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[deadlycairn]

((Then he should be supporting this game Damien deliberately tried to cause a space/time paradox by destroying the fourth wall because he was bored, at least now he's being occupied by smashing oversized masonry to pieces. From his point of view its a workout He's been through worse))

[Fenrir]

Fenrir looks at deadlycairn.

"I thought I broke the fourth wall. Your character mentioned breaking a wall, but I don't remember if he mentioned which wall."

[Strife26]

"I suppose that I'm at fault with me questions. But what is a question? Kidding, no one answer that. Oh yeah . . ."

Strife kicks the table again, causing it to rock a bit.

[deadlycairn]

Oh yeah, thats right. The thought was there though, he wanted to cause a paradox

[Fenrir]

Fenrir's expression turns to one of sudden understanding, then he looks puzzled again.

"Oh, yes, I cracked it, and he shattered it completely. There's just one problem: isn't the fourth wall metaphorical? It seemed to me like he shattered it literaly. Can a ficitional character do something literaly anyway? My brain hurts."

[Strife26]

"Ahhh, but if their are an infinite number of universes, as this plane is one of, then is not their a spot where every concievable circumstance, including this one must exist? Who is to say that this conversation is nothing more than the online ramblings of a bored cat?"

[WorkerDrone]

WorkerDrone seems to have grown tired with the game it seems, as he know appears right next to Strife, seemingly from out of nothing at all. But then, he's kinda strange at anyrate, isn't he? "Hey guiiiise! I got bored of watching Damien killing chess pieces that respawned everytime he blew them apart. So now I put him in that TV set. He's still small you see, and he seems to have misplaced...his erm...weapon spawning powers."

On a big screen TV that had just appeared where the chessboard was...hovering?-Damien seemed to be in a garden, filled with all manner of snakes, ants, spiders, antlions, and many other creepy crawlers. WorkerDrone calls into the TV, "Hey! If you end up dodgeing those ants comming right your way, do a flip!" He turns to Strife. "I told him to do a flip." WorkerDrone gives Strife a metallic toothy grin. "Good fun, eh?"

[Strife26]

"Why don't you cut it out a bring Damien back here. Blood sports aren't acceptable."

Strife tenses a bit.

[WorkerDrone]

"Oh, dear me your no fun at all. Lighten up. If you don't I'm afraid I'll have to leave the poor bugger inside that garden of doom. Besides, I think its much more of a show if he climbs his way out of it himself." WorkerDrone nods in a mock-wise man way. He turns back to the TV "Have some popcorn, if it cheers you up." A bucket of the said snackfood appears in front of Strife, hovering there expectantly. "Its fat free you know."

[Strife26]

Strife looks at WorkerDrone.

[WorkerDrone]

"You know...fat...free? Oh...right." The popcorn emits a sharp 'pop!' and vanishes.

"You know, your a real killjoy, arn't you?" Damien appears over Strife suddenly, now at his usual size. He comes crashing down. "Have the bloody fool back. He wasn't very good at chess anyway. Honestly. Brute force? He didn't even realise he had his own pieces. Should have flanked me I said. Tsk, tsk." WorkerDrone mutters some more, but wanders off, humming a tune.

[deadlycairn]

"Brute force is more fun - and both sides pieces were rubbish. You should invest in better AI for your minions, puppets, animated golems... whatever they are. Oh, and next time do the research if you want your games to be any kind of a challenge - the only reason I can even survive in this world is because I'm immortal, which, due to a quirk of my world, allows me nigh-unlimited magical prowess. Hence being babysat by the Lady to stop me getting into trouble"
Satisfied with his little speech, Damien sits down, hovering about a foot off the ground.

[Strife26]

"You're immortal, huh? I doubt it. All things die."

[Armok]

"not we."

[Strife26]

"Really? Last time I checked, Fenrir definitly can die. I'm relatively sure that I can as well. So, who is we?"

Getting on a tangent, Strife hums softly to himself.

"I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together"