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[Random832]

Is there a way to ignore combat that doesn't involve me or isn't near me? I can't take one damn step without being interrupted by blah blah [MORE]

[LegoLord]

NO

[WorkerDrone]

NO

Above.

[Fenrir]

NO

Above.

Above the above.

[Duke 2.0]

NO

Above.

Above the above.

Above the Above th-
The Guard strikes the groundhog in the rear left leg with his Bronze mace!
It is mangled!
The groundhog bites the guard in the head! It explodes in gore!
The guard has been struck down!
The child punches the groundhog in the lower body! It misses.
The groundhog bites the child in the throaght! It is torn out!
The child suffocates to death!
The Guard has fallen unconcus.
The mason has given into pain!

 Alright, we need a way of doing this.

[Fenrir]

A way of determining the direction of the message's subject in relation to one's own position would also be of use.

[LegoLord]

A way of determining the direction of the message's subject in relation to one's own position would also be of use.

I was wondering when there would be a serious post.

The lizardman has fallen down a deep pit.
The lizardman has fallen down a deep pit.
The lizardman has fallen down a deep pit.
The lizardman has fallen down a deep pit.
The lizardman has fallen down a deep pit.
The lizardman has fallen down a deep pit.
The lizardman has fallen down a deep pit.

[WorkerDrone]

I was wondering when there would be a serious post.

You shall never get me to be REALLY serious.

The Soaper has lost hold of his Horse Leather mitten!
The Guard has been struck down!
The Swordsmen has bled to death
The Stray Cat gives into Pain!
The Stray Cat gives into Pain!
The Stray Cat gives into Pain!
The Stray Cat gives into Pain!
The Stray Cat gives into Pain!
The Stray Cat gives into Pain!
The Stray Cat gives into Pain!
The Stray Cat gives into Pain!
The Stray Cat gives into Pain!
The Stray Cat gives into Pain!
The Stray Cat gives into Pain!
The Stray Cat gives into Pain!
The Stray Cat gives into Pain!
The Stray Cat gives into Pain!
The Stray Cat gives into Pain!
...

The Stray Cat gives into Pain!

[Vlynndar]

Is there a way to ignore combat that doesn't involve me or isn't near me? I can't take one damn step without being interrupted by blah blah [MORE]

I actually reflexed (not a word) into pressing spacebar when I read [MORE]

[Jay]

reflexed (not a word)[MORE]

Because the word reflex is a noun, not a verb.
You want "pressed the spacebar by reflex"
ie "I actually pressed the spacebar by reflex when I read [MORE]."

[Tiler]

Reflexively pressed the space bar.

And yes, finding out the direction would be nice. Reading about my companions get mauled by a stray antman is not fun when I'm running around trying to find the stupid bastards.

[chaoticag]

"Hark... is that the sound of a drowning fish?"
The carp has drowned
The longnose gar has drowned
The carp has drowned

[Creamcorn]

Am I the only one who enjoys reading a four hundred word combat log?

[LegoLord]

Am I the only one who enjoys reading a four hundred word combat log?

I like skimming over the funnier parts.

[Time Kitten]

Am I the only one who enjoys reading a four hundred word combat log?

I like skimming over the funnier parts.

I like counting up all the body parts so I can make sure to pick them all up.