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[Fenrir]

"Had you something to say?"

Fenrir eyes the camera warily.

[Strife26]

"What is something? Are words things or mental constructs?"

The assembled gods wonder about Strife's sanity.

"Actually, I was just waiting for a return of greeting, you know, basic politness? Back a couple of posts (but what is a post?) where I, in quotation marks said 'Hello Fenrir' without a comma after the hello, as is my usual wont."

Strife is perfectly polite as he talks.

[Squeegy]

More rumblings. The fall cracks visibly. Plaster falls.

[Strife26]

Strife turns to look at the crack

"Half the time, I'm the only one doing anything. Now I have to do two thing at once. Figures."

[Squeegy]

Louder rumblings. Suddenly, the crack widens and the wall topples. A green dragon head comes through the hole, and looks around.

[inaluct]

Inaluct looks at it.

"Hi."

[deadlycairn]

"Well you did want to know what would happen if we broke down a wall. And I'm feeling bored. So, time for some 'scientific research', starting with the wall opposite our new dragon friend."
Damien grins widely, and before anyone can stop him, summons a ball of energy. Spitting and crackling, it begins to vibrate, slowly at first, then faster, until it is merely a blur. At this point Damien HURLS the ball at the cracked wall. The ball hits the wall and explodes, blowing it to rubble. Damien appears quite pleased with himself.
"If you're not happy, it's your fault for not keeping me entertained"

((Squeegy, you're lucky you posted when you did, cause I was gonna blow the wall YOU were behind to smithereens, just to make things more interesting. Guess I'll have to wait for something else to come up))

[Squeegy]

The dragon snorts, sending wisps of smoke into the air. It appears to be waiting for something.

The door is still standing, there is merely a hole in the wall where the dragon has stuck its head in.

[Strife26]

"Ummm.  What happens now? Did we break into an infinite universial plane that Armok somehow created? Did we just reveal this hideaway to the rest of the world? Is space about to come rushing in, sucking everying out of here? Has the fourth wall crumbled?!"

[Squeegy]

The dragon nonchalantly blows a ring of smoke, then withdraws its head to reveal a vast white nothingness beyond. Then it sticks its head back in, plugging the hole and covering the infinite plane.

[Strife26]

"Well, that's relieving. I'm a bit tired. Hopefully I'll make more sense in the moring. If this place has a morning?"

Strife curls up on the chair next to Fenrir and sleeps.

[WorkerDrone]

The dragon slips its head back out a moment, allowing a...Robot? Monster? Both? inside the room.

"'Sup." WorkerDrone sits down next to Strife, who is next to Fenrir. Looking to Fenrir, WorkerDrone stares intently for a few awkward moments. "Shouldn't you be the size of Mt. Etna?"

[Fenrir]

Fenrir looks a little annoyed.

"I'm sorry, but I assumed that your greeting was a response to my greeting, which was clearly directed toward everyone."

Fenrir's ears suddenly stand alert and he looks pensive again.

"I have to leave soon."

EDIT:
Fenrir turns to WorkerDrone.

"I am, but this place doesn't adhere to the rules of... well, anything."

[Strife26]

"Don't we make the rules?"

[Fenrir]

"We don't make the rules, but-"

Fenrir gestures toward the fourth wall.

"I suppose they do."