawl all over you, and you are forced to watch as slugs mate with each other.   They lay eggs under your eyelids, and the terrible subtleness as the slug eggs vibrate against your retina is unbearable.   By the time they hatch, you are no longer sane.

[Pandarsenic]

... What the fuck? *Mildly terrified*

[sonerohi]

I.. I just had my mind... it was.. it was raped... my mind was just raped.

[DFNewb]

Lambskin:  The dead tree falls on you before you can do anything.   You survive the night, but no one finds you as you are trapped under the soggy, decaying wreck of arbor.   Moss and mold and mushrooms spread from its rotting core and envelop your skin, filling your mouth and nostrils with black, greasy cilia.   Each breath you take is pregnant with a terrible gust of spores, and soon your lungs are clogged with an ecosystem of damp, dark life.   Insects with hundreds of legs crawl all over you, and you are forced to watch as slugs mate with each other.   They lay eggs under your eyelids, and the terrible subtleness as the slug eggs vibrate against your retina is unbearable.   By the time they hatch, you are no longer sane.

that is so dark
*goes into a corner and starts cutting himself while screaming about the slugs and hitting his eyelids with a -pigtail sock- * 

[Strife26]

Gawd. Just . . . gawd Capntastic.

[Duke 2.0]

 ...

 I'm screwed. Algernon will ruin me and my loved ones.

[Cheeetar]

That boy needs therapy.

[SombreChapaeu]

I use SCIENCE and the knife to turn the book into a papermaiche hat to keep the rain off, and take a watchful stance under the branches of a magnificent mature oak tree and prepare to fight off batman.

[Squeegy]

That boy needs therapy.

Psychosomatic!

[Capntastic]

Dwarmin:  Your compassion saves you, as a mighty woodland elk comes to hear your cries, and allows you to ride on its strong back.   It carries you to a payphone, and with a bonk from its powerful horn, phreaks it.   You call for a ride home.

Vlynndar:  You lack a sense of adventure, and thus were never truly alive to begin with.

Andrea:  I can't read what you wrote so you die a slow and painful death at the hands of, oh, let's say a very dense and low-flying raincloud.

[andrea]

hey, you could have said it before if you couldn't read.

still, i am happy. better dead than what happened to lambskin.

[Capntastic]

Duke 2.0:  Flowers are plantlife, and since there are no more flowers for Algernon, you realize that your beliefs are faulty.   Your defoliation pogrom has been a blight on the very morals you promised to uphold.   You die, but just on the inside.

SHAD0Wdump:  Your intergalactic ship does not have an FTL drive, and thus cannot span the gulf between galaxies to answer your call in time.

[Duke 2.0]

 Huh.

 Then I will have to gain a new spirit!

[Vlynndar]

H'm.

* Vlynndar goes off to find a sense of adventure.

(How fun that /me works)